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1. HOLY SHIT
2. What happened to the kid? How are they dealing with this?
3. You definitely need better friends, I'm sorry dude (or dudette).
I found friends RPing too, mainly IRL, some of them have been great but some have been absolutely batshit.
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Their kid is doing surprisingly well, given the shitty situation she's in. She's in her tweens, and has renamed herself (new hippy first name), and is hypercompetent when it comes to housekeeping, feeding herself, getting to school, all that adult shit. She's either the perfect little sister character in a harem anime, or displaying one of the standard responses to neglectful and psychologically abusive parenting, your choice. Gotta be weird growing up when both your parents want to play with your dolls with you, long after you're growing out of it. And I have no idea how they explain the relationship with "Dad's girlfrend" to her. She's on the cusp of high school, but even then, you're supposed to learn about fucked up sex things from internet porn, not from your parents.
I expect she'll either dye her hair blue in a couple years and turn into her mother, or get a short bob and dye it blonde, then become a standard Republican housewife. It'll depend on which crowd she falls in when/if she goes to college.
He just got fired for not working extra shifts, and I think he thinks he's going to be getting a fat unemployment check to live off of while he finishes up his CNC training. We'll see how he does when it comes to factory work, if he even finishes the program.
The divorce is chugging along with the usual glacial pace of the US legal system. No news on that front yet.
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You're describing the process by which my mother in law has stalled her divorce, just imagine whining about money as well.
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I have a bit of a mediocre update on the personal lolcow I posted about a page or something back but thought it would be worth sharing because it's kinda funny in a really fuckin sad way.
So this guy probably can't get a job to save his life, chances are that as soon as employers look at a CV (if he actually has one), they'd probably toss it. He has no education history past 16 years old and is now almost 20 with no experience of employment, there'd be a massive gap after his GCSE results that employers probably won't want to deal with. Even if he got to the interview stage, he'd not be able to answer "what have you been doing since leaving school" without it sounding godawful and not something you'd want to hear from someone you're thinking of hiring.
That and the fact that if you've got no qualifications, no work experience, no education history past 16, and you're going for a job that other, more qualified people with experience in employment have also applied for, you're fucked.
I'm guessing it's hit him that he won't be able to hold down a real job and he's started up an account on a third party selling site. Not ebay or anything, that would require him to actually put effort into selling things.
He's selling shirts with designs on them. The designs aren't his own. And he's selling them... Is that even legal?
His description even says: "I want to get popular and be my own brand and become global." But surely to become your own brand, you have to create your own t-shirt designs... Of course not, he won't actually do that because that's effort.
He's selling them for $25 (£18 where he's selling from)- which is actually a reduction from $40 (£2
. Wouldn't be too bad, maybe even worth it if the designs were original.... And actually hi-res/good quality. The first one is the worst example, compared to the outline of the shirt, the design is really pixelated, and clearly something he's ripped from tumblr or google images. If anyone can trace the images, that would be helpful.
Like I don't know if it's actually legal for him to use the designs and sell them. AFAIK, if it's for personal use, it's fine (or something). But if you're using someone else's designs (which may be copyrighted) for monetary gain, then it's not. But I can't confirm as I know nothing about the law on this stuff. If anyone does, please enlighten me.
But yeah, TL/DR; NEET living off his parent's money (which i think is benefits from the gov) is too lazy to bother getting off his ass and get a job, so he's decided to sell overpriced (considering the quality) shirts with potentially copyrighted designs that aren't his own.
So this guy probably can't get a job to save his life, chances are that as soon as employers look at a CV (if he actually has one), they'd probably toss it. He has no education history past 16 years old and is now almost 20 with no experience of employment, there'd be a massive gap after his GCSE results that employers probably won't want to deal with. Even if he got to the interview stage, he'd not be able to answer "what have you been doing since leaving school" without it sounding godawful and not something you'd want to hear from someone you're thinking of hiring.
That and the fact that if you've got no qualifications, no work experience, no education history past 16, and you're going for a job that other, more qualified people with experience in employment have also applied for, you're fucked.
