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I went to school with a guy who had schizophrenia , which is not a big deal but he didn’t take his prescribed meds. He was obsessed with anime and furries and drew me a picture with me as a furry (topless) for my birthday (creepy).

Then he told our friend group that he was a wolf and was eating raw meat (which kept making him sick). Dude really believed he was a WOLF 🐺.

The last I heard, he trooned out? I wouldn’t want to share the public women’s washroom with that guy. I tried to find his social media for some photos for this thread but I don’t know his new troon name. Wolf-troon is 6’3 and chonky so you can imagine what a lovely lady he likely is.
 
theres a person at my little brother's middle school, that in my opinion, has cow-like qualities. he says that the person (student):
  • gets unreasonably mad when ever the “67” meme is mentioned around him
  • gets mocked a lot and “takes the bait every time” (quoted from my brother)
  • gets very uncomfortable around black people for some reason
  • doesnt take pranks very well, cursed out someone for pouring a little bit of water on his head
 
theres a person at my little brother's middle school, that in my opinion, has cow-like qualities. he says that the person (student):
  • gets unreasonably mad when ever the “67” meme is mentioned around him
  • gets mocked a lot and “takes the bait every time” (quoted from my brother)
  • gets very uncomfortable around black people for some reason
  • doesnt take pranks very well, cursed out someone for pouring a little bit of water on his head
We don't bring children into our brand of fun, you fucking retard.
 
My personal lolcow is a woman I went to high school with (over 10 years ago now). I frequently lurk on her Facebook for the endless cringe content. The Valerie she tagged here is her transgender husband, he isn't interesting to me though because I've never met him.

She considers herself trans in some kind of way, even though she simply went from "Erin" to "Stella" and still uses the same pronouns etc. The "deadname" post really got me too, because her deadname is very findable on her Instagram. And neither of them are Hispanic, they both adopted the new last name on their marriage certificate.

She also calls herself autistic even though she most CERTAINLY is not. The husband might be, I have no idea, but this post definitely doesn't show any evidence of that, just that hes a man who doesn't listen. I could post more, I just wanted to share a little cause I've been watching her for a few years.
 

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This just kind of just happened but it bears sharing because, damn, redditors wished they could be that arrogant and "unself-aware". It was on Discord (second most retarded place online just behind Reddit) and the server was talking about comic dubs, but then someone shares a bad video with bad AI voices dubbing The Walking Dead comic characters and all Hell breaks loose.

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Imagine white knighting for AI with the grace of a Rick and Morty redditor.
I had a similar thing happen to me:

> I love muh AI because it summarizes muh lectures so I just study for 5 minutes instead of 30 isn't it awesome?
< Lol you're stupid and braindead imagine not being able to study for 30 minutes
> Why are you flaming bro what did I do to you bro why do you hate productivity bro why do you want to make your time harder bro?

Thread tax: I was recently made aware of an A-Log ring in one of the communities I'm in. I would need to write a whole effortpost to get into all of the context, and to be quite honest none of these people are worth it. Basically, the ring revolves around this spammer from bahrain (let's call him bobs) who has been making sockpuppet accounts for almost 10 years now, and the ring consists of these fine gentlemen:

* A guy who made and administers the ring's telegram group. He once corrected me that he, in fact, recreated an older group and he didn't start the ring, which only makes him more embarrassing. He disabled reactions in the group because one of the trolls making fun of them would react to posts he agrees with a heart or laughing emoji, and when people laughed at him for it he cried how he's just trying to keep the group safe. I haven't yet gotten the 100% proof for it but it's a very likely chance that he's this other guy I know who was a crazy twitter liberal who would turn everything into a cause to ~~tweet and virtue signal about~~ fight for, and once was in charge of a game's server and brought it down for some gay ass reason.
* A 40-year-old creepy pedophile who likes to hang around 10-year-olds, and gets very mad whenever you confrunt him on it. And what does he do when he's very mad? Well, he either goes to his "No drama allowed!!!!1!" channel, or says nonsensical insults (my favorite is calling me a "non-english retard" while having a spick last name), and if none of that works he spams in chat. Let me remind you he's at least 30 if not 40 years old. Everybody else I mentioned is also acting as if they just now found out he's still talking to little kids and are posturing how much they care and want to disown him.
* The top appologist for the pedo, who went to his house but it was just a sleepover they didn't have sex at all no for sure. I also heard that he shits his pants, I don't know if literally but definitely figuratively. Also he brings up some random guy called Doug whenever people troll him, saying something like "Don't insult me or I'll call Doug!" like he's his older brother or something but in reality is just some random person on the net that as far as I know has no idea about the ring. But don't you ever make fun of Doug in front of this guy since he'll tell you what amazing scripts he has made.
* This unemployed loser who flipflops between "Bobs is a basterd who took my job!!!!" and "Bobs is so much better than the rest of you I'm team bobs now!". There's no proof he ever had a job, much less that Bobs got him fired. What he probably means is that nobody gives a shit about whatever new project or grift he comes up with and blames it on Bobs since it can't ever be his fault. Uses his dad's cancer as a shield, and otherwise deflects with "You don't know anything about me" until he goes completely mad and tells a dozen different people to go to hell.

