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I understand this serves to make me look worse as well, but, oh well.

I'm a notable artist in a small fanbase and good friends with another artist, her being much moreso. My friend, "Wilma", has dealt with people acting like groupies and vying for her attention from fandom to fandom. This one is no different.
Introduce "Beth". She's an 18-year-old self-professed autismo with a tendency to only see others as stepping stones to get closer to Wilma. I didn't know who Beth was (wrt to obsessing over Wilma), so when she requested to follow my twitter account, I let her in. When she DM'd me I entertained her, being open to befriending people. I still did not realize she was a harasser, and only thought she was a bit weird, maybe socially awkward to a fault.
She asked for my discord, and when she got it, she blew up my messages asking about Wilma.

- Asking for her paypal so she could give her money (in hopes that Wilma will be friends with her then)
- sending me weird sexual scenarios of them
- trying to buy me gifts simply because I was friends with Wilma
- complaining about not being "in" enough for the "inner circle" (it's not. It's a group chat of Wilma, me, and my girlfriend. we're all just friends and have a group chat because we built the fandom up off our own backs, before it existed)
- messaging my girlfriend to ask why Wilma or I wouldn't reply to her
- found Wilma's address and sent her "gifts" of ... Beanie Babies

Wilma has blocked Beth at this point, because Beth has her address and they live in the same state. I haven't. I think she's too much fun to laugh at despite the stalking, but I'll probably block her once she has realizes Wilma's blocked her and has a psychotic break.
 
I have an autistic coworker who saw a Star Trek magazine on the racks next to the registers and then went from cashier to cashier sperging about it, asking what they knew about the franchise, if they liked Star Wars instead, etc. When he showed up at my register I thought that "I've never watched Star Trek" was a pretty blatant way of saying "fuck off" but he did it again a few days later.

He's been known to organize food and other items in extremely obsessive ways when he's bagging, to the point that he slows everything down because he wants everything to be just right. Then he'll tell the customer what's in each bag, as if customers don't have eyes.

He also wanders off a lot. Like, if we're in the middle of a rush, he's suddenly nowhere to be found, or you can suddenly hear the manager snap at him to get back to work because whatever he was meandering towards isn't important.

I've taken to calling him Captain Autismo in my head.
 
Someone called Iain Lee, hes a British celeb. Worked with Rickey Gervais and Sacha Baron Cohen before they were famous, a programme called The 11oclock show. He's a "former" drug addict though he has recently slipped back into cocaine. He used to drink too as one of his vices. He buys frivolously then gets rid of the things once bored.

He went working on The 11oclock Show to various other places, mainly radio, The Lost Podcast and long term radio shows. He's been let go from most, now he streams on Twitch and bullies his frail viewers hes gained via acting out for sympathy (muh depression), he to the ignorant may come off as caring but the nastiness shows its face even a short amount of time. Oh his Twitch channel he originally and likely still does hate the chat, anything that can directly talk back, he does allow callers but they are shouted down, hung up on, call racists for having differing opinions. The chat is more locked down than your typical Wings chat even. If you see his stream he seems to be begging for money.

There's threads dedicated to him on a forum called Digital Spy, its not to unlike the Farms, tamer though: https://forums.digitalspy.com/discussion/2384705/iain-lee-and-katherine-boyle-on-twitch

There is threads for the various radio shows he did such as:
 
I joined a contest in a school different from mine and won the 3rd place. So, I went to the schools days later to grab my trophy and some money given by them. Hours later, someone popped into my Instagram DM. He is a dude from that school wanting to befriend me and asked me to teach him English because my contest involves stuff related to that. He tried several time to convince me that I should meet him but I obviously declined. He talks that he is bullied for no reason and other BS. He wanted to move into my school for some reason and I told him there's some empty seats in my school from people who moved schools. Before I blocked him, he told me that he will move into another school.

