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Connor said:
So, for the past several months on Facebook, I have been repeatedly harassed and borderline-cyberstalked. All of this started when an acquaintance suggested that I chat with her. As soon as I messaged Emi-San, she immediately declared me "her soulmate", and went on to say that I was "the Godly man" that she has been looking for so desperately. I thought it was cute, but it quickly became disturbing. Every hour of every day, she would constantly message me, calling me "pookie" and incessantly asking when we can have our first date. She even posted a meme photo of me and her together, which served as the final straw.

I have continuously asked Emi-San to stop messaging me on Facebook, but she is unfettered in her quest to have me as her lover. In addition to this, her photo albums are packed to the brim with photos of her profoundly obese self, as well as a few videos of atrocious singing. It gets crazier. A simple search of her on Facebook will turn up over a dozen accounts. A dozen. I shit you not.
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I removed the link to her facebook page, I don't think it's a good idea for you to be posting it here, or giving her real name. Can't you block her or something? Is that an option that facebook has?
 
Connor said:
I'm not sure who or what oni-chan is...
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An oni is a Japanese demon, onii-chan is an affectionate endearment toward an older brother. :ween: It's been used in a lot of rather unfortunate anime lately. By unfortunate I mean really incestuous and shameless.
 
On a wrestling site I visited, there two member who are somewhat lolcow-ish.

First is a person who I'd call D. D is a 29 year old "transgender" brony whom has a weird obession with Rarity, think Lady Gaga is the devil, boycott the Simpsons when Lady Gaga was a guest voice, calming she the reason why the Simpsons now suck, a wannable critic whom review shitty/old cartoon, like to throw drama fit over stupid shit, threw a epic tardrage fit when the creator behind Botchamania say he wouldn't uses MLP footage in Botchamania ever.

The second is a TNA wrestling fanboy whom defend every dumbass decision by the company, (He defended TNA for letting a drug out Jeff Hardy "wrestle" Sting on PPV) threw fits when people don't worship up the company and got ban a couple times from the TNA subforum because of it. He tone it down alot this year mostly because people don't put up with his shit anymore.
 
Francis E. Dec Esc. said:
Some guy on a gun form I frequent left this pile of schizophrenia on every single board:
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Aren't there 350 million people in America? were would they find another 350 million to listen in on them?

Also "monster energy drink" how is drinking processed piss gonna stop the NSA/illuminati?
 
Connor said:
I have continuously asked Emi-San to stop messaging me on Facebook, but she is unfettered in her quest to have me as her lover. In addition to this, her photo albums are packed to the brim with photos of her profoundly obese self, as well as a few videos of atrocious singing. It gets crazier. A simple search of her on Facebook will turn up over a dozen accounts. A dozen. I shit you not.
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Why does she have so many accounts? Has she been repeatedly banned, or does she just make a new one whenever someone blocks her?

Also, is she an otaku? Or did you just nickname her Emi-San?
 
Okay, hopefully people won't see this as me trying to bring drama from another forum over to this one. It's just that this kinda lulzy thing involving another person that was here on the cwcki forums happened to me somewhere else, and I figured I'd share it. If mods feel like this post crosses a line or something, feel free to delete it. I'm going to spoiler everything after this, because a lot of it involves religion, so y'know...don't read if that doesn't interest you. Or do. Whatever makes you happy.

Does anybody here remember MetroidJunkie? If not, here's a brief recap; he was active on this forum this past fall and gained a reputation for derailing threads because of his tendency to post really ignorant/poorly-informed/inflammatory things in cases where they weren't, or were just barely, relevant. A couple of his more memorable gaffes are things like "Darwin himself said macro-evolution is wrong", "you can support yourself on a fast-food worker's salary", and the ever-present "it takes faith to be an atheist".

In any event, he recently joined another forum I frequent. Of course I left him alone, but it didn't take him long to start shit-spigoting over there too. He popped into a thread that discussed suicide (not too much unlike the one we've got here in deep thoughts) and wound up saying something to the effect of "atheists are more likely to commit suicide because they don't value life as much."

Totally outta left-field and everything. It naturally sparked a huge slap-fight between him and a few other members that drug on for a little over a page, the end of which involved MetroidJunkie using the Watchmaker analogy and a bunch of rare-earth nonsense to "prove" that there was a creator with, as you could probably guess, absolutely zero discussion of suicide.

I really wasn't interested in the argument he'd started. It was probably a bit ween of me, but I posted in the thread just to tell him that I'd recognized his handle from here and that it was a bit disappointing to see that (essentially) getting run off of this forum hadn't taught him anything about keeping shit like that to himself. To his credit, he more or less let the argument drop there, but PM'ed this to me...