Milking these guys is so easy and you always get something funny out of it, so there is already an informal community of trolls who go into their tg group to either troll them or just talk about anything. They get banned but somehow keep getting unbanned and there's always someone there to spread around the invite. I have never heard them doing anything about Bobs besides impotently complaining and maybe being mean to him when they see him, and in return Bobs has found and leaked the pedo apologists ssn and spams q whenever he gets into the group.
 
You got any info on her or did you join the site to troll?
I know her personally .. as an epal.. she often sends me photos of her tits.. but i think she's locked up cause I haven't heard from her in about 2 months. Its not a weed cult.. most the members are like American patriots military men and such., Claire is actual,y a drug mule..
 
They don't really have cow tendencies, I'm just in awe of the "art". This has been the style for years and there is never, if EVER any improvement.
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they have been drawing for probably 7 years? Maybe even longer I'm not sure. If anyone wants more of this, pm me as they have accounts on many platforms with a lot of content
they did have a nsfw art phase for a very short time and the attempts are what you expect them to be
 
My personal lolcow isn't someone who I knew for a very long time, but she was more than enough to fascinate me in a way I don't think I've ever been towards a human before and one that really changed my perspectives on how the edgier side of the internet viewed these types.

We met during some group holiday event that lasted a week or so, many of us were strangers from various parts of Canada. She looked quite out of place and didn't hang around anyone else so she was really easy to approach and we actually hit it off pretty well. She also was pretty well-versed in internet folklore so we had a lot to talk about at first, though it was more from the other corner of the internet (Tumblr and pre-Elon Twitter) which didn't exactly bother me since I also used to be pretty active around there too before I started becoming more openly anti-PC. But I soon learned that she was STILL big in that phase and didn't seem to have any signs of leaving it. Okay, no sweat, most girls are annoyingly liberal so whatever. But as the trip went on I just saw more and more little warning signs.

She came from one of the most liberal cities in Canada. I learned that she was an avid Reddit user, and she also called herself a lesbian. I'm not one to judge people on their looks, but she was a 4/10 at best and I couldn't help but feel like this lesbian thing was partly in due to some internalized femcel views injected by Tumblr. I would also learn that apparently she was a Jewish convert that was part of some weird off-shoot of Judiasm I never heard of called "Reconstructionist Judaism." I still don't understand exactly what it is other than the fact it's some strange secular post-modern take on Judaism that removes the religious aspect of it? Judaism is typically very difficult to convert to, but according to her with this specific "movement" all she had to do was pass a few tests to be considered a full fledged Jew. So she really wanted to be Jewish, but she didn't want to put in any of the effort of actually converting, and what she DID convert to didn't even believe in God. Weird, but okay... I recall that she made pretty clear her beliefs that "Jewish identity" was more important than the religious aspects.

Throughout the trip she always had this weirdly stiff look to her. She'd always be off to the side, she wouldn't really willingly talk to people most of the time other than me occasionally. The thing that really set me off was that sometimes we'd sit next to each other, and whenever she'd be on her phone, all I saw was her scrolling through Tumblr. And every single post was something related to antisemitism and how Jews were being oppressed and yada yada yada. It eventually hit me like a train that while maybe SHE believed she had genuine reasons for converting, it was quite clear that, combined with everything else I knew about her, she absolutely reveled in the victim mentality bullshit. So lets see, Jewish convert, secular, Reddit user, pro-trans, lesbian. She was every. Single. Fucking. Negative Jewish liberal stereotype somehow rolled up into one human being. I thought these people only existed in racist 4chan memes but apparently they were real and it terrified me.