Fast forward to the first day in my junior years (11th grade), I was busy doing some design job for the class. Then, a new dude came into my class and sat beside my seat. Imagine my shock that it's the retard that I blocked months ago. Not even a day and he became the lolcow of the school for asking girls to give them their LINE IDs (yes it's widely used here) and phone number. He is very desperate, asking several girls to hang out or some shit like that. This doesn't sit well with everyone and several people including me knows that he is hated in his previous schools. A friend of mine who happens to be in the same primary school with him is very furious when finding out that the retard moves into our schools. He told me about how much of a creep he is. It's not helping that he tries to be in the cool kid's clique. Of course they rejected him, he is not even cool at all, just stubborn. I am fortunate that he changed class due to some re-rolls.

List of dumb shit he has done includes: Asking girls for their numbers to this day, acting as a cool kid, being an unfunny piece of shit, asks for a fight but declined to fight at all, insulting a very chill student only to get beaten up by him, asking a girl out in front of the class group chat, being a creep, and lastly, he is probably a schizo.

I dug up infos related to him and found out that his parents posted their phone number and home address online. His ask.fm account is pure schizophrenic - he is very obsessive towards a girl in his primary school and being very weird overall. I have compiled a file of his infos I can find online and shared it to my friends for some giggles. Jesus Christ, I am responsible for all of this. If only I blocked him from beginning, there's a chance that he won't move to my school at all. But at least everyone had a clown to laugh at,
 
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I've been keeping an eye on this troon for a while. She's mostly active on TikTok under the name "thetwospiritpagan." Her entire account consists of vagueposts directed at her mother/sister/other family who make public Facebook posts in reply. They're basically having a fight between Facebook and TikTok that's been going on for weeks. The posts that aren't directed at family are autistic ramblings about MS, disability, nonbinary shit, or an array of other SJW topics. My favorite part is how they abruptly cut off because she doesn't understand how to end a statement in a way that's not awkward.

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This is her wedding video in which she marries another disabled troon. Her and her family had a huge fight about this that spanned many tiktoks and many more Facebook posts.

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Daftworld.
If you're a fan of Daft Punk (those people who dress up like robots), you've probably heard of him.
Basically, he's an obese hyper-obsessed French person who dedicated his entire life to uncovering the personal life of Daft Punk.

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He's about 30-40 years old. Daftworld discovered his love for Daft Punk when he supposedly listened to one of their songs, One More Time, in 2001. After that, he's basically hoarded every single piece of Daft Punk related merchandise. He enjoys trying to post others content as his own, and copyright flagging anyone who posts it elsewhere on YouTube. This is his channel, he's been banned a couple of times though. No idea how he's still at it.

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He first met Daft Punk at the premiere of their animated movie "Interstella 5555", where he literally painted himself blue (as a "cosplay" to one of the characters in Interstella 5555) to get him past without a ticket to the event. Next, he tried to steal one of the huge posters of the movie off of the theatre hallways. Guy-Manuel yelled at Bangalter to come have a look at this guy painted in blue, and Daftworld knelt in front of them and began to cry "like a child discovering his gift under the Christmas tree". What a fucking weirdo.

Daftworld has also attempted to post the address of Thomas Bangalter, to zero avail. Another obsessed fan tried to send a letter to this address, and had their letter returned with a "return to sender, no address" sticker. He stalked Bangalter's wife while she was giving birth to her son in the hospital, and has multiple pictures and videos of him basically harassing Guy-Manuel.

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This wouldn't be as much of a terrible thing, except the fact that Daft Punk have tried and have begged for people to allow them to maintain secrecy so that they can live normal lives. Daftworld has posted tons of spy videos of Daft Punk's producers, basically everywhere he can try to find them. God knows what he would do if he saw both of them.