I'm guessing it's hit him that he won't be able to hold down a real job and he's started up an account on a third party selling site. Not ebay or anything, that would require him to actually put effort into selling things.
He's selling shirts with designs on them. The designs aren't his own. And he's selling them... Is that even legal?
His description even says: "I want to get popular and be my own brand and become global." But surely to become your own brand, you have to create your own t-shirt designs... Of course not, he won't actually do that because that's effort.
He's selling them for $25 (£18 where he's selling from)- which is actually a reduction from $40 (£2
. Wouldn't be too bad, maybe even worth it if the designs were original.... And actually hi-res/good quality. The first one is the worst example, compared to the outline of the shirt, the design is really pixelated, and clearly something he's ripped from tumblr or google images. If anyone can trace the images, that would be helpful.Like I don't know if it's actually legal for him to use the designs and sell them. AFAIK, if it's for personal use, it's fine (or something). But if you're using someone else's designs (which may be copyrighted) for monetary gain, then it's not. But I can't confirm as I know nothing about the law on this stuff. If anyone does, please enlighten me.
But yeah, TL/DR; NEET living off his parent's money (which i think is benefits from the gov) is too lazy to bother getting off his ass and get a job, so he's decided to sell overpriced (considering the quality) shirts with potentially copyrighted designs that aren't his own.
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Now that I'm with Easter Seals, I go on a monthly outing with some other autistic adults. There's one guy (I'll call him Jim) who is into breeding both plants and animals. The thing is that he wholeheartedly believes he can create tiramisu colored corn, watermelons shaped like hourglasses, and "pumpkin dragons" (a live dragon made of pumpkins) by crossbreeding the seeds and pulling out special traits. He claims there's reptile DNA inside pumpkins that he could trigger to make them.
This isn't his first set of crazy ideas, he also does stuff for 4-H and is looking for horses and chickens that he can breed to make unicorns and cockatrices. Since there are some horses that have a small bump that is unicorn-like, he thinks he can keep breeding them until the horn gets bigger. As for the cockatrices, he wants to breed chickens and lizards together and once came up and asked a family who was eating at Hardees if they had spare chickens and told them his plan.
The thing is that unlike Roger who is a bratty manchild who refuses to do something about his problems, Jim is a pretty nice guy who has a child-like enthusiasm for his plans. Honestly, I don't have the heart to break it to him. (Though it is tempting.)
This isn't his first set of crazy ideas, he also does stuff for 4-H and is looking for horses and chickens that he can breed to make unicorns and cockatrices. Since there are some horses that have a small bump that is unicorn-like, he thinks he can keep breeding them until the horn gets bigger. As for the cockatrices, he wants to breed chickens and lizards together and once came up and asked a family who was eating at Hardees if they had spare chickens and told them his plan.
The thing is that unlike Roger who is a bratty manchild who refuses to do something about his problems, Jim is a pretty nice guy who has a child-like enthusiasm for his plans. Honestly, I don't have the heart to break it to him. (Though it is tempting.)
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This year's April Fools victory was scored by their daughter.
She asked her dad to help her fake some paperwork from the hospital, saying that she was diagnosed with AIDS. They always do April Fools day together, every year, so this isn't weird or out of character for her. He did a pretty good job finding a real letter head, printing it on good quality paper, finding the right language to make it sound medical. I've got shitty handwriting, so my off hand signature went on as Dr. F. Z. Dunlop.
Her mom threw a shitfit, predictably, about the prank. It's not an appropriate prank for a 14 year old girl to participate in. Why are you trying to trick me into thinking my daughter is having sex? Why would you think you would fool me with something like this? All the usual, expected stuff.
So she's pissed at her soon-to-be-ex-husband, he's angry at his soon-to-be-ex-wife for not being able to take a joke, and the kid?
Remember, this prank was her idea. Maybe she's going to turn out alright after all.
She asked her dad to help her fake some paperwork from the hospital, saying that she was diagnosed with AIDS. They always do April Fools day together, every year, so this isn't weird or out of character for her. He did a pretty good job finding a real letter head, printing it on good quality paper, finding the right language to make it sound medical. I've got shitty handwriting, so my off hand signature went on as Dr. F. Z. Dunlop.