I ended up finding some other people to talk to who I had way more fun being around for the rest of the trip, though I continued talking to the girl occasionally just to be polite since it would have been strange to just ignore her entirely. She continued to be weirdly distant from the rest of the group. She never tried to have fun with the rest of us and I don't think she ever ended up making any other friends other than me, so I just felt bad. Not too surprising since many of the people on this trip were all pretty conservative in nature and she was extremely out of place in terms of personality. As I said, the main reason we bonded to begin with was just because I USED to be somewhat on the same level as her so I at least could understand where she was coming from, but other than that we had very little in common too. We added each others contacts before the trip ended so that we could continue talking, and she did try to reach out to me a few times. While I did have a short-lived moment of "I can fix her," it didn't take long to flicker out, because I know these types way too well, and she seemed too far gone. I did try to entertain her just for the sake of being nice, but it felt like she got bored of me herself very fast, which felt like spit in my mouth since she was the one reaching out and I had literally nothing to gain from keeping this friendship going but she was the one who acted like she was bored of ME. Eventually we stopped talking entirely.

I have no ill wishes towards her because she didn't really do anything bad to me directly, but it's people like her that have ran my country into the ground over the course of the past 10 years and the extremely high tolerance levels I maintained during my youth have really started to dry out. That's my story of the queer socially awkward Jewish convert redditor, the end.
 
I forgot how I found this guy but I think I've been the only one watching his videos. I guess he goes by the name "Jennifer Vampyrian" according to himself.

He's a schizo autistic transgender pagan vampire from Ohio or some shit, he has a whole bunch of links that I haven't had the patience to digest.
This is his linktree with a lot of links. https://linktr.ee/vampyrian616
This video here is from 2012 so he's been at it for a while.
He has a site under www.vampyrian616.com/
This is an older YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@VampyrianTempleUVUP
This is his current channel that he posts Trump rants on every single day, like this today. https://www.youtube.com/@Vampyrian616

I just think he's neat.
 

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I moved to a new area recently and went foraging in the local woods to get an idea of what sort of stuff grows there, and encountered the local druids. They're actually really nice, they're just incredibly kooky crystal hippie boomers. They gave me an "orgone blaster", which is a sort of resin bead on a string with copper wire set in it. I don't think it does anything, but it was a nice present and I hang it off my rucksack as a cute wee trinket. I've brought them foraged fruit when I've found a glut and they've been stuck in the house ill, and we share recommendations for different spots, so we trade like that.
They have lots of knowledge about foraging and the local history, so they're interesting to talk to, it's just wrapped up in so much other crazy woo about astral planes and auras and ley lines and shit. They have a Lord of the Rings themed altar and a lot of model dragons and fairies and things around their house. I don't think they're trying to convince anyone of this shit, they're not like schizocow cult leaders or grifters, they're just sweet old kooks who might get grifted by such people. I keep an eye out for them in case they mention suddenly spending tons of money on some grifter, and they teach me about the local plants and wildlife, it's pretty great. My new crazy friends 😁
 
My personal lolcow is a woman I went to high school with (over 10 years ago now). I frequently lurk on her Facebook for the endless cringe content. The Valerie she tagged here is her transgender husband, he isn't interesting to me though because I've never met him.

She considers herself trans in some kind of way, even though she simply went from "Erin" to "Stella" and still uses the same pronouns etc. The "deadname" post really got me too, because her deadname is very findable on her Instagram. And neither of them are Hispanic, they both adopted the new last name on their marriage certificate.

She also calls herself autistic even though she most CERTAINLY is not. The husband might be, I have no idea, but this post definitely doesn't show any evidence of that, just that hes a man who doesn't listen. I could post more, I just wanted to share a little cause I've been watching her for a few years.
Hey retard you live in too small of a town to be this specific and they're blasting your ass on Facebook right now
 

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Hey retard you live in too small of a town to be this specific and they're blasting your ass on Facebook right now
Yeah I know
My personal lolcow is a woman I went to high school with (over 10 years ago now). I frequently lurk on her Facebook for the endless cringe content. The Valerie she tagged here is her transgender husband, he isn't interesting to me though because I've never met him.

She considers herself trans in some kind of way, even though she simply went from "Erin" to "Stella" and still uses the same pronouns etc. The "deadname" post really got me too, because her deadname is very findable on her Instagram. And neither of them are Hispanic, they both adopted the new last name on their marriage certificate.

She also calls herself autistic even though she most CERTAINLY is not. The husband might be, I have no idea, but this post definitely doesn't show any evidence of that, just that hes a man who doesn't listen. I could post more, I just wanted to share a little cause I've been watching her for a few years.
I am making a public apology to Stella and Val. Stella informed me she is indeed diagnosed autistic, and that her wife is indeed Hispanic. My post here was ill informed and I'll conceived. Stella reached out to me and I apologized to them, and would like to also apologize here.