Obviously, this guy is pretty much fucking insane. He's gone on record saying he has no personal life, no friends, and rarely ever goes outside. His entire living space his filled with Daft Punk merchandise, head to toe. Toys, vinyls, CD's, tickets, posters, clothes. This guy needs help. I really don't know if I should feel sorry or if I should laugh at this weirdo
 
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This guy is a fucking shmuck. Hes the owner of Oregon by nightfall, and doesn't give a fuck about anything but member count. He also was a fucking baby because he changed the rules of auspex 5 in vtm just so he could kill somebody. Nobody likes him, and he's a mook.
 
I once had a fat, cat-lady type of nerdy co-worker at my job.

She was incredibly two-faced. If you did her a favor she'd act sweet to your face and call you "My hero!" and shit like that, only to talk about how dumb you were behind your back.

She had real life Girl-On-the-Internet-Syndrome, where she'd autistically jump up and down and act like a child about anything nerdy, like Nintendo games and Star Wars.

Her diet was fucking horrifying. She was known to eat an entire packet of hot dogs, a half of a loaf of bread, and a two liter of Mountain Dew for lunch. I'll also never forget the day she ate an entire bag of fish sticks in one day, mainly because I slipped on a frozen one she left on the ground.

When some of the older, male co-workers would talk about how much they liked Trump/hated the left (which, to be fair, was annoying and exhausting because that's pretty much all they'd talk about), she whined to the HR rep about how it was "creating a hostile work environment", simply because she was on the opposite side of the political spectrum.

She constantly called in sick, claiming she had every condition under the fucking Sun. Conditions I distinctly remember her saying she had:
1. Diabetes, to excuse her long restroom breaks (despite the fact that her diet was fucking horrifying and there were other diabetic co-workers that said she showed no symptoms).

2. Asthma, which I could believe except I never saw her use an inhaler.

3. High Blood Pressure.

Finally, the higher ups got tired of her constant bullshit and warned her of potential consequences for her actions. She quit a week later, saying she was "being harassed".

Her Facebook isn't set to private, but it's mostly full of woke bullshit.
 
There is an incompetent physician named Joel Glickman. This guy is a mask nazi. He claimed studies say “masks work” and some CDC bullshit that supports his claim. I can guess he was referring to low-level observational studies that provide little or no evidence to back up such claim. He failed to mention that there is another group of studies, which consists of randomized controlled trials, systemic reviews and meta-analyses, that conclude the masks don’t work against viral transmissions, have multiple health risks and that group spans over 50 years. Masks are PPEs. Just having a “physician” title does not make him a PPE expert. That would be industrial hygienist. That guy believes he has the right to bully others for not wearing masks and tells them they should not be working if they don’t wear masks. He is 64 and yet he acts like he knows everything when he really doesn’t. How is this guy still in the business of medicine? I’d say he is in a wrong job.

Surveillance video: https://www.bitchute.com/video/nd9tSH383K3M/

WebMD: https://doctor.webmd.com/doctor/joel-glickman-B77553A9-15DE-4592-9AA7-AF858D1D028C-overview
 
SSG3, the coder behind Sonic Robo Blast 2 turned out to be a pedo and he sent videos of himself shoving screwdrivers down his cock to underage people online.
 
A minor one would be the woodshop teacher I had during seventh grade. He wasn’t really that big of a cow in class, though he WAS kind of an asshole and ironically wasn’t very good at doing woodwork and the other shop teacher would sometimes have to show up because he couldn’t figure out how to work the machines.

Like a year later he was abruptly fired. Nobody knew why at first, but it later came out that he’d lost his teaching license. Turns out he’d been stalking his ex and had threatened to kill her.
 
Some Troon by the name of Pax tried doxxing and succeeded. He was also dating a 14-year-old at 18 and had a toxic relationship. He used jest/jests pronouns, and thought that he was a clown. Many other troon servers banned him.
 
