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I just have to say otherkin that I've bumped into on that tumblr site.
This best sums them up.
 
Picklechu said:
There's one that's an otherkin with headmates. One of the headmates is a tortoise--a reincarnated tortoise from Japan, to be specific. I think she's a fat activist, too. I can't remember her name at the moment.
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That sounds like Jenn you're describing

(She's also got a flying dog headmate, iirc)
 
Back to the whole autism thing (I know CatParty knew about this earlier, so props to him for spotting it before I did.)
Seeing all these apparently autistic lolcows, I find it less and less likely that historical geniuses such as Einstein, Newton or Darwin were in anyway autistic.

These were people how while maybe a bit eccentric, but were well able to function in their societies.
No offense to any autistics on this board, Im sure you have great qualities.

But historically speaking while there may have been some who had good talents, a lot of historical autists, just died in poverty being shut ins, or just were town nuisances and that was it. Though in the middle ages I bet a number of them became jesters ( many court jesters of course came from the ranks of the mentally disabled)
 
FifthColumn said:
Back to the whole autism thing (I know CatParty knew about this earlier, so props to him for spotting it before I did.)
Seeing all these apparently autistic lolcows, I find it less and less likely that historical geniuses such as Einstein, Newton or Darwin were in anyway autistic.

These were people how while maybe a bit eccentric, but were well able to function in their societies.
No offense to any autistics on this board, Im sure you have great qualities.

But historically speaking while there may have been some who had good talents, a lot of historical autists, just died in poverty being shut ins, or just were town nuisances and that was it. Though in the middle ages I bet a number of them became jesters ( many court jesters of course came from the ranks of the mentally disabled)
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Aside from people wanting to find faults with great minds and/or "reasons" for being eccentric? I think it's to make the really autistic feel better about themselves. You know, the kind that are lucky if they manage to achieve semi-independence outside of a long-term facility.
 
When I was starting to first post on message boards around the early 2000s I was really into animutation and I just remembered how truly hilarious this weeaboo fucktard was. She lived with hyper-conservative paranoid parents who kept trying to restrict her internet access (she was probably about 15), which was pretty funny but that was just the beginning. She was one of the worst weeaboos I've ever seen, totally obsessed with kawaii shoujo bullshit and obsessed with marrying an Asian man to take her to his homeland. She also had a crusade against 4Kids's dubs and censorship and was paranoid about the government poisoning her with vaccines.

The forum I posted on with her is gone now but I found her Newgrounds forum posts (yeah apparently that site still exists… lol) and screencapped a bunch of them.

Her OC, a winged cat who lives on a planet from some Sonic anime. Shoujo version of Sonichu, basically.
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Impeccable taste in animu (and I love shit like Cardcaptor Sakura so don't think I'm just anti-shoujo):
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Someone chooses her husbandos well.
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YOU ALL RUINED SONIC!!!!!
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YOU ALL RUINED YU-GI-OH!!!!!
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YOU ALL RUINED NARUTO!!!!!
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"Fauxnime" is racist:
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Speaking of racist…
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She didn't seem to be to sensitive the LGBT community either…
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And don't get her started on yaoi.
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More dub HAET from that thread:
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One big ball of hormones, and she luvz dem AZNs.
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It's not like those shirts are sold for a market of desperate, creepy weeaboos or anything, right?
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It's not like she has high standards or anything though… Just a Japanese/Azn (interchangeable obvz) dude with a 10/10 face and bod who has a "good voice" ($10 she wants to marry a voice actor) and likes the same shoujo fluff as her. Oh and isn't abusive but that isn't as important as him being an otaku who looks like Gackt and has a massive cock.
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Pt. 2 (sorry for a double post, these are all too good and I couldn't narrow it down)

No one understands me and they treat me like a freak when I say I want to do another Columbine ;___;
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Muh spergers:
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I h8 America, Japan > everywhere :(
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It's not like she loves glorious Nippon enough not to throw the word "Jap" around at Japanese people she doesn't like though, oh no.
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Someone discovers 4chan:
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Funniest thread ever. Appeasing to a bunch of 14 year old misogynist boys on Newgrounds to fix her romantic problems (+tryin to score some J-cock):
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Bonus! Another weirdo from the animutation forum I used to post on, this guy only had one truly lolworthy post but what a post it was:
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ChameleonBody said:
Pt. 2 (sorry for a double post, these are all too good and I couldn't narrow it down)

No one understands me and they treat me like a freak when I say I want to do another Columbine ;___;
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Muh spergers:
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I h8 America, Japan > everywhere :(
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It's not like she loves glorious Nippon enough not to throw the word "Jap" around at Japanese people she doesn't like though, oh no.
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Someone discovers 4chan:
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Funniest thread ever. Appeasing to a bunch of 14 year old misogynist boys on Newgrounds to fix her romantic problems (+tryin to score some J-cock):
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Bonus! Another weirdo from the animutation forum I used to post on, this guy only had one truly lolworthy post but what a post it was:
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God, she sounds like a whiny, unpatriotic asshole. It'd be funny if she did go to Japan, only to find that anime is seen as kid stuff and otakus are just as stupid and looked down on as in America. And the whole "Japanese people are dicks and won't give her special treatment" thing.
 
