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I remember a fella in an ELA class in high school. He's basically the stereotypical edgy teenage right winger. Loved anime, thought Milo Yiannopoulos as a role model, hated feminism to an extreme, thought he was above everyone else because he used 4chan. He didn't really do much harm, he kind of just did generally embarrassing things.
I remember, one semester in ELA, we had to do a bunch of speeches. Fella did a presentation on GamerGate of all things. It was as good as you'd think it to be.
:optimistic:Hopefully, the poor fella learned to stop being so edgy:optimistic:
 
There was a kid in my kindergarten class who once got yelled at for staying inside during a fire drill, and I also remembered him being the only boy in our class who openly admitted to playing with dolls. But I just looked at his facebook, he's married with three kids and seems pretty normal. But the same cant be said for the kid from my middle school who was known to have issues and once showed up to school with a golf club and swung it at people. We had to go into lockdown. I'm not sure what happened to that guy.
 
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This guy has been a personal lolcow of mine for a long time now, and much to my joy more and more people are starting to pay attention to him. He checks all the boxes of being the perfect sperg. Connor is a furry, a pedo, autstic, tranny dick lover, e-dater and a person who constantly tries to fake his own suicide. I first encountered this retard in a discord server (where all autism thrives) where he was a creepy and unfunny faggot everyone disliked.

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-THE PAST-
Connor first became infamous in that server for faking his own suicide after he got bullied. Most people rightfully gave him shit because of this. But this was only the start off all the drama he would cause. Next he picked up discord dating. He started to "date" a 17 year old while being 22-249 years old himself. After less than a month he started saying stuff like: i think shes the one. This didnt stop him from trying to get nudes and flirt with other girls though. And soon after this got exposed him and the 17 year old broke up thourgh kik. Sadly for Connor the meet up they planned never happened.

Connor wouldnt cause any big drama for a while except prettending he went to prison and starting to "explore" his trap loving side. But in early 2018 this all changed. People on his discord friends list got a message form his cousin explaining that Connor was in the hospital for attempting suicide yet again. No one bought this for a second. And lo and behold only a few days later Connor started to retweet tranny porn on twitter. Even though he supposely couldnt use discord or the internet while at the hospital. People really ripped into him because of this autstic roleplaying for attention and pitty. But he had a counter plan, he would send absolute proof he was in the hospital! to do this he sent uncensored pictures of his driving license. Needless to say this didnt save him from the bullying so he decided to leave the server.

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-THE CURRENT-
Connor found a new etopia to thrive in: Mundanematt's server. Through liking ass and sucking cock he got a role and was respected in the server. Around this time Connor found that his ding dong got hard by looking at furry porn. During this time connor also got catfished on twitter by someone prettending to be a 15 year old girl. He sext with her and made her his girlfriends within 24 hours. To this troll he explained how age is just a number and how his penis isnt very impressive.

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In Mundanematt's server Connor would also happly explain that he lives with tard wranglers, to no ones shock. Mundanematt's server also had a porn section where Connor proudly posted: Yaoi hentai, pokemon futa hentai, Wendy porn, Penningwise gore rape and his own gross looking penis.

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This server and sperging with people criticizing mundanematt on twitter is how Connor spends his days now. If the people on twitter hes fighting with finds out about his past he usually throws out legal threats and post about how harassed he is. His twitter claims hes all about fucking with SJW but he has a big block list and just looking at his bio shows you what kind of person he really is.

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-THE FUTURE-
Even though leaks about his past keeps coming up Connor seems to have no intention of stopping debates on the net. Its uncertain what the future will hold. Will connor finally an hero? Are his tardwranglers gonna force him away from the internet? Will he find a cute girl (male) to settle down with? No natter what outcome its sure to bring many laughs.

Twitter https://twitter.com/ConnorElms100
Discord BigMacDaddy#2582
Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/mcdaddy1993
Mixer https://mixer.com/MCMOMMY1995
 
There's this retard that me and my discord friends fuck around with a lot. His family immigrated from Poland to when he was a kid but he's like a grown man at this point and still speaks horribly broken english. He also went to special education school for awhile and he will occasionally tells stories of his principal who was "out to get him" and how they had a corner in one of the classrooms that you could pee into. He also has this fear of people thinking he's gay so he constantly has to remind everyone that he's straight. His twitter is just him posting random clips from old cartoons and a bad drawing here and there. I remember there being some really funny shit that he tweeted awhile back but I'm not sure if he deleted it or not.
 
I guess it’s a time for another blast from the past, as I try to recall something from when I used to be on TwilightSucks.

I honestly think if it had installed a “no power level” then the quality of discussions would have been a little better- because holy fuck did people show their power level.

There was this one chick on there (whose username I cannot remember for the life of me) who always seemed to have a sob story whenever it came to any off topic discussion. For example, a thread about abortion, she humble bragged about being a 15 year old who was raped and got pregnant, then decided to carry the baby to term because it was the moral thing to do. She also claimed to be deaf, was prematurely greying, had violet eyes (I remember her distinctly saying “I know these sound beautiful but...” as if to not look vain or something) and that she was struggling with an eating disorder on top of a sexually abusive step dad.

