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I wanted to make a dedicated thread for this person because it’s all so fucking weird but my account isn’t old enough to do so. She goes by Caitlin Heather on most social media these days. Basically I started noticing repeated posts by this person on fb in over 50 different groups for random things. The posts were always variations of “I told my friend I love her when we talked last and she said “love you” back instead of “I love you.” Does that mean she hates me?” She would post shit like that repeatedly and when people would give her advice she would just repeatedly keep asking variations of “but why wouldn’t she say she loves me? Does that mean she actually hates me?” Finally she would delete the post and a week later ask the same exact thing in another group. I have seen easily 100 of these posts in various groups over the last year. Initially I thought she was sick in the head, then I thought she was trolling. I decided to google her commonly used screenname and discovered she has been doing weird shit like this all over the internet on every forum known to man since at least 2015. Apparently she was kicked out of a church for obsessively trying to get invited to things and then complaining about the people at the church online. She got mad she wasn’t invited to a woman’s wedding and posted a bunch of shit online on a wedding forum about how she was going to crash it. One of the women there discovered her identity and location and warned the bride what she was planning. She never seems malicious in these posts, just completely oblivious to how much of an emotionally retarded stalker she comes off as. She has also posted some weird obsessive shit about a couple celebrities. The rabbit hole of this woman’s internet presence is deep. I found her real name and location but I won’t post it, no reason to. I know that she’s 34 so way too old to be doing all this. I will post links to what I have on her because it’s truly mind boggling. I just want it all in one place because people on fb are noticing her weirdness. Maybe if they search her name they will find this. The girl needs therapy. I don’t think she’s a troll anymore, just a potential stalker with an EQ of 0. It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
 
I just stumbled upon this guy's youtube channel. He is not really a lolcow, but I will quilify him as peculiar, bordering on bizzare sometimes, I think he might have slight autism. But he doesn't seems to be aggressive or annoying or push any agenda. He just does thing he likes and posts videos of it.
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Some of his videos are interesting explorations of abandoned sights. Nothing out of the ordinary.


But the peculiar part comes in with his fixation on the floods and rain drains and drain pipes and that sort of thing. He just goes out in the rain and cleans public drains and water pipes with his trusty rake. Free of charge, just for the heck of it. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe he is getting paid, but it doesnt seems like it.



Oh, did I mention he has a pet leech? Yeah, he has a pet leech he feeds off himself. The guy is very strange, but he seems like the nice kind of strange. Unless he is secret pedo or something, but here is hoping.

 
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This range owner gets into impressive levels of drama about random shit. I was considering making a full thread on him, but he's a bit niche, so I'm sticking with here for now. Still going to keep an eye out though, never know how extreme he's going to get given how he's been ramping things up lately.

Guardian Training Center
1528 Campus Drive
Warminster, PA 18974

His website (visit with caution; I would assume he tracks IPs, given his general behavior): https://www.guardiantrainingcenter.com

His antics have impacted a few different subreddits, so various summaries are available:
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(Dig around on that Reddit page if you want more links to screenshots.)
link to most extreme example of doxing customers

A customer's 'horror story' from dealing with him and his employees:
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Another warning and summary:
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Due to the attention he was drawing to himself, this page was eventually noticed. He has a bunch of 'Coming Soon' spots reserved for each individual person or platform he has a problem with.
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I won't delve into each dedicated section, but as one example, here is his massive manifesto about some random forum moderator, which I have not bothered to finish reading.
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Just this morning, he released a new $5000 reward for the identity of a subreddit mod, but the two usernames he gave for it are very obviously different people. So yeah, suffice it to say I am watching his career with great interest.
 
If any of you guy's been around the YouTube internet privacy scene; then I'm sure you might of seen this person.
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The main reason that I'm bringing him up is one specific video of his from five months ago.


He pretty munch doesn't want anyone to watch his videos if their against anything of the LGBTQXYZ+ variety; however this is counterintuitive since his channel is public viewing.

His Twitter
 
This lady is pretty great. She blew up in subscribers a few years ago and starting feeding into the other weirdos who watch her stuff:
For some reason I still have her on notifications
i love this lady, she's actually very knowledgeable about opossums (and marsupial anatomy in general). she obviously treats them so, so well too. happy possums are delightful.
 
