Personal Lolcows - Lolcows in your personal life.

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So, anyone familiar with me knows I occasionally like to sperg talk about the animation process in and of itself. And there's this website, Sakugabooru, which documents well-animated moments from Japanese and American media.

Anyways, the comments section there is a fucking joke. If it isn't the members shitposting, they're being holier than thou. I occasionally comment there too (For the sake of these stories, I go by the name of AniHunter there). There's this one guy, who goes by the name of ihhh, who thinks that the 12 principals of animation are a joke. This is the post in question. I join midway and give my opinion on the post in question. What follows is a bit of a comment war between him and several others (myself included), and near the bottom, he starts going complete :autism: mode calling out me and another user over the use of the 12 principals.

And it doesn't end there. There's another member, JacobYBM, who criticizes this post (which I can understand, Elmer looks pretty lifeless here). Not three posts down, the uploader (NAveryW, aka WalrusGuy. He's also the one who posted the above TTA clip) asks Jacob (a well-known prude when it comes to animation, especially if it's either American, or from Toei) why he thinks it's lifeless, and that's when the autism kicks in. I join in a little bit later, doling out my opinion. It devolves into a back in forth between me and Jacob, who pretty much makes it clear he's "Anime master race" when it comes to animation.

Then he posts this in response to another user:

"Until your hate boils with the ferocity of F. Murray Abraham's Antonio Salieri I suggest you go home and try again."

Naturally, this is where a mod steps in and stops it before it gets any worse. But the point still stands- Jacob's spazzing over a piece of 1940s animation, then backtracking saying all American animation is crap. This isn't the only time he's done this shit too: He once got into a bit of a spat with KiserNeko on Kaizenshu (unfortunately, it goes no further than that). He's a regular there too, just scour though any DB thread where animation gets brought up, he'll be there.

 

[ZepFloyd94]

Oh, and for all the comparisons to Hitler that Trump gets, Jeffrey straight-up wants to introduce a eugenics program. The best part about this is that he'd be deemed "unfit" by his own policies, based on how he described them to me.

It seems to be a pattern with most people who rally for eugenics: They don't even fit their own standards of 'perfection'

 

[DominatinAura]

I do not know this man's true Identity but I think I found my biggest Lolcow on the internet(Not saying he is the biggest but the biggest I've personally found myself) This man goes by Blackwargreymon115 on a Chatting site called, Chatango and he has messaged me on app Kik under the username of CymbaSpirit115.

This man acts like a inconsistent 15 year old who is acting all emo as the world hates him. Sadly most of our conversations we deleted and lost when trying to avoid spammers on Kik. Though one argument we had is currently still going on and the other is stuck on a friends phone as its been screen shotted but some problems have occurred during me obtaining this conversation.

This man has ha problems in his pass involving his father not approving his life choices or just not liking him. either way he does not have a healthy relationship with his father in some way or another.
Now as he prowls around the internet "making friends" (aka people he wants to cyber with [cyber is a version of roleplay where two or more people roleplay about having sex and nothing else) he has currently gone through problems of being neglected which puts him in this emo-loner kind of state where he hates the worlds and pushes other away. He soon begins throwing hate my way acting like a little kid trying to use insults to make problems go away. Through these pictures of our conversations this is proof.

Our first argument was back in June was held some time after My friend's father had passed away after he had to pull the plug off his father's life support. We start the argument after I was emotionally drained after having to keep my friend company after the whole ordeal.

I was really ready to deal with his temper tantrum so I really didn't react much to his intense yelling for a while. He continued to curse me out and yall me how I wasn't being a true friend to him for having to worry about my other friends instead of his problems. He was upset I didn't message him in the 14 hours I spend with a friend in the hospital prior to this. Eventually he brings up past troubles that we had over a video game calling me a cheater.

The Race he is talking about is when we raced together on Mario kart 8 on the wii u months prior to this argument when he lost soo bad I lapped him on my 2nd lap and that refused to play with me after that one game cause 'I didn't go easy on him'. he keeps using these lame excuse to be made at me while I couldn't care less about his reaction. Eventually I start find pleasure in he reactions and I begin to slight troll him as well. this conversation goes on for while and sadly I wasn't able to get it all due to spam bots annoying to the point I got rid of kik for a while. Kik got rid of all the messages and sadly I didn't keep a screen shots. these screen shots are from a friend I sent them too and even then they didn't have them all.