Her mom threw a shitfit, predictably, about the prank. It's not an appropriate prank for a 14 year old girl to participate in. Why are you trying to trick me into thinking my daughter is having sex? Why would you think you would fool me with something like this? All the usual, expected stuff.
So she's pissed at her soon-to-be-ex-husband, he's angry at his soon-to-be-ex-wife for not being able to take a joke, and the kid?
Remember, this prank was her idea. Maybe she's going to turn out alright after all.
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Cow Update: @jeffy's hot peepee tried to hack my cow's """""upgraded""""" 3ds, he just copied the files from his to my cow's without running some kind of exploit.
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Found something a bit promising today. Not sure if this is exactly the right place for it but this guy smells like a cow if there ever was one.
So elsewhere on the internet there’s a thread about this game, Confederate Express, written by a man by the name of Maksim Pashanin.
The important things to see on that page are a few seconds of the trailer, the system requirements and the ‘third party eula’ link, since all three are varying degrees of special.
There’s also a steam forum in which the developer apparently deletes anyone making reference to his past adventures on the internet (no archives unfortunately) and as of today he’s informing Kickstarter backers they won’t be getting steam keys for some reason.
Curious if anyone knows more since apparently there’s been a lot of drama over that game in the last couple years, and we don’t have a thread on him.
So elsewhere on the internet there’s a thread about this game, Confederate Express, written by a man by the name of Maksim Pashanin.
The important things to see on that page are a few seconds of the trailer, the system requirements and the ‘third party eula’ link, since all three are varying degrees of special.
There’s also a steam forum in which the developer apparently deletes anyone making reference to his past adventures on the internet (no archives unfortunately) and as of today he’s informing Kickstarter backers they won’t be getting steam keys for some reason.
Curious if anyone knows more since apparently there’s been a lot of drama over that game in the last couple years, and we don’t have a thread on him.
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I posted about this chick, but I just now discovered something that you all might get a kick out of. I had forgotten all about her Youtube where she posted crafting videos before once again deleting everything for weird reasons. There's two videos still up, including this one which is...uh...let me explain. She considers herself Norse pagan because her love of Marvel's Loki. This is her appeal for the god/cartoon character Loki to intervene in the 2016 election. It's 20 minutes long but I think it's well worth watching for the incredible cringe factor. Looking back I'm significantly even more mortified that this woman actually thought it was ok to talk about her masturbation habits to a 15 year old. :horrifying:I was friends with a woman for a while who looking back was pretty weird and it gets weirder the more I think about it. She's pretty unremarkable now that she's gone full blown SJW with a Twitter feed not that unlike Andrew Dobson's but she was really something before.
First off I should note that I was 15-16 at the time and my friend was about 34 at the time. We met over DeviantArt and bonded over a mutual appreciation of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. She was super chill but was always pretty awful at dealing with trolls. By trolls I mean random rude comments from people who provoked her into shutdown mode and usually resulted in a few angry journals. In the time I've known her she's gone through two Deviantart accounts, Tumblr, Facebook, and now just stays on Twitter. More on that later.
I do feel bad talkin crap about her because she's was very generous in sending me some really neat Star Trek stuff and autographed photos. Thing was, as soon as she had my address she started sending me TONS of stuff. I don't really know how much money she spent on me without me asking her to but I now have lot of TWOK stuff from when the movie came out, along with some art dolls she made. I don't have a lot of space in my room and some of the dolls she sent were actually kind of massive (she made a life-sized Khan doll once, though that wasn't what she sent) so at some point I just nicely told her my parents were creeped out by her sending me shit (they kinda were) and hoped she'd understand. Well she didn't and this prompted a meltdown on her end, sending me a tearful message and posting a journal about how she was depressed and hopeless. So that was awkward.