Best part was how she was trying to get the soccer player's attentions. If I was in a foreign country, and some guy was obviously trying to get my attention by randomly singing in (mangled) English, and tried to talk to talk to his mom (let's say I'm high school age too) in (mangled) English, and then bumped up against me and apologized in (mangled) English, and was also obviously following me around and staring at me constantly, I'd laugh at them too. Probably just back at the hotel room and when I returned home.

Probably everyone at their high school back home had a good laugh at their side of the story. Especially their girlfriends. Downside: they possibly think all Americans are Japan-obsessed retards because of this experience.
 
MysticMisty said:
Best part was how she was trying to get the soccer player's attentions. If I was in a foreign country, and some guy was obviously trying to get my attention by randomly singing in (mangled) English, and tried to talk to talk to his mom (let's say I'm high school age too) in (mangled) English, and then bumped up against me and apologized in (mangled) English, and was also obviously following me around and staring at me constantly, I'd laugh at them too. Probably just back at the hotel room and when I returned home.

Probably everyone at their high school back home had a good laugh at their side of the story. Especially their girlfriends. Downside: they possibly think all Americans are Japan-obsessed retards because of this experience.
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Haha yeah. I also love how "(with one of them scratched off)" is her response. Like just because one of them made fun of her, that doesn't mean that the others won't become so hot by her knowing how to say "sorry" that they pursue her as wife material and take her back to Nippon to live off of their money and consume anime.
 
I've written before about my personal lolcow. Here's a little about my high school's lolcow.

His name was Joe. Taller than average, strong build, glasses, gigantic eyes, a light stench, and a total metalhead. His personal trademark was striding down the halls singing (more of a guttural mumble) and headbanging to the songs that he would've heard through his gigantic headphones if he bothered to plug them in. Nope, you could always see the end of the cord dangling somewhere behind him. Speaking of leaving stuff behind, he very clearly had something going on upstairs, but no one really knew what, because he was still allowed in mainstream classes, or at least my band and gym class. On top of all this, he was always self-consciously "edgy" and on-edge, trying (and failing) to pull off the "lone silent outsider" thing. He was a strange combination that made you both laugh at his lumbering poser behavior and memorize the emergency exits in preparation for that fateful day.

Two highlights: First, one day, during our wrestling unit in gym class, he challenged the assistant teacher - who was also one of the sped teachers - to a match. Joe might've had a little on us in height and musculature, but - surprise, surprise - he was a total pushover. Also, the aide, Mr. L, was a much bigger guy with an impressive beard. He accepted Joe's challenge and pinned him to the mat in about five seconds. Repeatedly. We all laughed at him. Hilarity ensued.

Second, me and two friends had to room with him on the marching band's trip to D.C. How or why that came to happen, we don't know, but the Nazis in the Music Parents group probably had something to do with it. Anyway,we did our best to avoid him, returning to the room only to pick stuff up and sleep. Then one night, there was a Music Parent outside the room and we were told we couldn't go in. It turned out later that his girlfriend was dumping him, and his other aide had to console him. Yes, he had a girlfriend - another poser like him - and yes, there was plenty of material to say she existed, but since no one ever saw her in person, people told him she didn't exist. Anyway, from what DID exist, the two of them were quite clearly That Couple, the slap-slap-kiss one that airs everything out in public. So my friends and I didn't take his inconsolable grief seriously.

Also, just looked him up on Facebook five minutes ago. As of 2013, he is a WWE nut.
 
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I was about to make a new thread about this lolcow, but fuck it, I'm posting it here instead. What do you get when you cross mariotehplumber/SammyClassicSonicFan and a tryhard? Everyone, meet Gligar13Vids.


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Most of his videos involve him embarassing himself trying to create attention, be it him having a love/hate boner for any games such as Zelda, Sonic, Mario, Pokemon etc. (in his series called BAD GAMES), or car videos.