Making this public post about someone I know, and involving their real name was very foolish and hateful of me. I do not have true animosity toward either of them, Im just attempting to garner edge points on a forum to seem cool, which is in itself NOT cool and majorly lame. A way I have some reflecting to do bye 👋
 
Yeah I know

I am making a public apology to Stella and Val. Stella informed me she is indeed diagnosed autistic, and that her wife is indeed Hispanic. My post here was ill informed and I'll conceived. Stella reached out to me and I apologized to them, and would like to also apologize here.

Making this public post about someone I know, and involving their real name was very foolish and hateful of me. I do not have true animosity toward either of them, Im just attempting to garner edge points on a forum to seem cool, which is in itself NOT cool and majorly lame. A way I have some reflecting to do bye 👋
You've could have fudged some more details, you retard
 
She came from one of the most liberal cities in Canada. I learned that she was an avid Reddit user, and she also called herself a lesbian. I'm not one to judge people on their looks, but she was a 4/10 at best and I couldn't help but feel like this lesbian thing was partly in due to some internalized femcel views injected by Tumblr. I would also learn that apparently she was a Jewish convert that was part of some weird off-shoot of Judiasm I never heard of called "Reconstructionist Judaism." I still don't understand exactly what it is other than the fact it's some strange secular post-modern take on Judaism that removes the religious aspect of it? Judaism is typically very difficult to convert to, but according to her with this specific "movement" all she had to do was pass a few tests to be considered a full fledged Jew. So she really wanted to be Jewish, but she didn't want to put in any of the effort of actually converting, and what she DID convert to didn't even believe in God. Weird, but okay... I recall that she made pretty clear her beliefs that "Jewish identity" was more important than the religious aspects.
What the fuck? I feel like I know this person. Or, used to. We didn't go to the same high school but I was friends with this girl (we are Canadian) and she lived in one of the most liberal cities in Canada. She was pretty... different. Confessed to me that she was interested in girls and was obsessed with Tumblr. She started acting really creepy towards a mutual friend (like copying her style, getting the same tattoo as her, just genuinely creepy shit) and I felt uncomfortable continuing the friendship so we parted ways. I continued to check her Tumblr from time to time out of morbid curiosity and she had converted to Judaism. If the person you're talking about had curly blonde hair and a large nose I think we're talking about the same person, what a small fuckin' world.
 
mine is a guy on 4chan's /brit/ general who constantly spams about:
- migrants (the cronem) raping underage girls (katy) in the gherkin
- irish diaspora not being racist
- "timmy" and "pangpang"
- tonsil stones
- AI slop
- asking posters about their penis size
just to name a few of his special interests
he constantly samefags and gets outed when he's banned and his posts are deleted
there's also a belgian flag who does basically the same things as him, he's also extremely mentally ill and regularly stops his spamming to tell people about how psychiatry is Jewish trickery or whatever because they told him he has BPD.
 
Came across a very interesting person on Instagram this year and she has some horrifying takes and whatever she has to do with her life. What an insane rabbithole I got myself into.

She pretty known on Instagram for posting various 'hot takes' and 'im not like the other girls' on her stories and keep reminding us how she became fat and how many guys hit on her because of her taste in music. Reads tarot, believes in paganism, all porn should not be profitible because it ties back to Christianity (no clue where she got this from) and is actively obessing over certian people, calling them 'destined' for her. I think it goes without saying that she's an A tier schizo necrophilic that fights with random people and is actively bashing everyone if your opinion doesn't align with hers.

Some of her videos are in her native language, which I believe is Croatian/Serbian, but there are videos in English with her 4 minute long rambling trying to fight with some people. They're easy to decode and translate (which is mostly insulting).

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sahar0za_/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@6d0ll6
Bluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/feelium3.bsky.social
1.png2.png3.png4.png5.png And no, I'm not planning on infesting my PC with this greasy pumpkin.

Sorry if this format is wacko, I'm still getting used to the site and actually posting and not lurking with no account.
 
Sean Sohrs existence and mental state is funny but it also pisses me off. From how awful his art is to the fact he’s obviously a pedophile who apparently keeps having to make posts to remind everyone he’s not a pedophile like a cartoon villian who’s Joke is he’s not really evil, and he also sucks because of the well know facts he posted a Bikini Pick of his cousin (which he still posts to this day) and was not only turned on by it but drew art based off it. The Pussy locks his twitter and hides behind and thinks he’s safe to be a degenerate there lol. I don’t know why he thinks people will believe him when he says he’s not a pedo especially since he funnily enough is the spitting image of what you imagine one would be. His only saving grace is his art not because it’s good but a lot of them have decisions that confuse me and they are just so bad it’s good.
i made a post about him here, if he i still up to his old tricks make a thread for him:
 
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