Petition to close the CWC subforum

[Le Bateleur]

Chris is over. His subforum takes up space. We have the CWCki as an archive of all the history.

He deserves a thread in Lolcow general, unquestionably, but his current level of activity doesn't warrant it's own forum - particularly with the current level of quality discussion.

The topics of "is the Tomgirl thing a way to creep on women boyfriend-free girls?", "what will happen when Barb dies?", "get a jerb!!!", and "who among us can demonstrate the most authoritative knowledge of this disabled simpleton?" have become like Lorenz attractors; regardless of a thread's starting point in the Christorical state space, it will inevitably be drawn toward one of these end points.

We have Phil now, and possibly Jace again, and Shaner and all the curious almost-people from Sluthate and Tumblr. Why are we giving such prominence to yesterday's manchild?

tl;dr Chris is dead! *Throws pennies.*

 

[YI 457]

Spoiler: No. 'Tism never ends.

 

[Gaol]

No.

 

[ShavedSheep]

CWC is dead, long live CWC!

 

[Lipitor]

Yea, lets close the Chris forum, right before his final court date. That's a great idea.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Yea, lets close the Chris forum, right before his final court date. That's a great idea.

>final

You could talk about all his future continuances in a Chris thread. Like with Nick Bate.

 

[Queen Of Boredom]

I don't think we should close this thread now. Chris can be unpredictable at times, so we don't know if he'll do something drastic. Besides, didn't Kiwi Farms start out as the CWCki Forums? I think we should keep it is to see how this sight has grown from just that.

 

[Meowthkip]

Last time we thought he dried up, he came back and surprised us by burning his house down, piercing his taint and macing a Gamestop employee.

This forum will always be here. Waiting.

Don't complain about shitposts with more shitposting.

 

[Null]

Additionally, the forum generates a massive amount of volume and new users every time Chris assaults someone. Many people still come here for Chris and only Chris. The forum has more than enough life to justify it.