Not really a personal lolcow, actually a well-known retired one, but I've been following what little updates we get of Nick Bate (thread 1, 2, 3 TLDR: cringy pervert raped his young stepsister and is now in jail) which is just his Pennsylvania Department of Corrections photos that get updated every August/September. It didn't get updated last year, I guess because of COVID, but they finally updated his photo yesterday.

Can't find my older photos right now (I have 2 or 3 earlier prison mugshots somewhere) but I will post them as I find them. Going to save all of them and eventually we will have a nice prison mugshot timeline of Nick turning into an old man. He came in fat, lost the weight pretty quick, and is now losing his hair. Looks like he may have even gained weight since the last photo (from 2019) but it's hard to tell with the beard.

Nick has been in prison for 6 and a half years, he just turned 30 a month ago. Still has over 30 years to serve (is eligible for parole earlier but it's very unlikely for his type of crime).

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and for comparison his mugshot after his arrest in April 2015, right before he began serving what would become a 16-40 year sentence.
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Not really a personal lolcow, actually a well-known retired one, but I've been following what little updates we get of Nick Bate (thread 1, 2, 3 TLDR: cringy pervert raped his young stepsister and is now in jail) which is just his Pennsylvania Department of Corrections photos that get updated every August/September. It didn't get updated last year, I guess because of COVID, but they finally updated his photo yesterday.

Can't find my older photos right now (I have 2 or 3 earlier prison mugshots somewhere) but I will post them as I find them. Going to save all of them and eventually we will have a nice prison mugshot timeline of Nick turning into an old man. He came in fat, lost the weight pretty quick, and is now losing his hair. Looks like he may have even gained weight since the last photo (from 2019) but it's hard to tell with the beard.

Nick has been in prison for 6 and a half years, he just turned 30 a month ago. Still has over 30 years to serve (is eligible for parole earlier but it's very unlikely for his type of crime).
Nickbate ew fucking gross. he's the one who jerked off with his shit and recorded it right? And had the pimple fetish?
 
Not really a personal lolcow, actually a well-known retired one, but I've been following what little updates we get of Nick Bate (thread 1, 2, 3 TLDR: cringy pervert raped his young stepsister and is now in jail) which is just his Pennsylvania Department of Corrections photos that get updated every August/September. It didn't get updated last year, I guess because of COVID, but they finally updated his photo yesterday.

Can't find my older photos right now (I have 2 or 3 earlier prison mugshots somewhere) but I will post them as I find them. Going to save all of them and eventually we will have a nice prison mugshot timeline of Nick turning into an old man. He came in fat, lost the weight pretty quick, and is now losing his hair. Looks like he may have even gained weight since the last photo (from 2019) but it's hard to tell with the beard.

Nick has been in prison for 6 and a half years, he just turned 30 a month ago. Still has over 30 years to serve (is eligible for parole earlier but it's very unlikely for his type of crime).

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and for comparison his mugshot after his arrest in April 2015, right before he began serving what would become a 16-40 year sentence.
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It looks like jail actually did him some good. He looks halfway sane, lost weight, and could pass for a normal person. I thought he would have been beaten by to death by now.
 
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My personal lolcow is wolfnsunflowers on twitter. I think the bio says it all, but #actuallyautistic and always being "bullied"

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Also home eds a "gender neutral" child, has an onlyfans etc etc.
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ps I'm a sped so sorry if spoiler is jacked up
 
I've been seeing a TIM out in public recently. He hasn't done anything particularly noteworthy aside from putting zero effort into passing (I'm not autistic enough to look for his socials).

He wore suicide king cards on his earrings today. I wish I could make this up.
 
I have quite the lolcow on Discord I think you all would be interested and have a bunch of her information.

Just a summary: this attention whore is a tradcath right wing monarchist college student who spends her time online doing ERP, writing and promoting her political manifesto, creating cartoon bestiality pornography, pretending to be Elsa from Frozen, and arguing against the age of consent.


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NAME: Nataliya E. Romanova (almost certainly a larp)

School/Profession: Sophomore Political Science Major at the Univeristy of Nebraska at Omaha

Phone: 402-266-6007 (from her telegram)

Grew Up: Riversdale, Nebraska, went to Millard North High School

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Notice that blurred out pfp? That is "her" that she uses to catfish guys and says its really her but purposefully blurred.

That FB princepism.org link:


This is a website she is or was a member of and their goal is planning how to turn America into being ruled by traditional Catholicism.


