Lolcow Peter Guerin / Docforbin - Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder

[CatParty]

 

[AndyChandler]

White knighting again

 

[DrJonesHat]

Does...he think Garfield actually exists? He speaks of the character as if it's a real person.

 

[AndyChandler]

Has a cartoon cat got feelings?

 

[AnOminous]

It's pretty pathetic this autist is so obsessed with the blandest, least funny cartoon even in the newspaper funny pages. There just hasn't been any reason whatsoever for anyone above the mental age of 10 to pay any attention to Garfield in the last 20+ years.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Add me to the "Peter Guerin has never known a woman's touch" column and put me down for "has probably followed someone home more than once"

 

[Mrs Paul]

He look like somebody who has never got laid in his entire life

I think he's trying to look like John from Garfield. I don't know if it's intentional or not, but there's definitely a resemblance.

Add me to the "Peter Guerin has never known a woman's touch" column

Not true. I'm sure he's been the recipient of a slap once or twice, maybe a knee in the groin.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I wasn't even insulting garfield. I'm legitimately interested if he likes cool cat more since cool cat is anti bullying and garfield bullies odie and nermal

 

[AnOminous]

I wasn't even insulting garfield. I'm legitimately interested if he likes cool cat more since cool cat is anti bullying and garfield bullies odie and nermal

And Jon, too. He's a huge bully.

Plus he secretly murdered Lyman years ago.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Not true. I'm sure he's been the recipient of a slap once or twice, maybe a knee in the groin.

Well played. I wonder if he knows what being pepper sprayed feels like.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

And Jon, too. He's a huge bully.

Plus he secretly murdered Lyman years ago.

DON'T LOOK IN JON'S BASEMENT

 

[AndyChandler]

Asks his fuckbuddy to tweet Garfield is funny, nobody gives a shit

 

[AnimuGinger]

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Probably the reason why he likes garfield so much is that the comic has been around for the past 30 years and literally nothing has changed. The plots, the same recycled jokes (Jon's wizard status, hatred of mondays/odie/nermal, etc), and setting has always been the same. Autists hate change, so it gives him some stability and reassurance in his life.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

Does...he think Garfield actually exists? He speaks of the character as if it's a real person.

Garfield Minus Garfield IRL?

 

[Mrs Paul]

The only comic that's worse is Cathy, and I don't even see that printed in most papers nowadays.


Does Chris even get that hyped up over Sonic? Like, if someone says, "Sonic SUCKS" does he freak out?

 

[Ruin]

How old is this freak?

 

[Super Collie]

The only comic that's worse is Cathy, and I don't even see that printed in most papers nowadays.


Does Chris even get that hyped up over Sonic? Like, if someone says, "Sonic SUCKS" does he freak out?

Pretty sure people used to bully Chris by saying "Sonic is dead" and throw pennies and shit at him. "_____ is dead/not real" seems to be a pretty easy trigger for kids and people on the spectrum.

 

[AndyChandler]

How old is this freak?

47 according to his Twitter account

 

[AnOminous]

47 according to his Twitter account

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He should definitely commit suicide. There is no way his life is ever getting better.