Dramatic reactions were pretty common for her. She modded a Kim Possible shipping forum that was kind of a trainwreck for many reasons. At some point a random low effort troll showed up and posted like, 2 snarky messages. This prompted a red alert shutdown mode for the forum where everything was made private and if you wanted to be a member you had to already be friends with a moderator. cause goddamn, we cannot have security breaches threatening this Kim Possible forum. My friend took immediate action in weeding out suspicious accounts, which ended up being anyone who hadn't logged in during the last month. As a result the forum was left with 12 actual humans and their 35 combined RP accounts. (and a lot of angry people who got booted from the forum) RPing is important to bring up, as that's what makes me look back at all this and wonder what was up. She shipped Kim Possible and Senor Senior Sr. (old guy voiced by Ricardo Montalban) and did some really sexual RPs between the accounts she made. This is also a very good time to mention that her boyfriend at the time was 62. Anyway! She and I used to RP Star Trek shit and she usually made it sexual. At the time I didn't even think about it or care but now that I look back- that was a little goddamn creepy. 34 year olds should probably not sexually RP with minors about Star Trek characters or anything else for that matter. Honestly I didn't even think about this until just now but the sex RP's plus the fact that she was spending all this money on underage me was a whole combination of weird.
So fast forward a while and the Avengers movie comes out. She decides that she wants to fuck Loki instead of Khan and we kind of drift apart. By then she had already long since abandoned her original DeviantArt account after like, 2 mean comments. She left her second https://khanlovr75.deviantart.com/ several years back for what I assume is the same reason. She briefly settled on Tumblr where I guess she got nasty comments over her favorite Transformers pairing so she left that as well. She was on Facebook for a while but left there to due to drama and like I said above she's on Twitter full time. Last I heard from her was through an email, letting me know that the trolls on Facebook (who I had never before seen) had driven her onto Twitter and that she would be committing herself full-time to social justice and activism, claiming that she couldn't stand on the sidelines anymore.
Here's the thing about her trolls, I've only seen like, three ever. Based on some tweets she assumes that anyone who follows her that shows vaguely conservative views is doing so to troll her and will get instantly blocked. Based on the forum incident, it literally only takes one person making a mildly snarky comment for her to go into freakout delete everything mode.
My poor friend has also been featured on some bad tattoo websites due to a really bad and really visible Khan tattoo. Bless her heart, the tattoo is hardly her fault though I would have picked a better image as referance. The artist who did it should be taken out back and shot. Only the coverup is on her DA so I had to scour the internet to find the original.
Anyway, that's my story! Not enough activity to be a cow but with cowish tendencies. I wish I had some more interesting screenshots and images for you but she's deleted so much and honestly I don't wanna see those RPs again anyway.That comic she's holding up is an unauthorized biography of Montalban which she sent me a copy of. I should really post the contents sometime, the art inside is so bad. Not THIS bad, but up there!
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This FTM I know, whose 8 year old son recently started using "they/them" pronouns, has been posting heartbreaking photos on Twitter/Insta of her son in skirts looking sad af, seriously, this kid seems to have completely lost his smile. She's also talking about how proud she is of him for grabbing a pen and crossing out "his/her" on a set of board game directions and writing ... "there" instead.
So much more important for him to express gender feelings than it is for him to, you know, have any idea how to spell the pronoun that's allegedly so very meaningful to his identity.
So much more important for him to express gender feelings than it is for him to, you know, have any idea how to spell the pronoun that's allegedly so very meaningful to his identity.
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I very recently found this Twitter account: https://mobile.twitter.com/muchacho_carlos
I have no idea how much of it is real and how much of it is some pathetic attempt at “trolling” or being edgy but anyway.
It first came to my attention via this interaction:
Someone begging middle-aged retired footballers for DM’s, now that peaked my interest.
Upon clicking on his profile this is what I was greeted by:
Now I have no idea if the person in the picture is actually him but it seems to be tied to an Snapchat account named “Jake”:
Here are some other gems this account has tweeted out:
Opinions? Is this just some exceptional individual pining for atttention (and clearly not getting it) or a genuine freak?
I have no idea how much of it is real and how much of it is some pathetic attempt at “trolling” or being edgy but anyway.
It first came to my attention via this interaction:
Someone begging middle-aged retired footballers for DM’s, now that peaked my interest.