Email:

frozenloverrrr@gmail.com

Twitter:


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Instagram:


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Her Political Manifesto:




She wants a right wing authoritarian monarchist government with traditional religious values. In her utopia, anyone who doesn't conform to the mandated culture will be sent to reeducation centers, lose citizenship, get deported, or be eliminated.

Her arguing the age of consent shouldn't exist (deleted now):


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One of her many ERP Character Profiles:

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That Server Link:


Venting how unique and asexual she is (to some of her ERP friends) while being someone who owns and is a member of a number of ERP servers:

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Her Porn OC (hope I spoilered this right):
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Let me know what you think of all of this. There is just so much to her and she is just batshit insane and needs constant attention and approval of her actions while still being a "tradcath based" woman.
 

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Just going to toss up another story about a kid from a card store I go to. Not as entertaining as the other one, but someone might get a laugh. On the opposite side of my Paul story, there is a guy named Zeke. Zeke is an exceptional individual, puerto rican born and has the same grasp on the english language as a guy with parkinson's grasp on a fire extinguisher drenched in astroglide. Not only that but he plays up his accent to confuse people while playing yugioh to make it easier to cheat. Anyways, this guy spends 50 hours a week online playing yugioh in an attempt to get as good and make a name for himself. Constantly enters tournaments across the east coast us and tops locals and prize tournaments, acts like a pompous dick about it too. The kicker is someone did the slightest amount of digging and dropped that he got convicted of killing his passenger in a drag race by flipping his car after trying to cut the person he was racing off, and now he is being blackmailed by 6 different people not to leak he is convicted of killing someone to the various stores and groups he frequents. He's at the mercy of 6 dipshits that could basically get him banned from every official and unofficial tournament if his rep got ruined and he caught for entering under a fake name to make it harder to look him up.

This dipshit is currently paying $300 a week to multiple people to shut them up and prevent his reputation getting ruined in a childrens card game. Not only that but Zeke has been being retarded and attempting to threaten some of these guys, which if it escalates he'll land back in prison for another violent crime since he only got a year jailtime but 10 years probation because of a plea deal. The guy has that pompous better than everyone personality that will eventually get him to throw a punch at someone talking shit and get him back in jail. Aside from all of this, he's been drug running and just knocked up some chick under 17, so he's basically playing russian roulette with a derringer.

Like I said, not as interesting as the autismo, but someone might get a laugh at this guy.
 
Dude, I think it might have content for a whole thread
ricks new phone number as from the 3/11/21

Rick berry, AKA rick productions - Youtube streamer who admits to watching child porn, Married to a convicted 60 year old amputee child molester. Has cerebal palsy, autism and HIV.​



07932890047 is rick productions new phone number as from the 3/11/21

Rick berry, AKA rick productions - Youtube streamer who admits to watching child porn, Married to a convicted 60 year old amputee child molester. Has cerebal palsy, autism and HIV.​



07932890047 is rick productions new phone number as from the 3/11/21
 

Rick berry, AKA rick productions - Youtube streamer who admits to watching child porn, Married to a convicted 60 year old amputee child molester. Has cerebal palsy, autism and HIV.​



He sounds like Saladfingers
 
I have recently discovered a schizocow on Facebook by the name of David Williamson. I am hoping that link will work, I don't use Facebook much.
He believes that he can control fire and that he is being stalked by invisible government agents. Rather run of the mill schizocow but he insists that the 14 Universal Laws, such as Believing Really Hard, will make anything happen. Complete narcissist who thinks he knows everything. Also he is immune to fluoride, which is what the government uses to poison and control people, so the lizard overlord pedophile cannibals can harvest children and put them in McDonalds.

Here is one video of his "pyrokinesis". I don't want to save it to upload it separately but maybe someone more technologically inclined would be able to.
 
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Mine is not a specific LOLCow, but a group.

