Lolcow Peter Guerin / Docforbin - Columbine Shooting and Daria Fanboy, Thinks Trolling is Worse than Actual Murder

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Peter shares Tara Strong's post regarding the election:

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So, I was browsing the forums, and found a former friend on here as a topic, and it seemed a good a time as any to throw in my two cents.

Peter used to spam my Daria chatroom (I know, the show is as relevant now as an N-Gage bought at a flea market) on Sorcerynet and visitors so much that we had no choice but to vote to permaban the fuck. I know we've all got our problems, but when you start hiding behind your condition, using it as a kind of shield from people telling you to chill the fuck out, you're no longer a guy with a behavior problem, you're just a jackass. And that's what happened to Peter.

I kinda blame myself in a way. Before, he was always nervous about people criticizing his work, and privately bitching about his stepfather's print shop (Whom he referred to as "The General", and some newsletter being printed from there that was written by what I THINK was his Mom. He always referred to her as "Queen Carol"). And at one point somewhere around 2000-2001, I took him aside and taught him to not care what people think of him, and just be himself. Unfortunately, I succeeded, and now we see the result; Peter turned out to be a fuckwit. And any time I caught him being a fuckwit and called him on it, he would just disconnect, and come back the following night, assuming we would be dumb enough to forget it all happened.

Dude ain't very bright.

One girl named Jess called him on his BS a lot, and as a result, Peter started PM-harassing her on IRC. She was always fun to have around.

So, around 2012, I started a new #Daria chatroom on another network, and gave my old up to one of the regulars (I'm assuming it's a ghost town now). Peter took this as an opportunity to circumvent his ban and come to a new chatroom (Which is creepy, because I NEVER TOLD HIM WHERE THE NEW ONE WAS). At the time, I was also running a new Channel Awesome chatroom, and at one point, I closed both of them down; Neither seemed to be worth the trouble anymore. And to answer LordKat's question: When I closed down the #Daria chatroom, like a lonely puppy, he followed me home.

I didn't think he'd be that much of a sperg. But back then, I didn't think a lot of things about the people I used to hang out with.
 
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Surprisingly he hasn't bitched about us to Daria fandom. At least not to my knowledge anyways. I mean, he loves being a professional victim. Never mind that nobody likes him and would never side with him, the fact he's still active and refuses to take the hint suggests he would try to rally people against us. Yet not one peep about the Farms. I don't get it.
 
Peter posted this on the forum believing that people actually ever cared about his reviews in the first place and miss them:
I just wanted to post this now because I know that Samurai Jack is returning to Cartoon Network's Adult Swim late night block (specifically on its Saturday night Toonami block) on March 11 and I know that [someone] is going to bring this up eventually.

I am aware that Samurai Jack was one of the shows I was doing spoilers for but even though it would air on a more-or-less time friendly Saturday night, I'm not going to pull a Michael Jordan and come out of retirement to post spoilers for it because it would be on at 11:00 PM ET for me and most nights I'm lucky if I'm up past 10:00 PM given I have to help my mother run the print shop in the wake of my stepfather's death going on two years ago and now I have to take care of my older stepbrother since he got kicked out of his apartment due to his being divorced from his wife and because of his stroke. During the week I get up at 5:00 AM to make breakfast for everyone, check up on some things online and read my paper before we leave for the print shop and most evenings I'm lucky to have enough time to check up on Facebook and Twitter rather quickly. Weekends I get up at 6:00 AM and we have shopping trips to do and odd jobs around the house.

In short, I don't really have the stamina to do this anymore, as I said in my original retirement announcement.

If anyone else is up to posting spoilers for this, they're more than welcome to do so.

I just thought I'd get this out of the way now so no one would be disappointed.
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Considering the amount of bullshit that he retweets during the day on the occasions I browse through his Twitter for any funny sperging I think he's definitely lying about only having time for social media at night. I think he's butthurt his mom is making him do more work than he ever has done in his life (although it is still way less than other adults his age), which has left him less time for him to fuck around online and watch cartoons. So instead of, say, alternating days where he watches TV with days where he writes his dumb reviews Peter prefers to pitch a fit and just watch TV. While furiously masturbating to the chick he stalks on Twitter.
 
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If we can get someone elected President, then we should be able to get me hired as CEO of a major corporation right? C'mon, I wanna be a robber-baron! Let's get the ball rolling on this. I promise to remember the little people when I'm richer than God.

Somehow, I am not holding my breath for the Forbes interview.

I love how people say they're for free speech until it offends someone. Popular speech doesn't need protection. The First Amendment is there precisely to protect people who say things the majority doesn't want them to. Bullying and hate speech are in fact free speech. Peter is forgetting the best arguments against hate groups are their own words, uncensored. That means I have the right to call Peter a tard, and he has the right to call me a bigot. He can't stop me, but equally important, I can't stop him from responding to me. What happened to free exchange of ideas? We used to be good at this shit.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
If we can get someone elected President, then we should be able to get me hired as CEO of a major corporation right? C'mon, I wanna be a robber-baron! Let's get the ball rolling on this. I promise to remember the little people when I'm richer than God.

Somehow, I am not holding my breath for the Forbes interview.

I love how people say they're for free speech until it offends someone. Popular speech doesn't need protection. The First Amendment is there precisely to protect people who say things the majority doesn't want them to. Bullying and hate speech are in fact free speech. Peter is forgetting the best arguments against hate groups are their own words, uncensored. That means I have the right to call Peter a tard, and he has the right to call me a bigot. He can't stop me, but equally important, I can't stop him from responding to me. What happened to free exchange of ideas? We used to be good at this shit.
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"We do what we want, like Luann in the comics".
 
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