Upon clicking on his profile this is what I was greeted by:
Now I have no idea if the person in the picture is actually him but it seems to be tied to an Snapchat account named “Jake”:
Here are some other gems this account has tweeted out:
Opinions? Is this just some exceptional individual pining for atttention (and clearly not getting it) or a genuine freak?
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So i have a few cows in my life atm, some being singular entities and others being a larger group.
For context purposes, I go to art school, so a lot of this is expected as it’s basically a liberal breeding ground. However i’m still shocked by some of the people i’ve met over my time here and I wanna just immortalise some of the events of my degree.
First off, a guy I will call A. He attended an LGBT student union night, going dressed as a woman to I guess troll transtrenders. Unfortunately he monumentally fucked up when he literally sexually assaulted 2 girls by fully grabbing their boobs, with his excuse being “well if you have them out you should expect it” and “i’m a woman, it’s fine cause we’re like sisters”. I haven’t seen him around campus since, and everyone I know in my year just cringes at even hearing his name. He also cheated on his girlfriend multiple times, including once taking advantage of an extremely drunk friend of said girlfriend which lead to them breaking up. He has a new girl now, but I’d hate to be her since A just has a reputation equivalent to a pile of dog shit that’s been out in the sun for a few days and turned white and crusty.
A would also frequently fight with another cow, who we will call R. R thought he was #hot #shit, but almost everyone who came in contact with him came to the same conclusion that he was a massive cunt. I didn’t have any contact with him personally until my housemate got into an argument with R’s girlfriend, which sparked him to come and righteously defend her by publicly threatening to get anyone involved kicked out of the uni. I got roped into this further when he then was trying to find out where we lived, so he could come over and fight us for making his girlfriend cry. Funnily enough, this never came to anything and now, 6 months later, he has dropped out of uni and apparently is now a youtube vlogger (haven’t found his channel yet, but i will post it if I do) and is planning on going and being a film director in America or some shit (spoilers, all the films he made whilst studying were pretty shit so good luck to him). According to people who lived with him, he’s an absolute bellend to his girlfriend and it’s a mystery why she’s even still with him. Some of my friends threw a party to celebrate him leaving uni, upsetting the girlfriend cause “weh you’re all mean bullies” even though he managed to singlehandedly piss off an entire course of 150 students in just a single year by being a bully lmao.
Next, some things more specific to my uni in general, the influx of “liberation societies” for minority groups. These seem to be like any other university club, but a circlejerk for people to cry about their problems. It all kicked off once when a white person asked if he could attend the Black & Asian Minority society meeting to learn more about their cultures, cause obv you can’t let white scum into your safe space. Being a “minority” myself, i’ve been invited to attend the Disabled Students Liberation group, but I don’t even think I could sit through it even for banter purposes.
Oh, also my uni has a meme society. They had an event DJ’d by a person in a Shrek costume, with a piñata filled with cold, tinned spaghetti. They also tried to organise a naruto run across the local park for charity, but only a few people turned up and they didn’t even run for 90% of it in the end, according to witnesses lmao.
I could go on with so much more, but i’ll stop for now. Idk if this is funny to anyone maybe i’ll post more art school antics. The only saving grace is my course is pretty good/well known, so at least I have a chance at a job after all this lol.
For context purposes, I go to art school, so a lot of this is expected as it’s basically a liberal breeding ground. However i’m still shocked by some of the people i’ve met over my time here and I wanna just immortalise some of the events of my degree.
First off, a guy I will call A. He attended an LGBT student union night, going dressed as a woman to I guess troll transtrenders. Unfortunately he monumentally fucked up when he literally sexually assaulted 2 girls by fully grabbing their boobs, with his excuse being “well if you have them out you should expect it” and “i’m a woman, it’s fine cause we’re like sisters”. I haven’t seen him around campus since, and everyone I know in my year just cringes at even hearing his name. He also cheated on his girlfriend multiple times, including once taking advantage of an extremely drunk friend of said girlfriend which lead to them breaking up. He has a new girl now, but I’d hate to be her since A just has a reputation equivalent to a pile of dog shit that’s been out in the sun for a few days and turned white and crusty.
