Lolcow Peter Guerin / Docforbin - Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder

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His plan to fight the bullying of retards:
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This guy is a walking argument for why bullying should not only be encouraged, but you should just immediately be given a job upon graduation if you were a high school bully who bullied shitbags like Peter Guerin.
 
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I saw this guy mentioned in discussion and figured it was only a matter of time until he got his own thread here.

The fact that this guy is in his 40's and still salty over being bullied when he was a kid is just pathetic.

Also I noticed his Facebook is not private and he posted all his contact info for anyone to see. That's not a smart thing to do especially if he's trying to stand up for one of the biggest trolling targets on the internet. Clearly he's just asking for it.
 
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Hot damn. Just wanna take a moment to say that @cat fucking delivers. I salute you. :semperfidelis: Just remind me to never piss you off.

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His plan to fight the bullying of retards:
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1) Last I checked, picking on the special ed students just made you look like a fucking jackass, like you were trying to show you were a badass by beating up a little girl. Although you COULD interpret this as a powerlevel that he thinks autistics should be treated better because they're autistic.

Oh, Sarah, are you being bullied because you like this boyish thing and the other popular girls are teasing you for it and stealing your backpack? Sorry, but Autistic Amy had someone call her a name so we have to take care of her first. Sorry, pretty sure normalfags don't get bullied anyway.

2) OK, like, there is an issue of harrassment leading to the extremes of people actually killing themselves. Teenagers are stupid and impulsive and can do shit more rational people wouldn't if pushed. However, trying to deal with an extreme issue by using an even more extreme punishment is a hilariously bad idea, not to mention how vague that law is. Can't you game that system where you could cut yourself and claim that Chad, That One Jock That Stole Your Girlfriend And Called You A Fag made you do it? Well now according to this now Chad's future is in the shitter. Methinks this requires more scrutiny than kneejerk criminal profiling.

3) Are we going to scan everyone's smartphones and tell them to remove Snapchat? Are we going to issue a federal order to the guys behind the app telling them to brick the app whenever you're within a 500 m radius of an educational facility?

4) "Christ this guy is a retard" = DDoSing a federal website.

5) Love the jab at Anonymous. They'd probably dox this guy if he didn't proudly do that shit already. Maybe if he keeps trying to call them cyberbullies and telling the government on them they'll start sending him pizzas.

Free speech exists on the Internet. So does an X button.
 
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Maybe it's just me but I'm baffled he has a Livejournal account. I know you're old but it's 2015. At least Tumblr will find likeminded individuals.

Twitter stalking some goth chick doesn't help.
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both of these actions make perfect sense when you consider that his main thing, apart from fighting cyberbullies with amicus curiae briefs, is writing daria fanfiction

he's permanently locked in the early 2000s
 
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This is self-delusional autistic gold. I'm surprised he didn't toss in a deathpenalty or concentration camp and I love the whole 'cyber-terrorist' angle; nothing says whiny bitch like labeling strangers incorrectly to justify thirty years of 'persecution'.
 
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That picture of him on the stairwell is the textbook definition of "you gonna get raped."

Protip: if you don't want to get bullied, don't look like a rapist.
 
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That picture of him on the stairwell is the textbook definition of "you gonna get raped."

Protip: if you don't want to get bullied, don't look like a rapist.
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But if he doesn't look like a rapist no one will bully him and thus create his world of horrendous persecution. Then where would you get your terrible Daria fan fiction?
 
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