Though between that conversation and this one we both made a promise that I wouldn't upload this too the internet as long as he doesn't get mad at me again. Sadly this didn't last the time I got back to kik. when I return our current conversation is where this had gone south. Sadly we had been talking to long before the idea of screen shooting something came to mind. So this entire conversation was does not have a definite beginning. Although this conversation doesn't have a definite end either as we still continue this conversation to this day

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Those fucked up parents who shove bleach up their kids asses to cure their autism are horrorcows to me. My favorite kinds are the ones who say they don't let their children eat anything unnatural but they shove bleach up the kids ass and can't figure out why their kid is screaming and shitting blood.

 

[SpacePanther]

With Mike Holland coming back to the Farms, and with some information I got about well...my uncle Mike, I wanted to share about him.

Spoiler: Highly Illegal Cucking

My Uncle Mike is a 32 year old man who kept dating very, very young girls. Girls who were about my age and below. The first young girlfriend I actually met had lied to us about her age, saying she was 18, when she was 16. However my Uncle knew this. She had run away from home and her ex boyfriend and was staying at a hotel because my Uncle was paying for it, gross. Anyway, that ended quickly because her mom and ex boyfriend both got her back. I'm not sure if any charges were put on my Uncle but man it's really weird.

Spoiler: The Tale of What Not to do When You Witness a Bank Robbery

This is going to be short but this is just my favorite story so I have to tell it. One day, my Uncle and one of his friend's went to a bank to get a check cashed out, blah blah blah, etc etc. But they came at the tail end of a bank robbery. Robber dashed out of the bank with a bunch of money, and ended up dropping some while making a get away. What does my Uncle do? Grabs the money he dropped. Cops caught robber and my Uncle on the bank's camera and my uncle went to jail for 3 days over a 20 dollar bill.

Spoiler: My Uncle's Own Terryberry

My uncle is currently with a girl and they had a baby. That's not that weird right? Well, this girl at most is 19 years old. And not only is this girl 19, she is also mentally retarded and has no feeling on one side of her body. Anyway, carrying on...not sure how they got together, but she ended up living with my Uncle mainly because she was hiding from a guy who raped her. Yep. Shortly after that found out she's pregnant but my Uncle thinks it's his so that means he's had sex with her. He seemed to really love her and our family tried not to judge too much but fast forward to after she gives birth (gave birth within 24 hours of Julie Terryberry's suicide, btw, spooky shit). He turns into a complete monster. Won't let his baby mama leave or do anything or hang out with anybody but him. She is under his command at all times. She can't even be alone with the baby, which in some ways make sense, but she is cognizant enough to be able to do stuff with him but he will not let her. Because she's mentally retarded, she gets disability. Where does that money go? My uncle swipes it and spends it all on God knows what. Insisted that he and his baby mama had to take the freshly new born baby to his work (it's a cat shelter, do you have any idea how many germs are in a place like that that would probably kill a baby that fresh out of the womb? Too many to count). His boss told him hell no, he got in his boss's face and threatened her with physical violence, they fired him. Never leaves the apartment he and his baby mama live in (my Uncle lives with my dear Grandmother and has never lived on his own in his life) and smokes weed and watches anime all day everyday. If I wasn't related to him, I'd probably make a thread on him. oh, also let's his weed dealer, who's on an FBI watchlist, baby sit their kid

Fun fact: My husband is older then his baby mama and I'm her age.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I've been talking a lot about Jeffrey lately, but I've decided to give some updates on my other personal lolcows.

Khalid and I have mostly stopped talking. We're still cool (well, as cool as one can be with him), but we don't talk anymore aside from the occasional Facebook conversation. He still doesn't have a job or anything, but his mental state seems to have improved drastically. So, good for him.

