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Give me the camper then you parentless old fuck
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Give me the camper then you parentless old fuck
MysticMisty
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So he was buying the cards (that have been around since 2015) weeks, maybe even months ahead of the launch date. But just the blind packs instead of individual cards, or even working out trading with someone. Dude is lucky he's decently smart with math because he sounds dumb as dirt in every other way. Even kids know how to trade cards with each other (or even rip off other kids).
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No rent it out to her and then evict her (or tow it away when she's not looking) and then post the chimp-out here
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he has a severe lack of common sense and initiative; whether that's due to his autism and/or being babied, or a mixture of both, is anyone's guess
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I'm seriously loving the stories about Rocket Man. There are some characters in our own accounts department who have some... issues, but nothing on that level. Can't wait to hear more.
Stasi
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I've never spoken to this man but my downstairs neighbor in the apartment block is, if not a lolcow, at least a fucking weirdo degenerate.
He regularly gets high and trips the fuck out. I don't know what on but whatever it is does not agree with him clearly. He will pace his apartment up and down at like 1 in the morning incoherently mumbling to himself and occasionally shrieking incomprehensible garbage. At first I though he was some crazy schitzo but seen him around a few times and during the day he is a normal dude so I'm convinced he gets high and can't handle the trip.
In the summer when everyone's windows are open I can also her him jacking off. Prick has no understanding of what headphones are and also grunts loudly while beating his meat with the occasional 'ohhh baby yeahh'. Who the fuck does that while watching porn?
We recently had a new family move in on his floor and I guess they play music or watch TV and he can hear them through the walls so he starts banging the walls and screming 'turn that shit off'. This is at like 8pm maybe, a perfectly reasonable time to play music or whatever. Meanwhile this prick will routinely freak out at 1am.
Dis nigga has no self-awareness.
He regularly gets high and trips the fuck out. I don't know what on but whatever it is does not agree with him clearly. He will pace his apartment up and down at like 1 in the morning incoherently mumbling to himself and occasionally shrieking incomprehensible garbage. At first I though he was some crazy schitzo but seen him around a few times and during the day he is a normal dude so I'm convinced he gets high and can't handle the trip.
In the summer when everyone's windows are open I can also her him jacking off. Prick has no understanding of what headphones are and also grunts loudly while beating his meat with the occasional 'ohhh baby yeahh'. Who the fuck does that while watching porn?
We recently had a new family move in on his floor and I guess they play music or watch TV and he can hear them through the walls so he starts banging the walls and screming 'turn that shit off'. This is at like 8pm maybe, a perfectly reasonable time to play music or whatever. Meanwhile this prick will routinely freak out at 1am.
Dis nigga has no self-awareness.
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what a coombrain chad
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oh my fucking g o d
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I have this Autist on facebook that keeps picking a fight with everyone in his life, then post status-updates wondering why everyone hates him. Sometimes some overly-understanding soul tries to help him by giving him kind words and advice, and he always snaps at them and shoots them down and showers them with insults.
He also makes post about everyone hating him for his autism. Sometimes he makes a political post, or a post over some show he likes, and if someone disagrees, saying they do not like the show, he will attack them relentlessly, making like 10 posts about how that person is an asshole.
Sometimes when he makes an angry or self-pitying post, someone makes a comment like: You are great, we are here for you ect. And he will respond with pointing out their spelling errors.
He is also on a love-quest. He has messaged me, and all my co-workers and basicly everyone he can find on FB, inquring about them being boyfreind-free. If you fail to respond, or dont ask him questions back, he will go on a tantrum, demanding that you ask him if he is girlfreind-free, how tall he is, what his hobbies are ect.
I wish i could show screenshots, but he does not post anything in english.
He also makes post about everyone hating him for his autism. Sometimes he makes a political post, or a post over some show he likes, and if someone disagrees, saying they do not like the show, he will attack them relentlessly, making like 10 posts about how that person is an asshole.
Sometimes when he makes an angry or self-pitying post, someone makes a comment like: You are great, we are here for you ect. And he will respond with pointing out their spelling errors.
He is also on a love-quest. He has messaged me, and all my co-workers and basicly everyone he can find on FB, inquring about them being boyfreind-free. If you fail to respond, or dont ask him questions back, he will go on a tantrum, demanding that you ask him if he is girlfreind-free, how tall he is, what his hobbies are ect.
I wish i could show screenshots, but he does not post anything in english.
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Currently my favourite personal Lolcow is a man by the name of Derek "Decca" Heggie, an ex-bareknuckle boxing champion, now a Z-list movie "star", sex pest, mental health "Patron" and seemingly after being under lockdown for two weeks he has become an increasingly paranoid conspiracy nut. Whether this is due to not being able to access any gear, or because of cabin fever the descent into madness has been rapid and hilarious.