In this case, that is boys who think that being young, gay, and mean is a personality. I do not mean those who merely have the red equals ign in their avatars, have 'Gay/🏳️‍🌈/#LoveIsLove' in their profiles, and spend plenty of posts talking about 'my awesome boyfriend!!!'
Rather, I am talking abou those who are the gay equivalent of Mr Kouhei fro Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi. I mean, they say 'HEY :optimistic: GAY GIRLS! I'M :optimistic:GAYMER:optimistic:GAYTOR626!!! BEING :optimistic:GAY IS THE BES THING THAT HAS HAPPEND TO MY :optimistic:GAY LIFGE! IM SO :optimistic:GAY: I'M A UNICORN OTHERKIN2! I JUST WAN TO HIDE FROM STAIRGHT SITY AND LIVE MY :optimistic:GAY LITTEL LIFE IN A :optimistic:GAY LITTLE CORNER WITH MY :optimistic:GAY LITTLE GATAND DRINK MY :optimistic:GAY LITTLE CAOFFEE AND BY BE :optimistic:GAY AT :optimistic:GAY OF CLOCK. iM :optimistic:GAY!!!!11 STRAGIHT PEOPLE ORE SO BORING; THEY WOULRD WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF THEY ALL TURNED :optimistic:GAY. I WISH THAT I COULD PUT UP A :optimistic:GAY FORCEFIELD THAT PROTECTS ME FROM THE SUTPID STRAIGHTS. :optimistic:GAY! DRACO MALFGOY IS TO TOTALLY :optimistic:GAY WITH MEMATON AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE YOUR A HOMOPFGOB! HAVE A :optimistic:GAY DAY!ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT I'M :optimistic:GAY??' Their social media is pretty much entirely dedicated to bein 'gay'. SonicFox is a downplayed example.

If a straight person flexed thons heterosexuality even half that amount and intensity, others would think that straight person is in the closet. More, I see that gay boys are the only ones who flex their orientation that much: the main lesbian flexes come from radical feminists (and even then I see little of that flexing), I only saw a few cases of bi flexing, and ace and even pan flexing i something that I have ye to see myself. Nope; the main flexors are gay boys.

The worst part is that, if you tell these Kouheis to stop flexing their orientation, they wil troll you with even more flexing while claiming that you want 'queer folx' to die. They are protected by their minority status.
 
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well, how do i do it without powerleveling... just start right off the bat.
a bunch of twitter autists of the rgg/yakuza fandom who were a part of the major dogpile against me for a variety of retarded reasons (dindu nuthin), every one of them is a fine lolcow because they're self-righteous sjws, troons, and completely jack the artistic talent despite being self-proclaimed artists. i used to check up on them more often but their lives are so repetitive and boring, the occasional screeching is all that is worthy of screenshotting.
exhibit A, owl. shartist and fat activist who is making copious amounts of tweets on how she is The Only True Fan of a video game man by the name of reiji ishioda, and how i am a disgrace to the fandom (which im not even a part of) blah blah. scs blow are only a few examples. this is made tenfold funnier when you take a look at her art - i made a post on her in the respective thread here.
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exhibit B: lich.
now some mildly elaborate drama with another 'cow and her pal.
screenshots attached to illustrate the story: owl's buddy lich (troon artist; made a priv account to whine there but one of my twitter friends created a sock to act as a mole to provide lulz) sent herself a tumblr ask claiming that anon knows where she lives, basically a dox threat that she portrayed in their groupchat as MINE. as if i sent this shit.
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okay weird, whatever, attention whore. but then lich received a twitter dm with that repugnant image that is, according to her, me mocking owl's art. needless to say i played no role in it and it was lich's second attempt at bringing me down. *autism to the max* i lost some screenshots here that were showing the dm, attached ones and the pic are from lich's now deleted priv.
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the last screenshot is so delusional because it is 100% about me but i dont write gay fanfics and don't have a carrd either, and this physical description of a twink with an undercut is the polar opposite of me. presumably, this is yet another attempt at spreading lies, or severe dementia, as the incident above may indicate.
everybody i dont like is a nazi. i could write more on this subject of nazi accusations but too many people are involved in that and it basically boils down to "i dont like you -> youre a nazi. no i will not provide any evidence and since i have 3k followers, they will believe me". gotta love twitter.

summary: delusional twitterinas (like tumblrinas lol) wage war to defend the honour of fictional dudes who they think are trans.
 
Hay guise, do you miss the Hartleys? Well…

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I made the mistake of exploring Instagram outside of my comfy tags and found Shannon Willardson, and got sent down a rabbit hole. She's a very white woman with a very white husband, a normal very white older boy, and two younger daughters who apparently have congenital disorders of glycosylation.