She at one point then asked about whether or not it was okay to lie about rape as a relationship defense mechanism. I am dead serious. I know I’m not the only one who remembers that thread, but I wish that I had an archive of it somewhere because it was insane to read through.

I wonder if she is still online and has a thread here? Perhaps she does, with her being as huge of a munchie that she was anyway.
 
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Blanked the person's name that he dead named and pinned the blame on. That saod person he laid the blame on became a better person and was far younger than him. Funny thing, this guy comes off more as a shitty bully. Said person he blamed left him due to the shitty treatment and that they were far younger than Trustin.

I knew this guy for a long time and the person that he blamed became a better person. Old post is old, but he has a history of wank.

Hayato, A.K.A Trustin.

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From what I gathered, some of his weirdness stems from his obsession from Marvel or Austic things such as Death Battle. This guy has once mocked a 14 year old girl's Facebook page for a fan character for TMNT [he deleted the post].

Loads of other things has him spamming hearts in and out of character to female roleplayers.

He use to be friends with an edgelord, but that person has fallen off the face of the planet.

Not sure if he does anything stupid anymore. He does have a YouTube account that is filled with boring gaming videos.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLhDyLxKtH8tZ64MRSfi00Q
 
Many moons ago I frequented a forum. There was a guy there who was unhealthily obsessed with the band The Kinks. Particularly the drummer Mick Avory and he was also a Britain weeb. Of course he only ever really focused on London, thought the UK was all vintage buses and still the 60s. He insisted on being called Mick, compared himself to Mick Avory as if they were twins or something including looks even though he was about 30 stone. It was really quite creepy and I think I remember him mentioning sending fan mail so god only knows what was written. Every other post was Mick based and his signaure was something like "Mick avory with hands like shovels wouldnt hurt a flea". If someone criticised him he would make a thread apologising for being himself and guilt tripping everyone. His little army would start kissing his ass and the cycle would continue. He lives in a group home and is moderately autistic so he can't help it but god damn he was a train wreck. That whole forum was the 11th circle of hell tbh. Full of creepy incels too.

Also me. Throughout primary school I was a lolcow. For many reasons too numerous to list.
 
Couple years ago I was a fan of this guy on Youtube and Twitch called "Lunatic Leonard". He was and still is a small channel and we we're kind of friends up until mid 2017.

I wouldn't say he's much of a Lolcow nowadays because he's been milked dry as far as I know, but he was really easy to anger (and boy did he get angry) and as such many gems such as this were archived

He's basically a run-of-the-mill Edgelord MRA, Anti-feminist/SJW youtuber. He could probably have his own thread if he's still a big of a sperg today as he was in 2016.
 
So we had this janitor at work that would dance in the parking lot. My friend told me about him but I never noticed. So one day I'm on a cigarette break, checking my FB and I hear rocks rustling. I turn around to see this 6'4" man behind me and he says "did I sneak up on you?" I say "yes" then he proceeded with arguably the best opening line ever "if I was a ninja I couldve killed you." From this point forward I knew he'd be my best friend. I have other stories but don't want to crowd up the thread.
 
When we last checked in with Shane, he'd shoved his mother down and broke her hip after she objected to his 10-year opioid withdrawal that means he can't get a job but can still go to bars every night and hang out. Well, now he's been banned from his favorite bar for videotaping people. Shane whines about how he just wants to die (rather than change, or work, or do anything productive), how God made girls like him but was just tricking him (he thinks women think he's hot even though he never speaks to a woman he's not related to, much less dating or having sex). It's the usual self-pity party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwYPNoHUREI

Here's another video from a couple days ago about how "trolls" are bothering him (though he deletes all comments and has a literal handful of viewers) and how anyone who wants kids is an idiot (thankfully Shane won't reproduce because we have enough fat and stupid in the gene pool).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5zLGgX0RII
 
My pet Lolcows are a large, extremely fertile single-parent chav family. I went to school while three of the five daughters were also in attendance and found their slutty shenanigans and airing out of deeply personal and usually private family drama on Facebook very entertaining. So here I am, over three years since graduation, still following them.
None of the daughters have hit 25 yet and the vast majority of them, minus their obvious accident kid sister have multiple kids by multiple fathers. One of the girls has brought a bit of color into the family, yes, you heard me right, a chav with a half-caste baby, how original. And now there's some weird drama going on with border control while the second youngest of these five daughters, barely 18 and on her second/third pregnancy has been abandoned by her trash baby daddy.
And this family only seem capable of producing FEMALE CHILDREN. So there's currently five infant members of this family just waiting to carry on their mother's and aunt's legacy of being drunken slappers.
 
The snapchat thots and their male counterparts that seem to run rampant in every high school. If you criticize snapchat or anything they do (e.g: get in shallow “relationships” and break up a week later) then they go ape shit and call you weird
 
After the whole LagoonaBlue debacle, I remembered another cow I knew that was very related to her, they are friends on Facebook and on Deviantart iirc. The creator of Princess Fighter, has commissioned so many of those "pedal pumping" fetish pics that can be found around DA. Sadly, his content doesn't seem really worthy of a thread. Proud spina bidifa patient, and apparently on the spectrum. Like Goony, quick to paint his stepmother as a heartless cunt and his father as an abuser for making him put up with her.