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...yeah. Well, we wound up shooting a little over a dozen PM's back and forth with topics ranging from suicide to secularism to Republics vs. Democracies (I don't fuckin' know, man) and eventually evolution and creation. His arguments got sillier and more obviously regurgitated as time went on, and towards the end he just stopped making sense altogether. I'm no expert on the whole science vs. creation argument, but I've heard a lot of creationist talking points and knew how to respond to them, so he eventually gave up, but not before dropping some absolute gems that I really wasn't expecting to hear outside of a Dominionist rally. Here's a few of them - -

* Any nation that institutes secularism will collapse because only god can give people civil rights
* Everyone misinterpreted what the founding fathers meant regarding church-state separation
* Atheists have no "moral law"
* Evolution is bad because Social Darwinism and Hitler and Stalin
* College Professors are mocking religion and religious people and no one's doing anything about it (asked for a source on this. Never got it.)
* The Fossil Record isn't reliable because transitions
* If it seems complex, god did it
* Human beings can't trust their own judgement because our thoughts are just electrical pulses

I don't expect to hear back from the dude after my last PM, though now he seems to be keeping his theological/political opinions in relevant threads, so job done, I guess. Either way, he's definitely something special. Not a lolcow by any stretch of the imagination, but easily a personal laughingstock for me. The conversation itself is real knee-slapper in some places, so if you want to read it, PM me.
 
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Quick one here: was sitting in a concert venue at a monthly event where there is a band, dancing, discount beer and artisan pizza, and which I make a habit of attending, recently, and after I went to get another beer, went back and sat on a couch, then across from me, sat a young retard smelling of :briefs:, who removed a PS Vita and 3DS from a backpack, then removed a humongo folder of vidya cartridges, in ignorance of the blues band playing, and tried to get me to give him money for soda and a slice of pizza (that he wouldn't even have liked since it's way different from Pizza Hut or Little Caesars), tried to suck me into his vidya, I didn't care, he followed me once, then his caregiver reigned him in after tard rage and spilling his bottled water on his cartridges, then more tard rage about his cartridges that his caregiver said he would never replace.

My city is full of potential "new Chris-chans", I see at least one every day, this is the most notable I've seen in a while.
 
Not sure if this goes here, or in the tumblr SJW thread.

I (vaguely) know a chick who is a hardcore catholic and SJW (the term "pro-life feminist" is one of the ways she describes herself; which as far as I know is an oxymoron of the highest caliber), and makes a mutual friend tag posts on tumblr as 'blasphemy'. Last time I really talked to her, she got really butthurt over some stupid jokes the rest of us made in a group chat- not even sure how. Outside of that, I remember her having a slight hissy fit over an anime showing Joan of Arc as a magical girl for all of... five seconds and having a fit after said mutual friend showed concern that her politics and religion made it impossible to enjoy anything in life (because it has to be the right balance of PC and non-offensive to her religion, otherwise it's blasphemy and/or problematic). Any time I really talk to her or see logs of skype convos, I either laugh or start banging my head against the wall.

The funny/sad thing is, when I first met her a few years back, she wasn't really any of this. A bit SJW-y and pretentious, sure, but not to the degree like now. Goes to show how toxic Tumblr's SJ crowd can be, I guess.
 
if you go digging around in the really early posts of, iirc, the sjw megathread you might find a bigass huge post by me about someone who was an sjw well before it was a thing, and was in fact one of the first people to jump from lj to tumblr. and i ended it with "please don't find this person and prod her, she's incredibly brittle".

she also decided years ago that she wanted male pronouns and was in a relationship with a mtf transgender. she also has a mom who was incredibly abusive and just an awful person, so she was raised by her dad instead (a reasonable man from what little i know of him).

i checked in on her some months ago. she recently had a kid with someone who presumably has a penis, but it's not the mtf person. the infant might be under 6 months now, and cps somehow got involved (a LOT went unsaid, who knows what's actually going on) so our transhero's horrible shitty mother has custody of the poor kid. apparently, from what i was told, in that part of the usa, it was a really serious thing if cps got involved. the kid was actually in danger from shitty parenting.

and my first impressions were that person wasn't as crazy as other sjws. i was expecting her to be extremely far gone, but no, she's miles more reasonable than most of the tumblr crowd, but that's not really saying a lot.

and something about her boyfriend/husband being in involuntary hold or jail or something, icr.

so yeah.
 
The lady that lives down my street called me up excitedly the other day telling me that she won the London lottery and wanting to know if she could borrow money so that she could get the bank to release her 10 million pounds. She promised to give me $100,000 in compensation if I did.

