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Picklepower said:
Beth sounds like she, not even joking around, has some kind of mental disability, to be that unaware of situations, and other peoples feelings, she sounds like she has some kind of Autism. Her parents are gonna have to make sure men don't like, trick her into sex or anything. She sounds like the type that would be an easy target for predators, and scam artists.
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Given that she's pretty much NEET nowadays, I doubt she'll be in any real danger. Ever since she graduated college she has been sitting at her computer playing the WoW demo (she refuses to buy the full game) and eating.
 
So, I guess the common theme of littlebiscuits's lolcow stories is that people don't know how to do the right thing at the right time?
 
I like to think it means Littlebiscuits is both the nicest and meanest person I know.
 
littlebiscuits said:
exball said:
I like to think it means Littlebiscuits is both the nicest and meanest person I know.
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...yeah I think that pretty much sums me up.
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Your crazy stories have brought joy to our hearts. Thank you for existing and being here.
 
Good god littlebiscuits, you've got the nerves of steel! I would have stuffed that cinnamon bun down her throat the moment she said she forgot her ticket! I don't think you are mean for slapping the little bitch; she had it coming and you are a fucking saint for putting up with her for so long. Fuck, it sounds like you saved her life.

So mad now. So mad.
 
Maybe we should have a thread called: Acquintances of littlebiscuits.
 
Did I bring up the guy I knew, who wore hawaian shirts, and told me he jerked off to Boku no Pico?
 
Ziltoid said:
littlebiscuits said:
exball said:
I like to think it means Littlebiscuits is both the nicest and meanest person I know.
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...yeah I think that pretty much sums me up.
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Your crazy stories have brought joy to our hearts. Thank you for existing and being here.
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Saney said:
Maybe we should have a thread called: Acquintances of littlebiscuits.
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Picklepower said:
Did I bring up the guy I knew, who wore hawaian shirts, and told me he jerked off to Boku no Pico?
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Tell us more.
 
Picklepower said:
Did I bring up the guy I knew, who wore hawaian shirts, and told me he jerked off to Boku no Pico?
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Excuse me what.
 
Yeah cuz we were talking about hentai, and told me he did, and his excuse was, he thought the blonde one was a girl, but didn't stop jerking off and was able to finish. I was like," Okaaaaaaaaay" and I changed the subject. I have know clue what this person does now.
 
Picklepower said:
Yeah cuz we were talking about hentai, and told me he did, and his excuse was, he thought the blonde one was a girl, but didn't stop jerking off and was able to finish. I was like," Okaaaaaaaaay" and I changed the subject. I have know clue what this person does now.
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Wait he jerked off in front of you?
 
Oh littlebiscuits. I don't blame you for that slap. I once punched my aspie friend in the jaw.

Sometimes words just aren't enough.
 
Some guy on a gun form I frequent left this pile of schizophrenia on every single board:

The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible.



Beware, the police and government are now having undercover friends drug you, put you to sleep, and install tiny microphones into your mouth and skull. Side effects may include severe pain, accidents that were not your fault.

When you go to sleep, you black out, and the government and police break into your home and rape you, and install more of this shit into your body.

Spread the word. Don't let new friends sleep over.

Tell all your friends, its only a matter of time before it effects you.

Signs that this has happen to you,

1. severe tooth pain.
2. your anus was loose when you woke up.
3. your girlfriends vagina has some kind of bump in it.
4. unexplainable pain randomly, throughout the day.
5. stomach pain, cant crap.

things to do to annoy the police and goverment that are listening to you through unuathorized taps into your body. (this helps kill some of these in your body and flush them out)

1. making slirping sounds with your mouth.
2. try to stay up for over 48 hours without going to sleep, try to take a lot of craps.
3. monster energy drink.
4. avoid eating out, try cooking at home.
5. avoid shady doctors and clinics.
6. lots of bread and crapping.
7. after meals use a plastic toothpick to clean your teeth.
8. boiling hot showers.



watch what you say, some money hungry rat is listetning to everyword you say.




The police and government are now installing tiny microscopic microchips into your mouth and body so they can listen to every word you are saying.

Don't come to los angeles, everyone in the town is a goverment or police rat.

Don't let strangers sleep over at your house.

These same devices installed into your body create pain.

It's in everything you own, you visit a doctor, he sticks it into your body.

In the food you eat.

In your tire ..............

Watch out, be careful what you say and do.
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