Here is the link to his DA profile and gallery: https://www.deviantart.com/major-link/gallery/
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20181026044550/https://www.deviantart.com/major-link/gallery/

FB: https://www.facebook.com/justinlinkeddy
Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/20181026050706/https://www.facebook.com/justinlinkeddy

Some choice content about his Princess Fighter stuff and pics:
https://www.deviantart.com/major-link/gallery/23675955/Cosplay
https://www.deviantart.com/major-link/gallery/11377099/Princess-Fighter-Volume-1
https://www.deviantart.com/major-link/gallery/25970693/Princess-Fighter-Volume-2
https://www.deviantart.com/major-link/gallery/8616286/Princess-Fighter

Archives:
https://web.archive.org/web/2018102...m/major-link/gallery/8616286/Princess-Fighter
https://web.archive.org/web/2018102...ntart.com/major-link/gallery/23675955/Cosplay
https://web.archive.org/web/2018102...nk/gallery/11377099/Princess-Fighter-Volume-1
https://web.archive.org/web/2018102...nk/gallery/25970693/Princess-Fighter-Volume-2

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Aside from this, he's known in the Smash community for his sperging about Shovel Knight not being included, and general autism regarding Peach and or Rosalina. BTW friends with Ben Schroeder aka gallantmon8.

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Anyway published one of his spergouts on a Smash group a few weeks ago. Funny but without much else to add besides this.

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in my freshman year of high school there was a kid who had a locker in the same area as my friend and I, we would call him pistachio because he would always wear the same light green shirt under a khaki jacket every single day. There wasn't much different about pistachio other than he would always open up conversations with random people like an oblivion NPC, always reciting the same story about how he hated the gays because he got dumped by his ex who was bisexual. A couple years later on the last day of junior year he came out to everybody that would listen to him that he was gay. After the summer Senior year was all normal for a couple weeks until pistachio started wearing a black wig and putting tons of makeup on his face and called himself Melissa, he would go in and out of every womens bathroom in the school every break period, days later word went around about his shenanigans and the schools administrators were not happy, next day pistachio was suspended for three months and after he got out everyone was shocked to find that pistachio was back to wearing his khaki jacket and kept saying it was just a phase
 
My friend and I have a lolcow in our town's gay community that we like to laugh at. He's your typical morbidly obese, autistic, bipolar, meth addict with multiple facial piercings who also happens to be an adult diaper baby. He's also on disability.

My first encounter with him was three years ago at a gay bar that has since closed down. He was in full garb- overalls, binky, and diaper. At first, I didn't think anything of it because it was Halloween. However, as the night wound down I began to smell something in the bar. As he moved around, it wafted. He had shit himself. Some people cleared out, but he kept on sucking on his binky. This late 30s guy became somewhat of a legend as I retold this to my friend.

Recently, my friend had an encounter with this guy at work. He walked into one of the stores my friend supervises, in the middle of the day, in his adult diaper baby outfit. The diaper was visible through the overalls. It put off several customers and, once again, the guy shit himself in public.

Here he is for reference:

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An old cow.

Names Lazia Cus
He was an admin for a private alt-right fb group that did piss poor raids on bottom barrel page targets "Lizzy the lez, dating groups, atheist groups, black groups etc etc"

He would yap about having royal European blood and how he was rich. All this dumb shit. But as you see from his picture he was just a mongoloid incel. When anyone shit on him and he couldn't come up with any defense he would just start sperging out for hours, sometimes even days. He was just exceptional as shit.

There's other cringe stuff about him but it's been about 3-4 years since I last checked on him. (just took the screen shot and apparently he's left wing or something now) he wasn't very liked in the group.
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Edit:just remembered he was a hardcore MGTOW fag too but it's because cute girls thought he was a sped and they were right.
 
Shane at ZoloftSucks is back. He said "Big Brother" is after him because his hurting his mom is being investigated. He says he's "past it and put it (breaking his mom's hip) behind him" so he shouldn't get in trouble for it, which I don't think is how crimes work. He's hit her other times as well, which he's also talked about on video.
Oh, and Shane, you posted the videos yourself....common sense is not strong with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws2PEVkOoV0
 
Any of you heard if Big Eyed Ben? I hadn't until I noticed him replying to eceleb tweets saying he wouldn't kill himself if you followed him.
https://twitter.com/BigEyedBen

Seriously, this guy is troubled with a capital T. Click tweets and replies and have a scroll though, be sure to note that hes always replying to entirely unrelated posts and he gets no likes or engagement, he's in his own terrifying, awful little world.
Maybe shoot him a follow so he doesn't die irl.

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That last one is replying to a post promoting a kickstarter to rerelease tge music of a guy who died of brain cancer before he turned 30. Thought that was pretty special.


Sorry for bad formatting, phoneposting!
 
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