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I’ve been lurking for months but today is the day I finally decided to make an account on the evil nazi devil forums, woo
There’s this one absolutely lunatic furry “enby” motherfucker I was an acquaintance with like 7 years ago and I keep running into their presence no matter how far I go. At this point I just check up on them every 6 months just to see what new nonsense they’ve gotten into. I can always find her because no matter how many times she changes her name, her terrible, terrible art stays the same.
Specific details I remember: publicly posting her 15 year old boyfriend’s nudes, getting publicly made fun of by a youtuber with 100k subscribers for drawing her fursona killing confederates despite being a white southerner herself, faking have multiple personalities in order to steal someone’s fursona, getting accused by another 15 year old wokester of sexual harassment, etc, etc.

Another one I’ve recently become fascinated by is the Reddit user /UselessAltThing, an “”””agender”””” girl who at the ripe age of 18 wants to surgically remove her genitals and breasts. She is a PROLIFIC poster to r/Tumblr, because of course she is, and nearly all of her post titles contain graphic descriptions of how she wants to mutilate herself and remove her clitoris. She also confesses to having developed an eating disorder to starve away her “feminine hips.” Half of her posts are spelled like she’s drunk off her ass, and she posts about how wanting her whole body to be violently mutilated is completely normal She talks constantly about not wanting to be seen like a woman, and the first day after “””having sex””” with another woman, started calling her her girlfriend and posted it to eight different subreddits even after admitting the girl didn’t like her. God at this point I’m just watching out of morbid interest. It’s almost too textbook to be real
 
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I had this one fucker, I meant him on I think Amino or some shit, one of those pedo-ridden fuckholes 20yr old grown-ass men with white Ford Vans go to try and wank off and bait teenage girls and trannies go to cry about their problems instead of fixing them. At first, he seemed fine until he asked the weirdest fucking question, "hey wanna join my secret society" or some shit like that. He then sent me a discord link to a server that had like 5 other people in it, and at that moment, I was dragged into the weirdest cult shit ever. This motherfucker sent me his second bible religious manifesto, called his religion Cecronism and went around begging people to join his stupid cult worshipping him as the messiah. Oh wait, I forgot to get into the, him being the messiah part and his harem of 13 yr old girls. He believed himself to be the reincarnation of his god Cercona, and that he would erase the world of sinners and liars, install himself in a monarcho-fascist dictatorship and rule the world starting from a revolution in his home in Florida. He believed that God manifested himself as a green dragon, that the devil was a red dragon and that Jesus Christ was a false idol, and he constantly throughout every interaction I had tried to hammer-down everyone's throat that he was a god. Especially in front of these three teenage girls, he baited into the server, who he, by the way, would constantly try to force into ERP in DMs. I managed to get some of them to leave and get away from him, and by the time I started ghosting him, they were all done talking to the creep. I being the fucking retard that I was, watched to see how this guy would act, cus this fucker was a paranoid nut, the moment you said anything that went against his holy bible and animu he would sperg in voice and block ya. Oh yeah, the anime part. He was, how do I describe it, ya know those guys on discord, the ones with Sasuke as their profile, with some part of the face blacked out, the ones who use anime gifs and always talk about how women are evil or some shit but still try way too hard to get that one e-girl in voice, and they spam shitty emo-rap that sounds like a depressed 17-yr old white kid got dumped and is scream-crying into the mic about it with a max volume bass trying to hide shitty vocals, yeah those guys, turn that into a religion. He literally put Google-translated Japanese into his bible and talked about buying Katanas to kill the people who fucked with him in high school. This is just the beginning of his retardom, but I'll leave it here,
I might try to get a hold of him to see if I can fuck with him more.

Holy shit I dug and found his youtube channel
Do what you with it what you will

If I can get in contact and fuck with him, I might write a thread, I remember him saying something about making a twitter so I'll try and see where that went

EDIT: found the jackpot, looked through and found the google doc for his manifesto, I'll attach the pdf
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I used to be in that server too. if you could, dm me on discord my at is AnimeGodEli#0038. I need to know more about Carson
 

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Half of my circle is probably lolcows, now that I think about it.

Given a man is judged by the company he keeps, I don't like how that reflects on me.
 
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