A would also frequently fight with another cow, who we will call R. R thought he was #hot #shit, but almost everyone who came in contact with him came to the same conclusion that he was a massive cunt. I didn’t have any contact with him personally until my housemate got into an argument with R’s girlfriend, which sparked him to come and righteously defend her by publicly threatening to get anyone involved kicked out of the uni. I got roped into this further when he then was trying to find out where we lived, so he could come over and fight us for making his girlfriend cry. Funnily enough, this never came to anything and now, 6 months later, he has dropped out of uni and apparently is now a youtube vlogger (haven’t found his channel yet, but i will post it if I do) and is planning on going and being a film director in America or some shit (spoilers, all the films he made whilst studying were pretty shit so good luck to him). According to people who lived with him, he’s an absolute bellend to his girlfriend and it’s a mystery why she’s even still with him. Some of my friends threw a party to celebrate him leaving uni, upsetting the girlfriend cause “weh you’re all mean bullies” even though he managed to singlehandedly piss off an entire course of 150 students in just a single year by being a bully lmao.
Next, some things more specific to my uni in general, the influx of “liberation societies” for minority groups. These seem to be like any other university club, but a circlejerk for people to cry about their problems. It all kicked off once when a white person asked if he could attend the Black & Asian Minority society meeting to learn more about their cultures, cause obv you can’t let white scum into your safe space. Being a “minority” myself, i’ve been invited to attend the Disabled Students Liberation group, but I don’t even think I could sit through it even for banter purposes.
Oh, also my uni has a meme society. They had an event DJ’d by a person in a Shrek costume, with a piñata filled with cold, tinned spaghetti. They also tried to organise a naruto run across the local park for charity, but only a few people turned up and they didn’t even run for 90% of it in the end, according to witnesses lmao.
I could go on with so much more, but i’ll stop for now. Idk if this is funny to anyone maybe i’ll post more art school antics. The only saving grace is my course is pretty good/well known, so at least I have a chance at a job after all this lol.
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Not an update, but a story/timeline-ish about this attention-seeking guy who used to be in my group chat that i only really got reminded of as my friend added him back to this group chat not too long ago.
This guy is your typical scene/emo kid, except he's an adult (i think a year older than me). He doesn't look like your typical scenester but he listens to the typical Blood on the Dance Floor faggotry, stuff like that. The first time we talked he seemed like an alright, if slightly "2edgy4u" kind of guy. He mentioned thinking of forming a band. Can't fully remember the (cringe-inducing) name but if i do i'll edit the post. He hung a fucking razorblade from his earring too for some reason. Edge, i guess. The guy is also a cheater, but that's not exactly surprising.
His attention seeking shit in the group chat also got really old. I mean posting the same "share this picture to 10 people you love" bullshit to multiple chats isn't a sinnable thing, but whining about life on a group chat with 20+ people who most likely don't give a shit (and replied with "kys" when he only posted a chain message)? bit questionable. Saying you're done with everything isn't really gonna be effective if you say it so fucking much.
The last straw for everyone in the group was when he went on about a suicide attempt, and then he phoned the Skype the group chat had to tell us about it, like "i've swallowed all these pills and not gonna throw them up". The group chat and I didn't really believe him due to him talking shit like this in the group all the time for attention. I called his bluff by calling authorities saying that there's a guy who's made it very clear to me and other people that he's attempting to OD (also just in case he wasn't fucking around as there may have been a chance but it wasn't likely). Gave them his details- I think a few others in the group did too as they PMed me asking for his details. And half an hour or so later, as if by magic, he's back on the group chat without any problems. Everyone in the group is really skeptical, especially when he asked me to meet him the next day so he could talk to me about god knows what. Probably the phone call to the authorities my guess is something happened and he got in some degree of shit
Luckily enough he left the group chat a short while later, after being told to shut the fuck up and that he's getting on everyone's nerves and that they're all done with his shit.
I have no idea what he's doing now- we're not connected on social media and we don't text anymore. Someone in my friend group added him to the group chat for a laugh recently and he left so he's probably still active. Though i could do without seeing his life updates.
