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I know someone who been a personal, IRL lolcow for me for as long as I've known her, which was a very long time.

As a teenager, she was loud, rude, over-entitled, and various other less-than-desirable traits shared with OPL. Had the typical weeb-spirations like becoming a famous manga-ka/seiyuu/singer/wtfever and didn't make much of an effort, if any, of improving any of the skills required for any of those occupations. I'd consider her art/drawing skills to be only slightly above those of OPL's, and she didn't have the most pleasant voice to listen to. She also screamed/flamed at people with opinions that differed from hers, and they could be about literally anything. At least she had the good sense not to broadcast sensitive information about herself over the Internet.

Few years later I run into her on Facebook, and what is she doing now? Working at McDs while working towards a degree in fashion design at an AI. Her occupation? "Professional cosplayer." :roll:
 
telegramsamo said:
I forgot to mention, that autistic man-baby I'm related to, he's really into holiday "decorating." He once said he was going to take a college course on it, and get a job as a "holiday decorator." He posted this on Facebook the other day:
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Awww. Bless his heart. :)
 
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SaxyEli was my personal cow before she got leaked on stamrose, and then someone alerted her to it, and she actually wised up enough to lock down everything, though she occasionally makes a moronic post on tumblr. Thread: http://www.staminarose.org/pt/?do=thread&id=4823 <--- an amusing read, has lots of deets and drama on her, and also she actually made an appearance.

She's 400lbs of social justice, ego and ignorance. (She actually bitched on twitter one time because "Khaleesi" is totes a POC, but they had a white girl played her on Game of Thrones!!!) She also freely admits to stealing from places like Sephora and is a dumb piece of shit overall.
 
sea panther said:
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SaxyEli was my personal cow before she got leaked on stamrose, and then someone alerted her to it, and she actually wised up enough to lock down everything, though she occasionally makes a moronic post on tumblr. Thread: http://www.staminarose.org/pt/?do=thread&id=4823 <--- an amusing read, has lots of deets and drama on her, and also she actually made an appearance.

She's 400lbs of social justice, ego and ignorance. (She actually bitched on twitter one time because "Khaleesi" is totes a POC, but they had a white girl played her on Game of Thrones!!!) She also freely admits to stealing from places like Sephora and is a dumb piece of shit overall.
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Is she physically capable of closing her mouth? Like is that some sort of condition orrrr.....
 
Count groudon said:
Is she physically capable of closing her mouth? Like is that some sort of condition orrrr.....
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I want to say goitre, but it's impossible to tell with all that neck fat. She looks like she's struggling to just breathe. I'm so sorry, gurl.

[/suddenly happy to have a BMI of 24]
 
I have a friend who is kind of a lolcow for me IRL. He's a little slow-in-the-minds, though very bright in math. Gets words mixed up all the time, and I mean ALL the time. Half the time I don't even know what the hell he's talking about. I wrote book about him and distributed in my school, he was very upset.
 
I know of several. Oh god, where do I begin?

I suppose I'll begin with the story of "Lynn".

So to clarify, Lynn was a girl that started dating one of my best friends in college. When I'd first met her, she seemed nice enough, very pretty, down to earth, liked to collect anything that had to do with cows (oh, irony), had a spectacular singing voice, and overall seemed very nice.

However as time went by, I'd noticed my best friend (We'll call him Mark) started to change. Now Mark, see, he'd always been very responsible for as long as I'd known him. The year he met Lynn, he was a Resident Assistant in his dorm, did tutoring for the History department, and had a fairly high GPA. After Lynn came into the picture, most of that went to shit (I think the only thing that stuck around for him was that he kept the R.A. position until the end of that year.)

I wasn't the only one to notice, either. Another one of Mark's childhood friends (we'll call him Brian) actually approached me one night, saying he was worried about the direction Mark was headed. We had both agreed that the entire thing seemed rather messed up, but chalked it up to the fact that this was the first real serious relationship Mark had ever really been in, so it was kind of expected.

It wasn't long after that that Mark started basically pushing most, if not all of his friends away, myself in particular. No idea as to why, mind you. But there were numerous times where we'd hang out, and Mark would leave his room to go check something, and Lynn, screaming like a fucking banshee, would come flying back into the room, yelling that we all needed to leave, NOW, without any real reason as to why the sudden change.

Sadly it got to the point where Mark and I didn't hardly talk for almost an entire year because of this shit, mainly because when I'd try to visit or call, Lynn was the one who'd answer, and she'd scream at me that Mark didn't want to talk to me.

When we did get a chance to talk, he'd confided in me that Lynn really worried him. Apparently she was SUPER baby-obsessed, often puncturing condoms and eventually ended up flunking out of college (and later got a job at Wal-Mart, only to lose it after one DAY.)

In the end, though, she'd ended up running away with Brian, and left Mark in the dust. Last I heard she was working at a gas station, gained roughly 80 pounds, and still tries to dress like she did in college. Mark has improved considerably since she left.

I still want to punch Brian, though.
 
Ze Red Medic said:
I know of several. Oh god, where do I begin?

I suppose I'll begin with the story of "Lynn".
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Damn, fuck this lady. Also wtf Brian? He saw how crazy she was and still wanted a piece of that?

(and later got a job at Wal-Mart, only to lose it after one DAY.)
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No words. None.
 
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