Luiz is still the same as always. In fact, me and one of my other friends spent much of yesterday trying to teach him how to manage disc space on his PS4. He never deleted any of his games or demos, even after beating them, yet was confused as to why he couldn't download a new game that he wanted.

You'd think that deleting excess stuff would be easy to explain to somebody, right? Wrong. I told him, like, five times "delete anything you haven't touched in the past three months," yet he'd still send me pictures of his TV showing some game he had highlighted asking me if he should delete it. Eventually we managed to get his disc space low enough to download the game he wanted, but I know damn well he's gonna come to me with the same problem sometime in the future. The dude's like a walking "PICNIC error" (P.I.C.N.I.C. meaning "problem in chair, not in computer").

You may wonder why I'd even bother to associate with someone like that. There's a very simple answer to that: aside from his stupidity, he's still an okay friend to have. I've known him for almost six years and we've never had any falling-outs in that time (though he does know how to try one's patience).

Dimitri talks to us again, and he's exactly the same as he's always been. He now obsesses about people's heights.

Daniel recently listed a camgirl as his "WCW" on Facebook. Need I say more?

And Jeffrey's still sperging about Trump on a daily basis. His latest obsession is this contest that the Trump campaign is holding in order to have dinner with Trump and tell him about your views and what they should be doing. I can't really imagine Jeffrey in this scenario without it ending disastrously. He may actually win, too, because by his own admission, he's already given thousands of dollars to them (his mom is rich).

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

There was one kid in high school. Lets start off by saying that for freshman year, he wore this shirt:

Yeah, he was that kid.

He had no social filter and was desperate for attention. During cooking class, if someone dared him to drink dish soap, he'd do it. He put some in a muffin before baking it once and ate it. I have no idea how he never got sick from that.

One time I jokingly said, "Bite me," and he bit me on the neck during the middle of class. I guess I was kind of asking for it, since I knew he was nuts...

Another time, during the middle of English class, he starts singing the M*A*S*H theme song. Specifically, "Suicide is painless..." which kind of worried everyone a little.

I met him after high school once. He had swastikas tattooed on his wrists and after I said, "Hello," he said that he doesn't speak to race traitors.

Never saw him again.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Another Jeffrey update: With the recent resurgence in popularity that the JonBenét Ramsey murder case has been getting in the media, Jeffrey has decided that he can solve it and figure out who killed her.

Move over, countless professional detectives with years of experience! An unemployed, mildly autistic 22-year-old who knows nothing about forensics is on the case!

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

One more from high school, we'll call him Jim.

Jim was part of my group of friends. He was a weeaboo but so were a lot of us then; sometimes we'd raise our eyebrows at certain things, like a naked furry avatar he had in an MMO, but he was fun to hang out with.

Then...he seemed to lose all sense of social perspective and appropriateness. Started talking about weird as hell conspiracy theories, more disjointed than Timecube; started wearing extremely tight-fitting girl clothes and shit like that.

Eventually this all culminated in him getting a girlfriend. His one true love.

She was 12. He was 16. She was not even in our high school, she was in the elementary school nearby.

The girl's father threatened to beat the shit out of him if he went anywhere near her and he was forced to break it up. This resulted in him moping and whining about it the whole school year about the unfairness of it all.

Then he tried dating another elementary school girl the next year and her brother actually beat the shit out of him for real.

He's scrubbed all online presence of himself. It's weird though, I see his dad's name everywhere, he's a successful real-estate dealer, crazy rich.

 

[sogdiananhero]

I was sitting in a garden pub, enjoying a cup of coffee and a book... or at least trying to enjoy those. It wasn't before long that a loud, monotonous, grating voice sprung up, emanating from a table a few meters away, where a group of people were sitting. Among them, a kid in his late teens or early twenties was talking at the top of his voice, without every hesitating or letting up.

"The homogay faggot conspiracy has already conquered France, it's all sissies and gay pussies there, now they're trying to take over Germany. They cannot subjugate Russia because Russia is the only strong, manly, heroic nation left. Russia will never be sissified, the gay conspiracy doesn't stand a chance. I really want to go to Russia. I once told someone that Russia is the best nation, and he said: 'But they don't like gays', and I was like: 'Come on, they don't stone them like in Saudi Arabia -- unfortunately.' That sure shut him up! Okay, sure, stoning may be a bit much. But we really need to stand up to the homogay faggots! They want to brainwash us all into gay faggot sissies."