Symptoms of CDG in infancy and childhood may include:
  • low muscle tone or floppiness (hypotonia)
  • poor growth, failure to thrive
  • developmental delays
  • liver disease (hepatopathy) with elevated liver enzymes
  • abnormal bleeding or blood clotting
  • misaligned or crossed eyes (strabismus)
  • seizures
  • stroke-like episodes
  • heart problems, including fluid accumulation around the heart or lungs (pericardial or pleural effusion) or thickening and stiffening of the heart muscle (cardiomyopathy)
As children enter adolescence and grow to adulthood, additional symptoms may include:
  • balance and coordination problems (ataxia)
  • slurred speech (dysarthria)
  • no puberty in girls
  • progressive curvature of the spine (neuromuscular scoliosis)
  • joint contractures
  • poor night vision and loss of peripheral vision (signs of retinitis pigmentosa)

They're not quite as messed up as the Hooligans, but they will not lead normal lives - they seem unable to walk at the least and in some pictures they have their hands or feet in unnatural positions. And it's a case where the woman popped out one kid with serious defects, then grabbed her husband and went back for more… and in fact they're trying for a fourth one - there are many posts about her IVF "journey" on her 'Gram.

Of course, the despicable thing isn't that she has these kids or that she overshares about them on social media. It's that she's an influencer, and a great deal of her posts are clearly posed and sponsored - including the ones with her kids.

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Why is she holding her kid's left arm so strongly? Probably best not to think about it…

And here's sponsored posts featuring the kids for Old Navy and some cosmetics brand and eBay and Dove and…

If you scroll back enough in her Instagram profile, you'll see the kids don't really feature that much in older pics, but then gradually they appear more and more, and now photos which feature just her are relatively uncommon. I can only imagine that it's a conscious decision to feature her kids.

She has an open if somewhat inactive GFM to find a new treatment for her girls. This is despite the constant stream of sponsored Instagram posts and being able to live in a house like this.

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The dyed hair, the massive sunglasses, the conspicuous Starbucks cup… Jesus, this woman is whiter than the snow. Oh and also she has a Gucci bag and drives an Aston Martin and takes trips to Rome and London and Lisbon. Jesus, the grift.

I think she and the husband are Mormon (the whitest sect of Christianity) since she mentions that she met him at Brigham Young University (a major uni in the Salt Lake City area), but I closed the tab on that post and can't find it again. I know that Morms tend to have some overlap with the Quiverfull people in terms of having lots of kids, but surely they're capable of recognizing when maybe God is sending signals that it's time to make do with what you have…?

See, this is why Jersh and you unironic WN types are all wrong about miscegenation. Gotta give the gene pool a good stir now and then to keep from ending up with a woman like this being a disastrous representation of your race while birthing even worse examples.

Well, anyway, here's a final picture of this 300-watt woman. Not thumbnailing this one, though. I had to see it at full size so you do too.

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Currently my favourite personal Lolcow is a man by the name of Derek "Decca" Heggie, an ex-bareknuckle boxing champion, now a Z-list movie "star", sex pest, mental health "Patron" and seemingly after being under lockdown for two weeks he has become an increasingly paranoid conspiracy nut. Whether this is due to not being able to access any gear, or because of cabin fever the descent into madness has been rapid and hilarious.

Due to his behaviour he has garnered a fairly sizeable following of detractors who watch his every move - which drives him nuts. With that said, they are almost as bad as he is in terms of over the top drama. So far there have been gypsy style call out videos, restraining orders, court appearances and someone ended up in jail for a short time for making threats. Most of the drama is caused by his behaviour around women - allegedly abusive and controlling, although lost of the accusations have been lost to the Facebook memory hole - the multitude of leaked dick pics and embarrassed voice messages speak for themselves though.

He has got a record, although he denies it and often responds by citing a DBS check as proof this never happened.

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I have been trying to save what I can, but this has been a recent effort and due to this being mainly on Facebook some of the old detractor pages got closed for bullying. I am considering making a thread now I have so much spare time.

That said I am not sure if he is "internet" enough, that said between the sexual harassment, nudes leaking and weird detractors there might be something here. Especially if he keeps up the conspiracy posting.

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Anyway, here is a little snippet of the voicemails that constantly get leaked.
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So my personal lolcow and his long-time troll had a fist fight...


Some additional info to this is that Danny - the small guy - was accusing decca of being a nonce, sex pest etc with fake profiles for years. No evidence was offered up, and he got lots of women to catfish decca to release videos/ audio clips of decca that are compromising.

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