Due to his behaviour he has garnered a fairly sizeable following of detractors who watch his every move - which drives him nuts. With that said, they are almost as bad as he is in terms of over the top drama. So far there have been gypsy style call out videos, restraining orders, court appearances and someone ended up in jail for a short time for making threats. Most of the drama is caused by his behaviour around women - allegedly abusive and controlling, although lost of the accusations have been lost to the Facebook memory hole - the multitude of leaked dick pics and embarrassed voice messages speak for themselves though.
He has got a record, although he denies it and often responds by citing a DBS check as proof this never happened.
I have been trying to save what I can, but this has been a recent effort and due to this being mainly on Facebook some of the old detractor pages got closed for bullying. I am considering making a thread now I have so much spare time.
That said I am not sure if he is "internet" enough, that said between the sexual harassment, nudes leaking and weird detractors there might be something here. Especially if he keeps up the conspiracy posting.
Anyway, here is a little snippet of the voicemails that constantly get leaked.
Due to his behaviour he has garnered a fairly sizeable following of detractors who watch his every move - which drives him nuts. With that said, they are almost as bad as he is in terms of over the top drama. So far there have been gypsy style call out videos, restraining orders, court appearances and someone ended up in jail for a short time for making threats. Most of the drama is caused by his behaviour around women - allegedly abusive and controlling, although lost of the accusations have been lost to the Facebook memory hole - the multitude of leaked dick pics and embarrassed voice messages speak for themselves though.
He has got a record, although he denies it and often responds by citing a DBS check as proof this never happened.
I have been trying to save what I can, but this has been a recent effort and due to this being mainly on Facebook some of the old detractor pages got closed for bullying. I am considering making a thread now I have so much spare time.
That said I am not sure if he is "internet" enough, that said between the sexual harassment, nudes leaking and weird detractors there might be something here. Especially if he keeps up the conspiracy posting.
Anyway, here is a little snippet of the voicemails that constantly get leaked.
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This is literally every poster on the Swedish Flashback forum.
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I imagine. This Facebook tho.
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Anthony fantano certainly isn’t only a personal lolcow, but his incessant need to shove his shitty opinions down the throats of his fans on social media is just gross. On top of his shitty takes no one wanted, he retweets and follows a bunch of lefties on his social media. He posts PARAGRAPHS of fucking text on his instagram about bullshit no one wants to hear about usually under a slideshow of him making goofy faces and article screenshots. This man blows so much hot air up his own ass regarding both his musical and political tastes someone should resurrect Zeppelin and find a way to utilize him for something other being a fucking snob.
If you’re unfamiliar with him, he started YouTube reviewing music in the most unaware snobby way possible. The dude thinks his opinions are fucking gold or something. These days he uses his platform as a fucking soapbox for his equally snobbish political views. Its like he doesn’t understand how to separate his brand, theneedledrop, from himself, a stuck-up asshole who thinks he knows everything. Oh yeah he’s also a vegan and sprinkles in rants about that in his videos. I’m surprised no one has made a lolcow thread about him before.
GOOFY FACE = FUNNY LOOOOLLLL XD
If you’re unfamiliar with him, he started YouTube reviewing music in the most unaware snobby way possible. The dude thinks his opinions are fucking gold or something. These days he uses his platform as a fucking soapbox for his equally snobbish political views. Its like he doesn’t understand how to separate his brand, theneedledrop, from himself, a stuck-up asshole who thinks he knows everything. Oh yeah he’s also a vegan and sprinkles in rants about that in his videos. I’m surprised no one has made a lolcow thread about him before.
GOOFY FACE = FUNNY LOOOOLLLL XD
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No, thats not the reason. The reason is that he is a snob. Lefties are a dime a dozen, but Fantano is particularly snobbish about everything he says. I could have very well picked out his reviews and shown how much he’s up his own ass about himself.
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How in the everlasting fuck did she not quit on the spot? I understand being between a rock and a hard place as far as paying the bills is concerned, but jesus fuck. I would’ve bailed the moment the neighbor informed me that they were a sex offender.
Your friend seems like a pretty tolerant person to be able to put up with that sort of client.
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Well, she likes to think positively and she felt bad for her client (his wife was her client, not the sex offender).
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I know a girl on Facebook who unironically wrote a long essay on her timeline about how Steven Universe was the most important TV show of all time, and that it helped her understand who she truly is.
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That sums up quite a few Steven Universe fans.
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https://discord.gg/fbMsNjr join this server. police.