Jay was a kid I'd gone to school with, up until college (thank god.) Jay's problems were that he was kind of slow, had a penchant for harassing women, and is kind of a pedo. Plus he was 400 pounds of pure fucking laziness.
He was also known to borrow stuff from people and then never give it back. I actually lost my copy of Suikoden to him because of that.
Anyway, Jay had this habit of falling asleep in class. Teachers would often slam books down by his head, only to have him scream in their faces that he was going to sue them for child endangerment. This became kind of a meme with our graduating class. According to his dad (whom I still speak to every so often) apparently he'd been falling asleep at work, and was threatened with termination if he was caught again.
But Jay was also a really creepy bastard, as I'd mentioned. He'd used another friend's laptop to write this story from a first person perspective about a brother and sister basically bumping uglies and getting married. Keep in mind, he has two sisters.
Yeah. He'd also confessed one time (this was the last time I saw him I might add) that he'd had a thing for a thirteen year old that his youngest sister hung out with.
And then he'd creep girls over instant messenger. This one girl I knew had gotten a message from him that said he liked the idea of him on top of her, and her unable to get away from him. She blocked him in hopes he'd leave her alone, but he would often just stare at her creepily during the day, or when in gym class, he'd try to touch her. He thankfully got his ass kicked for that one, and was pissed when no one defended him.
Then there was the last time I'd ever been to his house. I'd gone over there to pick up a book his dad had borrowed from me, and I really had no intention to stick around. While his dad was pretty cool, his mother was kind of oblivious to pretty much everything.
His dad wasn't there, so his sister let me in, and led me to the family room only to see the mother sitting in front of the television, and Jay on the family computer - looking at hentai. Yes, he was essentially fapping while in the family room, grunting and all. I looked at his sister, who gave me this look like "Dude, I don't fucking want to go into it right now." I grabbed my book and left, I wasn't sticking around for that bullshit.
Last I'd heard, Jay was still living with his parents, and has taken to stalking random women online.
I should mention that it took them over an entire day to revert any of our edits.