Sorry, I didn't know I was talking so loudly.

 

[Bakasura]

Okay, so, personal horrorcow time.

Spoiler: An Underage Babyfur Tries to Force My Friend Into Age-Play Polygamy

A very close family friend of mine that I've known for 20+ years used to be friends with this girl she met on DeviantArt. We'll call this girl "Wanda". Wanda was about 15-16 and claimed she was a schizo, was abused by her parents, and had no irl friends. Having struggled as a teenager herself, my friend has a massive soft spot for troubled kids and always tries to help them, thus she decided to take Wanda under her wing. I took an immediate dislike to Wanda because shortly after they became friends Wanda discovered tumblr and became an "agender, they/them, ze/zir" and I have a short fuse when it comes to that horseshit. She also had a long, well-documented history of art theft that did not sit well with me. My friend dislikes the transtrender movement as well, however, she chose to tolerate Wanda's behavior, assuming it stemmed from her alleged abuse. In regards to the art theft, Wanda had been "clean" of such behavior for about two years, so my friend assumed Wanda had changed.

Flash forward a few months, and Wanda suddenly asks my friend and her boyfriend if they will be her "mommy" and "daddy". Wanda told them both that she viewed them as her real mom/dad, as her irl parents neglected and abused her. My friends thought this was a super sad thing conjured from the mind of a highly abused teen who just yearned for parental love, so they agreed to let her call them "mommy/daddy". Then her FurAffinity was found. It was full of babyfur shit, some of it sexualized. The boyfriend called her out on this, and it turned out she got off to the idea of calling my friend and her bf "mommy/daddy" and eventually wanted them to enter a polyamorous ageplay relationship with her. She had pictures of her half-naked, underage self in diapers on Twitter. It also turned out the "abuse" she suffered came in the form of "my parents won't let me sit around in diapers and shit myself all day for sexual gratification, therefore they don't love me". My friends were horrified (and the boyfriend rather enraged) and this lead to Wanda being removed and blocked from all their social media.

Heartbroken that her "mommy" and "daddy" abandoned her, Wanda then went on a quest to win them back. She did this by making 20+ FurAffinity accounts to block evade my friend. She also returned to her old art theft ways and stole artwork from people who admired my friend and tried to resell it (all white trying to befriend the people she was stealing from). At this point, she was already in trouble with FA staff for drawing child porn, but the 20+ accounts to ban evade was the nail in her permaban coffin.

Now, two years later, Wanda still stalks my friend and is trying to literally become her, but with a babyfur, transtrender twist. There is a certain film that is a huge inspiration to my friend (like, it's been a big thing for her since she was about 10) and is the main reason why she took up art (she now works full-time as an illustrator). When they were friends, Wanda made it clear that she HATED this film because it was too scary and it ~triggered~ her, so much so that she started screech-sobbing on mic when my friend tried to show it to her. Now, freshly legal, Wanda ~ADORES~ the film so much she has decided to get a character from it etched onto her flesh for life. Wanda has latched onto other shit my friend likes -- ie: fave pokemon, anime, characters from TV shows, etc -- including political standpoints that Wanda previously disagreed with. She tried to contact my friend a few months ago on tumblr, but after hearing what Wanda had to say (idk the specifics, but my friend described it as "highly manipulative and childish") she blocked her again. Wanda's schizophrenia has magically gotten better, and now she has BPD just like every other special snowflake on tumblr. Wanda still makes a new FA account every few months in an attempt to stalk my pal, but thankfully FA staff gives her the banhammer for the umpteenth time when a new account pops up like a freshly sprouted toadstool.