This makes this about the fifth time I've had to explain "internet scam" to her. She's previously fallen for people claiming to be Army officers trying to raise money to get home from Afghanistan to see their sick children; missionaries trying to raise money for displaced civilians in Africa; and American aid workers stranded in Japan by tsunamis (and this wasn't in 2011--this was earlier this year.) No word on whether Nigerian princes are in direct contact with her.

I do my best to run intervention on her actually throwing money at these things because she's a sweet old lady and very naive--but she's been scammed out of money before and I wonder why she keeps falling for these things.
 
One of my room mates seems to have undiagnosed autism, so hes this 22 year old man with the maturity of a 14 year old. He spends all day in his room doing god knows what and he only comes out to eat. He seems to only be awake from 2pm to 6am, he appears to eat about 5 meals a day, and he lives off his parent's money.

Not only that, but he is absolutely horrible with money. He seems to think that only food he buys is worth the money and any food anyone else buys is a waste of money, so he will often claim that eating at costco is expensive, but buying steak at 20/lb is a-okay. Just the other day he got a small pizza for 20 bucks, so my other room mate and I went out and got a large pizza, 10 chicken wings, 3 large sodas, 4 candy bars, and 2 plates of nachos for the same price, of course he got mad because he claimed we were wasting money. The fun part is that he also owes me 500 dollars, from the various times he wanted tacos or whatever. Every time he pays any amount back, he will immediately borrow twice that amount a couple days later.

Another funny thing is that he keeps acting like hes about to get a girlfriend, like on more than one occasion he has asked if it was okay for one of us to bring a girl home, but the dude is so socially and emotionally inept, I don't see him getting one any time soon. I say this with some amount of certainty because he tried to pick up my 2/10 ex and failed. Also, im pretty sure he doesnt know how to talk to girls, because any time i bring my girlfriend over, he immediately runs and hides in his room. Though just the other day he was talking about how sexy this 16 year old girl looked.

We dont really bring him to social events anymore, because usually when we do, all he does is stand in the back and complain loudly. We cant even go see a movie without him getting pissed off for no apparent reason. I am under the impression that he believes the true key to friendship is silence and awkward stares.

And remember when I said he was immature? Yeah, he spends a good amount of his time awake complaining about things and how the could be done better, he seriously wont get over why my other room mate and I take our shoes off when we enter the house. He'll tell me that I' not comfortable because I'm wearing a jacket. He'll never thank anyone for any gift he receives. And he never ever asks for help, even when its destroying him emotionally, physically, or financially. Plus ever girl he seems to be into is under age.

Okay, sorry for the huge rant, but i really do hate having to put up with him all the time, and its nice to get all this out. In small doses, hes a bit like chris, boring, quiet, but nice. I wouldn't say hes a bad person, not at all, hes just bad at being a person.
Oh, also, my girlfriend noticed the other day that he has a big bottle of baby oil... I wonder what he uses that for?
 
So there's a guy at my college named Will. Will is your standard run of the mill lolcow. He has an overbearing and sheltering mother, he's overweight, has horrible looking blemishes appear on his face from time to time and reeks of body odor as he never bathes. People who have had the misfortune of being his roommate have said that his stench fills up the room and makes it unbearable (I remember his roommate from a year back used to sleep in the lobby or beg to stay in his friend's dorms from time to time due to this). But those that have bared it have said that his activities tend to consist of watching hentai, facebook stalking and randomly messaging women he's infatuated with, and showering with the purpose of, not bathing, but masturbating.

Of course in public he's off too, he has the hallmarks of aspergers, being annoying and oblivious to all social cues and annoying the living hell out of everyone after a short time. Average to beautiful women dread seeing him as it usually means having no choice but to talk to him and breathe the toxic aura of stench that surrounds him. He usually has a set of his very own "gal-pals" every semester, basically nice (usually freshmen) girls on campus who feel sorry for him and are fed up with him by semesters end, only for another group of oblivious freshmen or transferees discover and feel bad for him, becoming his next set of gal-pals the next semester.

As for stories, the only one I have is apparently some idiots were having sex in their room on the first floor of the dorm and had their window cracked, so you could hear it outside. Some RA's (females) walked by and heard it and stood in a moment of shock and bemusement of the situation and then Will came along and stood there and apparently said: "So do you guys want to listen too?" The RA's were then creeped out and went inside and told a few friends and I about it, which is how I heard.

Oh and hilariously enough, this guy isn't a virgin either, he lost his virginity on campus to a crazy hambeast who could also have a post of her own.
 
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