This guy is your typical scene/emo kid, except he's an adult (i think a year older than me). He doesn't look like your typical scenester but he listens to the typical Blood on the Dance Floor faggotry, stuff like that. The first time we talked he seemed like an alright, if slightly "2edgy4u" kind of guy. He mentioned thinking of forming a band. Can't fully remember the (cringe-inducing) name but if i do i'll edit the post. He hung a fucking razorblade from his earring too for some reason. Edge, i guess. The guy is also a cheater, but that's not exactly surprising.
His attention seeking shit in the group chat also got really old. I mean posting the same "share this picture to 10 people you love" bullshit to multiple chats isn't a sinnable thing, but whining about life on a group chat with 20+ people who most likely don't give a shit (and replied with "kys" when he only posted a chain message)? bit questionable. Saying you're done with everything isn't really gonna be effective if you say it so fucking much.
The last straw for everyone in the group was when he went on about a suicide attempt, and then he phoned the Skype the group chat had to tell us about it, like "i've swallowed all these pills and not gonna throw them up". The group chat and I didn't really believe him due to him talking shit like this in the group all the time for attention. I called his bluff by calling authorities saying that there's a guy who's made it very clear to me and other people that he's attempting to OD (also just in case he wasn't fucking around as there may have been a chance but it wasn't likely). Gave them his details- I think a few others in the group did too as they PMed me asking for his details. And half an hour or so later, as if by magic, he's back on the group chat without any problems. Everyone in the group is really skeptical, especially when he asked me to meet him the next day so he could talk to me about god knows what. Probably the phone call to the authorities my guess is something happened and he got in some degree of shit
Luckily enough he left the group chat a short while later, after being told to shut the fuck up and that he's getting on everyone's nerves and that they're all done with his shit.
I have no idea what he's doing now- we're not connected on social media and we don't text anymore. Someone in my friend group added him to the group chat for a laugh recently and he left so he's probably still active. Though i could do without seeing his life updates.
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Just try to keep him away from how you really make unicorns or your local newborn goat population's gonna suffer. A lot.
mulliganfarmer
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- Jun 10, 2016
I have an update on Sweaty McLeather, a horrorcow I posted about a few pages back.
Recently a guy who was well known in the community to be a creepy fucker went down for sexual assault, and since Sweaty was somewhat associated with the guy his name started to be mentioned in conversations about it. I think it was the first time he realized how people saw him.
So what he should probably have done was learned some social skills, stopped with the pathological lying and pretending to be tough and get some professional help to sort his life out. That is not what he did.
He decided to troon out instead.
So now he is a 'woman' who dresses exactly the same as he did before with the exception of a skirt-type thing over his trousers and his receding hairline emphasized by slicking back his long greasy hair. If it was possible, he's actually taken a level in creepiness. Now he seems to think he can touch women as much as he wants because that's what girls do, apparently.
He was so bad at a recent event that my friend, who he is obsessed with, spent half of the day hiding under a table to get away from him. That left me alone in the bar when he approached me, but luckily he's still kind of afraid of me and I treat him with open contempt, so after a brief attempt to 'girl chat' with me I turned my back on him and he toddled off to bother someone else.
Recently a guy who was well known in the community to be a creepy fucker went down for sexual assault, and since Sweaty was somewhat associated with the guy his name started to be mentioned in conversations about it. I think it was the first time he realized how people saw him.
So what he should probably have done was learned some social skills, stopped with the pathological lying and pretending to be tough and get some professional help to sort his life out. That is not what he did.
He decided to troon out instead.
So now he is a 'woman' who dresses exactly the same as he did before with the exception of a skirt-type thing over his trousers and his receding hairline emphasized by slicking back his long greasy hair. If it was possible, he's actually taken a level in creepiness. Now he seems to think he can touch women as much as he wants because that's what girls do, apparently.
He was so bad at a recent event that my friend, who he is obsessed with, spent half of the day hiding under a table to get away from him. That left me alone in the bar when he approached me, but luckily he's still kind of afraid of me and I treat him with open contempt, so after a brief attempt to 'girl chat' with me I turned my back on him and he toddled off to bother someone else.