 

[InLivingTuna]

@Jaiman and I have kind of a pet lolcow who follows us around twitter. His name is CanadasGod and he really hates sjws. We first realized he was kind of unstable after he tried to "call out" this other person we knew (@_aaronsgirl), and he got really pissy when we pointed out he was being a coward:

After that failed he went on a couple tirades about how much he hates twitter and sjws, it was really funny. I think most of these tweets speak for themselves:

He pops up every so often with a new Twitter account, after which me and Jaiman screencap his tweets and make fun of him and he shuts it down in a fit of rage. Having people disagree with him is too much for him to handle, even though 99% of his twitter is just him posting screencap of other peoples accounts and calling them"sjws".

 

[Jaiman]

@Jaiman and I have kind of a pet lolcow who follows us around twitter. His name is CanadasGod and he really hates sjws. We first realized he was kind of unstable after he tried to "call out" this other person we knew (@_aaronsgirl), and he got really pissy when we pointed out he was being a coward:
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After that failed he went on a couple tirades about how much he hates twitter and sjws, it was really funny. I think most of these tweets speak for themselves:
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He pops up every so often with a new Twitter account, after which me and Jaiman screencap his tweets and make fun of him and he shuts it down in a fit of rage. Having people disagree with him is too much for him to handle, even though 99% of his twitter is just him posting screencap of other peoples accounts and calling them"sjws".

Lol this autist hates Twitter so much that he wants everyone to move to Instagram of all places, yet he continues to stay on Twitter. He's also now false-reporting accounts and got three suspended yesterday. I think he may be thread-worthy.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I've always been interested in New Agers and folks who get way off into some of the more cultlike personal development/self help movements.

My current lolcow, "Laurelle," who I've been following for several years, is a 44-year-old woman who is heavy into Law of Attraction stuff (as in The Secret). She's been following one New Wage scam artist in particular, who claims to channel a group of entities from another planet, for almost 10 years now, and she can practically quote passages from this scammer's books and videos verbatim, she's so immersed in it.

But her life? It's a complete fucking disaster, because despite being 44 years old, Laurelle has all the patience, foresight, self-control, and common sense of a bratty 13-year-old. She just makes one shitty, impulsive, irrational decision after another, then throws a tantrum and a pity-party when things go badly (as they inevitably do). Everything bad that happens to her is always somebody else's fault, never hers. And she's determined to keep acting on her guru's exhortations to "do what feels good" in any given moment, no matter how foolhardy and doomed that choice may be.

Currently, she's been unemployed for at least five years, and has lived from hand to mouth the entire time. She's ended up in homeless shelters for months at a time, or crashing at her older sister's house (and complaining about how sis and BIL are Christians who don't respect her). She keeps trying to get a room in exchange for light housekeeping, but she's picky about what she'll do--no child- or eldercare--and vastly overestimates the value of the work she's willing to do and her desirability as a housemate. She's rented more rooms from more people over the years than I can count, and has never stayed longer than about three months before she gets offended and leaves. On many occasions, she hasn't lasted a full month.

Laurelle makes a tiny bit of money selling really bad Photoshop/vector art on stock photo sites, and had some money from an insurance payout years ago which is long since gone. But Laurelle has made it very clear that she doesn't want to work, and shouldn't have to, and according to her guru all she has to do is desire a life of leisure strongly enough, and believe she deserves it, and the Universe will deliver it to her. Never mind that this strategy has not worked for her yet;, and that pointing it out will just get you labeled a bully and a hater.

So rather than do what a responsible, functional adult might do and get a job, she's gone back to school for a second Bachelor's and for the last 3-4 years has been subsidizing her existence with student loan money.

Her major? Fine Art.

Fine. Fucking. Art.

Yeah.

Of all the educational paths that would have helped get her into decent-paying work, and out of hand-to-mouth poverty, Laurelle picked Art instead--because she's got to follow her desires, and do what feels good in the moment, and that will lead to her getting everything she ever wanted. Her favorite scammer-guru says so, so it must be true.

Earning a BFA (which she's not done with yet) has taken her to at least five different community colleges and universities, because at each one something either goes badly, or the town she's in turns out to be intolerable for...reasons. None of which are ever her doing. So instead of sticking it out and making the best of it, Laurelle flounces off to another school that she is sure will work out in her favor. In fact, she's attended one university twice, now, and has just left it to flounce her way back to a college town she hated so she can take a class at a community college there (and stalk the former prof of hers she's obsessed with, but more on that later).