Notable events:

1. BLACKBusterCritic VS Gligar13Vids
Ah yes, most of which everyone know about. Basically, Gligar made a shitty commentary on BBC's video and then BBC made several videos debunking his arguments and more videos. And thus begin the downfall of the Commentary Community.

2. LET'S TRASH THE EARTH! XD LULZ
Video says it all. Him trying to be funny and edgy "trashing the earth" during Earth Day.

3. Jace Streams
No videos for this, but sometimes you can see him being a tryhard in the chats in the Jace Streams.

Notable videos:
1. Dora The Explorer Review
His review on a game for little kids.

2. Super Mario World Review
Him going DSP (?) on Super Mario World.

3. COD VS Pokemon
Him comparing COD to Pokemon.

Links:
1. http://www.youtube.com/user/Gligar13Vids/videos His YouTube Channel
2. http://steamcommunity.com/id/JacobGRocks Steam Account
3. https://twitter.com/Gligar13 Twitter
 
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There's this one who I went to high school with. Since then, he has taken become addicted to self help gurus like Deepak Chopra and Anthony Robbins, and every once in a while he offers his own advice about life. It's weird, because you know that deeply inside he is very, very sad and something is with him but he hides it with his enlightening words. He posts things like this 4 or 5 times a day, and only gathers 2 or 3 likes. Not outright retarded, just horribly naive and sucking Tony Robbin's dick.

Here's a little bit of my daily dose of Forrest from the last month:

I am so happy to be attending Tony Robbins' seminar tomorrow. I just wish that one or some of my friends or family members were coming along too. Next year!
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I truly believe that reality reflects belief. How do we change beliefs? Just by deciding to believe a new belief! Choose beliefs that will produce the desires in your heart
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What's your mental nutrition like? Is it filled with negativity or is it good? Do you consistently watch, read, or listen to things that are angry, violent, scary, or negative in any way? Watch out! We become like what we input. One way to become happier and healthier is to be "bliss-iplined" about what kind of material we allow into our mind and senses. It also creates a richer life, because by focusing on the good stuff, more good comes in! #successtip#iloveyou
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My teacher wrote this for me! I am grateful for the innate gift life offers us to have the option of serving our fellow human beings in the world...I am grateful that I have that opportunity, and I am grateful that my intentions for doing that are being fulfilled now. Life is far more beautiful when we step up and do our best to be a giver to all those who come our way, to alleviate other people's pain and to do those small acts of kindness and courage that light up the Earth #bealightforothers #livewithintention#beaforceforgoodintheworld
 
Axiom said:
If you have a life without drama and crazy, you're welcome, because I'm pretty sure I'm getting your share.
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Thank you. :heart-full:

One of my partner's RPG buddies has a jealous girlfriend as well. At some point she thought that he was seeing other women, when he was actually rolling dice with a bunch of nerds. :biggrin: Granted, two of them were female, but that's beside the point.
 
Varis said:
Thank you. :heart-full:

One of my partner's RPG buddies has a jealous girlfriend as well. At some point she thought that he was seeing other women, when he was actually rolling dice with a bunch of nerds. :biggrin: Granted, two of them were female, but that's beside the point.
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There are some women who think that any association at all with a non-related woman means the guy wants to, plans to, or DID cheat with her. Tanya isn't quite to that point yet, because she has enough friends and family (including several who know me, as well) who point blank tell her she's being crazy and paranoid. Some people even flatly told her that her accusations were hurtful not just to her own relationship but to mine as well. A mutual friend told her, 'You're lucky Axiom and Boy have such an easygoing, trusting relationship. If you were accusing another chick of cheating with Rob, it would really damage or even destroy that relationship.' That still didn't stop the crazy, of course, but she's been polite for the past week or so. Just like a contrite child. I'm positive Rob gave her a lecture about it.

Granted, she's given him the ring back and wanted to break up several times in the last five years. Quietly, Boything and I think he would be way better without her, so do many other people. Part of why he's still with her, I think, is because he's really awkward and shy around new people, especially new women-people, and doesn't think he could find anyone else and that Tanya is the best he could do. It's sad.
 
FifthColumn said:
These were people how while maybe a bit eccentric, but were well able to function in their societies.
No offense to any autistics on this board, Im sure you have great qualities.
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How successful an autist is depends on the individual, A good number of them are "people how while maybe a bit eccentric, but were well able to function in their societies." Autism doesn't define intelligence or ability to succeed, and it's not just their autism that makes lolcows, it's their unwillingness to cope with it or work at actual self improvement that does. Don't fall into the trap of allowing autism to excuse these people's behaviours, when they're acting of their own free will.
 
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