But here's the thing: she has absolutely zero talent. She acts like a bratty 13-year-old, and that's also about the level her art is at. Everything she has posted has been utterly terrible. She can't draw (I'm talking lollipop trees); she has no clue when it comes to design/composition; and her color sense is crude at best. She has no imagination and no interesting ideas, which are what make the works of untrained "outsider" artists so compelling. She has absolutely nothing going for her as an artist. Laurelle's just straight up Dunning-Kruger in action, with a head full of grand delusions about her future as a famous artist. I can't possibly overstate this.

And then she wants to go on to grad school and get an MFA. Former profs have refused to write her letters of recommendation, giving her awkward, tepid excuses why, and she doesn't get it--her work sucks, she's totally unfit for grad school, and it would be a farce and an embarrassment for them to recommend her.

She's almost maxed out her loans, and needs to graduate soon if she's going to actually do it--but universities have residency requirements, where 45 of the last 60 credits have to be taken at that institution--and she seems to be totally unaware of this. I'm just waiting for the moment of truth, because the screaming will be epic, and of course it will not be her fault.

Right now, she is back in the much-hated Collegetown where she attended Big Flagship State University. She left it earlier this year after making a passionate declaration of love to one of her professors, and telling him she wanted to marry him (and this was after she'd been told of the non-fraternization rules between faculty and students, but hey, rules don't apply to Laurelle). She was so crazy and out of line, he got the administration involved, and things didn't go in Laurelle's favor. She was allowed to remain enrolled, but told to have no contact with that hapless prof.

So she left, returning to a previous university in a big city, with the idea that if she was no longer a student at Flagship U her beloved would at last be free to express his own feelings of love for her, and they could be married and live happily ever after. After all, if she felt such overwhelming love for this man, that was a sign from the Universe that he was meant to be hers. She couldn't possibly feel that way for no reason; her exalted feelings couldn't possibly be mistaken! He had to feel the same, right? Right.

After months in exile, pining for this guy, and visualizing their future together, the sheer force of her desire was not enough to create a reality in which her beloved realized his mistake and reached out to her. It's been dead silence since the end of last year, which would have given a sane woman the hint long ago, but hey, this is Laurelle. She still thinks they belong together, so back to Collegetown she's gone--only she can't get back into Flagship U because she's a crazy, creepy-ass, lovestruck obsessive, and that's now part of her student record. And thus, she signed up for a class at the local community college so she can stay in the same town and try to "accidentally" run into him. But from the latest I've heard, that plan has imploded, and she's now trying to get a housework-for-rent gig in yet another city. Why? Hell if I know; it's Laurelle, therefore there is no logic behind it.

This turned into a novel, for which I apologize, but I've just brushed the surface of Laurelle's ongoing craziness. It just fascinates me to no end. I don't think she's threadworthy, and were she ever to find out she was being discussed elsewhere I'm pretty sure she'd vanish from the internet, and I don't want that to happen. I'm just too caught up in the saga of watching her self-destruct, all the while spouting a load of New Age nonsense that obviously doesn't work.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

A long long time ago when I was in middle/high school there used to be this really autistic dude who would post in a couple of forums Final Fantasy/Wrestling/Pokemon I frequented. His used a multitude of usernames, but his most popular was "Joynice Kanellis" he would write multiparagraph word salad posts that were incomprehensible. He mostly sperged about Vidya and Wrestling (he would respond to people roleplaying as himself as New Jack putting his internet antagonists through twenty tables). He would post long fanfics of him being married or in a relationship with fictional characters such as Nurse Joy or Tifa Lockheart and would sperg incessantly.

With all the autistic folk I've come across in my 20 years of trolling the online, what made him stick out among the others was his forum. It was one message board with over a thousand topics made by him and nobody else. He would post daily agendas of his actions along with creating an autistic fantasy world featuring him as a powerful marty stu who was a wrestler/superhero/rpg character who would bang waifus by the dozens. Here are some posts about him:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=113224571 <-thread he made announcing his engagement to Nurse Joy because Tifa was cucking him with Cloud.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/7nmvk/best_forum_ever_1090_topics_2264_posts_1_user/ <-reddit discovers him
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...serid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post354612500 <-thread about him or something but I can't view it because @Lowtax won't let me admin his site for hotpockets.

There's a lot more, and he uses a variety of usernames. Unfortunately, his website was discovered and rampant weening occurred on his message board that caused him to lock the forums without registration: http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/

It would be awesome if I could discover him again, but I haven't found any content from him in at least five years

 

[BurningPewter]

My philosophy in life is if you have to either make excuses for someone, or you have to contextualize them ("they're okay when they're x and not y or z") and they're giving you more grief than good...cut 'em loose. You don't owe anyone friendship.

Even though I would miss my new lolcow.

thanks for the advice. I am currently blocked from his facebook and he is sending angry emails to the group about me betraying him. I feel awful.

I wrote another reddit thread -

Ok this friend of mine. He's 46 years old. I am living alone and was lonely when I met him at a sci-fi/comic fan meetup a year ago. He is a nice/clever guy mostly and I liked him a lot. He has interesting views and became my closest friend in the sci fi group.

However - He is constantly bitter and jealous at everyone else in our group - any success, marriage, relationships, jobs in video games/journalism. It does not seem to cross his mind that having a friend succeed in an area he likes could help him - he's just bitter. He also fixated on my brother working for the BBC and made rude comments.

He is openly pervy a lot in a way that makes me annoyed - he keeps doing a joke of ignoring what someone was saying to him "sorry I was staring at that ass"

He is really intense and attention-needy - he can never just sit back with a beer and relax - he needs constant attention of you looking at him, seeing how cute and funny he is etc. He has manic phases where he's babbling and trying to be funny all the time and is really tiring.

And he's not interested in other people's feelings, he just chuckles at everything. If I told him I was feeling down or not getting along with family he just chuckles.

He's constantly disagreeable - he's always trying to make ..not arguements really but he seems to thrive on little conflicts and telling people what they like isn't good.

And he has a really crap way of...like he he won't say "I really think you should have this type of laptop. I think the one you want to buy is wrong for you" he'll say "why are you buying crap again" .

And a big thing. He wants to play guitar, and it's what part of us being friends was based on, me helping him a bit. But it seems to be...he has no interest in music or really playing, it's just a kind of fetish/affectation.

Any time I tell him anything remotely new or challenging he just gets angry and shouts that there must be a simpler way. He says he just wants to know the basics so he can look cool and get attention but he won't even learn the basics.

I have a Telecaster guitar, and he keeps going on at me about it - he spent an evening googling what kind of woods it was made from, he spent another evening googling how I should polish it and what kind of case it needs, and it feels intrusive and creeping me out. In fact it made me not want to play it anymore and I packed it away. To stop him going on about it and scrutinising it.

I would not mind but he doesn't even like playing guitar. He has pictures of people playing, and he constantly watches youtube videos of guitarists, but he doesn't like playing. He just likes how they stand and stuff.

Anyway I told him I am overwhelmed and need to see him less and he has gone nuts, blocked me on facebook, written an angry message about me on twitter , and sent an email round to all in the sci fi group about the betrayal. I feel awful. However when I stopped seeing him a month ago i felt great, so light and free. Now I just feel guilty.

tl;dr: Asperger friend is annoying and stressful in many ways and I feel awful not seeing him..not sure if it was right. Sorry it's so long, need to get my thoughts out.

I've always been interested in New Agers and folks who get way off into some of the more cultlike personal development/self help movements.

My current lolcow, "Laurelle," ...

Thanks for this - I know people like this. I'd love to see some of her art.

I like law of attraction - I like the psychological side of chilling out and letting things happen (but I don't believe people are to blame for bad luck). Sounds like she did it wrong.

 

[Taargus]

Hoping this doesn't stretch the guidelines of the thread too much, but I want to make a minor post about a character who turned up a week or so ago who really... has something going on.

Spoiler: Important Backstory + Bonus Chimpout

A minor lolcow that has a thread here named Will Bresch got a subreddit made after the thread had progressed a bit. After some inspection, the sub seemed like somebody trying pretty hard to ween him- the few posts are all by the same user, Ernestnyx, and all had titles that were backhanded insults directed at Will. It was pretty weak stuff.

Dynastia popped into the thread to say that somebody had added him as the moderator of the sub. He didn't really seem to have much interest, so this was odd. I decided to make a reddit account and send a friendly message to the owner encouraging him to stop weening, assuming he was on the farms as well. I was surprised to find that he didn't know who Dynastia was.

After briefly thinking I was Will Bresch, he promptly freaked out and privatized the sub:
I'm of the belief that someone here knows him, since Dynastia was added with Eugene's involvement. I digress.

After all that bullshit piqued my interest, I started poking through his post history. His previous reddit name had been "EugeneNix" (Gettit? XP)
He'd run on of those racewar subreddits called "Coontown" with his buddy Josh Goldberg, a moderately retarded redditor who was arrested for pretending to be a jihadi on twitter. Their hate sub had made minor news, scoring a piece in the washington post that didn't describe it in a very positive light.
This is where the rabbit hole deepened- Eugene believed this relatively minor incident was much, much bigger than it was.

Spoiler: gallery of inflated self worth

From what I can tell he's alternating between pleading for his mod position back, and acting like things went according to plan. Either way, he's not getting much attention.

Digging DEEPER YET I discovered that Bresch wasn't the first schizophrenic man that Eugene had tried to ween- he had another subreddit called "Church of COT" where he comprises almost all of the posts and comments- most of them unsuccesful attempts to piss off a somewhat popular reddit schizo. Take a look. It's sad.

Though there isn't much else on Eugene, he's also the mod on a number of other deserted subs- most of them attempts to be offensive or edgy, almost all of them dead before the first post. He was a previous mod of r/thedonald and in some of his comments alludes to being unhappy about his firing. I'm still waiting for those nazis to come bash my head in.

 

[InLivingTuna]

@Jaiman and I have kind of a pet lolcow who follows us around twitter. His name is CanadasGod and he really hates sjws. We first realized he was kind of unstable after he tried to "call out" this other person we knew (@_aaronsgirl), and he got really pissy when we pointed out he was being a coward:
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After that failed he went on a couple tirades about how much he hates twitter and sjws, it was really funny. I think most of these tweets speak for themselves:
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He pops up every so often with a new Twitter account, after which me and Jaiman screencap his tweets and make fun of him and he shuts it down in a fit of rage. Having people disagree with him is too much for him to handle, even though 99% of his twitter is just him posting screencap of other peoples accounts and calling them"sjws".

An update cuz I think this shits really funny. CanadasGod is hiding out on an account called SSJ3Ahmed rn, he's pretending that he's his friend who had Canadas password, and and that Canadas commited suicide. However he wont link me an obituary or anything. We were able to deduce that CanadasGod's name is Manny and that he lives in Alabama but nothing further, and when I tried to push him for more questions he tried to blame me for his own fake suicide because I made fun of his stupid tweets.

Keep in mind this dude is in his 20s.

Also of note, this is not the first time CanadasGod has pretended SSJ3Ahmed is someone other than himself:

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Well, it's debate night. You know what THAT MEANS...

For the record, the debate sucked and Trump was actually less aggressive than he should've been. Also, wrong "THERE."

 

[InLivingTuna]

An update cuz I think this shits really funny. CanadasGod is hiding out on an account called SSJ3Ahmed rn, he's pretending that he's his friend who had Canadas password, and and that Canadas commited suicide. However he wont link me an obituary or anything. We were able to deduce that CanadasGod's name is Manny and that he lives in Alabama but nothing further, and when I tried to push him for more questions he tried to blame me for his own fake suicide because I made fun of his stupid tweets.

Keep in mind this dude is in his 20s.
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Also of note, this is not the first time CanadasGod has pretended SSJ3Ahmed is someone other than himself:
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Okay I know I just talked about this but this shit is getting better by the minute. We found out his master fake suicide plan and his new Twitter account (@PollaVentosa) because one of his friends leaked the DMs. Now he's trying to get Jaiman arrested for making fun of him on the internet