🐱 PewDiePie Implies Chris Hemsworth, Kumail Nanjiani Use Steroids

https://gamerant.com/pewdiepie-chris-hemsworth-kumail-nanjiani-steroids-mcu/

While several MCU actors are quite 'swole,' YouTube gaming streamer PewDiePie claims they are lying to people about how they got their bodies.

Stars like Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and more recently Kumail Nanjiani have been getting rave reviews for their muscular frames. However, YouTube game streamer PewDiePie recently made some comments that could draw controversy if only because he's claiming they didn't get their cut physiques the natural way.

Chris Hemsworth especially gets quite a bit of attention because of his rather "swole" build. He has posted quite a few videos over the years showing how he got the body so many of his fans see in his movies. However, more recently Nanjiani has drawn quite a bit of attention simply because the comedic actor didn't used to be known as having the kind of body builder-type look he boasts now. Now his fans can count PewDiePie among those who think the comedian some shortcuts to get as muscular as he is now.

In one of his most recent YouTube videos, the streamer was very direct in his allegations that Hemsworth and others are using steroids. Further, he blasted the MCU star for peddling workout regimens that can be very expensive for his fans to follow, while Hemsworth doesn't actually stick to those workouts himself.

PewDiePie called it "lame" that Hemsworth and others claim they attained their build one way when he believes they got them another way. He added that "we" know the reason that they were able to get their bodies to the "next level" while also saying that it wasn't just "putting in the work."

He then went on to take aim specifically at Kumail Nanjiani and noted that the Eternals actor seemed to get really big, really fast. He added that anyone who adds the kind of muscle mass Nanjiani did in just a year was a "dead giveaway." He said that everyone knows that it takes time and is a slow process to get that kind of muscle definition. At the same time, PewDiePie admitted he wasn't entirely sure who he was supposed to be mad at, considering that the actors were just giving people "what they wanted."

It's possible one reason that the YouTube streamer is so annoyed at the actors he believes are taking shortcuts is that it appears he works quite hard on his own body. He's claimed that cutting out alcohol and protein as well as working out on the regular is why he's been able to transform his body.

 

[The handsome tard]

The boy Derek from MorePlatesMoreDates been laying down these truth bombs for years.

I remember back in 2005 or 2006, my english teacher was all like "I'm doing the 300 workout and I'm going to look just like them!" and I told him it was impossible unless he used steroids and he got all butthurt at me for "not believing in him". It was probably the big moment I realized that our educators were just as retarded as everyone else.

Every kid has that moment where they have the terrifying realisation

"Wow, teachers and grown ups truly are more stupid than I ever thought possible"

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

Question: Do you people like this look? Isn't a bit extreme?
Why is being so big and dry the new thing?

I am really puzzled that overworked torso are the new thing... even if the goal is aesthetic and photogeny, natural athletes are so much better looking... any professional dancer's body looks better.

Super heroes are often being called "modern mythology" and said to be inspired be greek gods, but roman statues, even if the sculptors loooved themselves some athletic men, didn't looked like they juiced.

A lot of people are gonna answer that our monkey brains love bulky dudes because of manly protection healthy Alpha caveman shit, but gym gains are not real-life gains. You put muscle men to work in anything else physically demanding, they are not necessary thriving because their skill is short reps and not much else. I also recall watching Survivor and a dude with a very impressive physique became whiny and completely useless in challenges very fast because he couldn't handle the lack of food.

 

[autoerotic bus accident]

Question: Do you people like this look? Isn't a bit extreme?
Why is being so big and dry the new thing?

I can only speak for myself, but I personally don't find it attractive at all. I am sure there are people out there who are like "hoo yeah, a flesh golem with no visible neck is what really turns my crank," but I can't relate to them at all.

I have an inkling that 'roid bodies (outside of sports where they're useful) are more about catering to men's expectations of what people find attractive in order to sell guys products, rather than catering to what people actually find attractive (which probably leans more toward naturally healthy, athletic, slim but muscular bodies and not the aforementioned flesh golem). Making people hate their bodies is soooo very profitable. But that's just a hunch.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I can only speak for myself, but I personally don't find it attractive at all. I am sure there are people out there who are like "hoo yeah, a flesh golem with no visible neck is what really turns my crank," but I can't relate to them at all.

I have an inkling that 'roid bodies (outside of sports where they're useful) are more about catering to men's expectations of what people find attractive in order to sell guys products, rather than catering to what people actually find attractive (which probably leans more toward naturally healthy, athletic, slim but muscular bodies and not the aforementioned flesh golem). Making people hate their bodies is soooo very profitable. But that's just a hunch.

I honestly don't know anyone that actually finds the modern mass monster roid body attractive, male or female. I'm much more into classic physique (Arnold look) myself and I hope that things continue to skew back towards that.

Like I can appreciate the effort and the fact you're basically killing yourself to get to those mass monster levels, but you look at Ronnie Coleman and how it pretty much crippled him (he's only recently started getting better due to experimental stem cell treatments I believe) and it's like...is this shit really where body building should have went?

Edit: For fun

 

[God of Nothing]

Every kid has that moment where they have the terrifying realisation

"Wow, teachers and grown ups truly are more stupid than I ever thought possible"

...You all didn't know that by default?

Question: Do you people like this look? Isn't a bit extreme?
Why is being so big and dry the new thing?

I am really puzzled that overworked torso are the new thing... even if the goal is aesthetic and photogeny, natural athletes are so much better looking... any professional dancer's body looks better.

Super heroes are often being called "modern mythology" and said to be inspired be greek gods, but roman statues, even if the sculptors loooved themselves some athletic men, didn't looked like they juiced.

A lot of people are gonna answer that our monkey brains love bulky dudes because of manly protection healthy Alpha caveman shit, but gym gains are not real-life gains. You put muscle men to work in anything else physically demanding, they are not necessary thriving because their skill is short reps and not much else. I also recall watching Survivor and a dude with a very impressive physique became whiny and completely useless in challenges very fast because he couldn't handle the lack of food.

i suppose if you like barafag porn

You can be the biggest muscle chad in the world and a sharpened stick is still likely to kill you. All of that muscle requires a lot more calories than a normal person would have to eat anyway. Not as efficient as people think it is. Good for your health overall but not in short term survival situations where you'll need to ration and starve yourself.

my monkey brain loves tools, how they function, and how you can use them for practical and violent purposes

 

[SBG]

Question: Do you people like this look? Isn't a bit extreme?
Why is being so big and dry the new thing?

I am really puzzled that overworked torso are the new thing... even if the goal is aesthetic and photogeny, natural athletes are so much better looking... any professional dancer's body looks better.

Super heroes are often being called "modern mythology" and said to be inspired be greek gods, but roman statues, even if the sculptors loooved themselves some athletic men, didn't looked like they juiced.

A lot of people are gonna answer that our monkey brains love bulky dudes because of manly protection healthy Alpha caveman shit, but gym gains are not real-life gains. You put muscle men to work in anything else physically demanding, they are not necessary thriving because their skill is short reps and not much else. I also recall watching Survivor and a dude with a very impressive physique became whiny and completely useless in challenges very fast because he couldn't handle the lack of food.

I think it's a bit like how models can seem attractive at a distance with their anorexic look, but then a bit weird and gross up close. The roided look seems nice on the movie screen where it stands out to make the person look all nice and muscular since you're not getting like a long gaze closeup at what the person actually looks like. It's just a number of flashes like the Thor actor being shirtless for 10 seconds.

 

[Grapefruit Soda]

I honestly don't know anyone that actually finds the modern mass monster roid body attractive, male or female. I'm much more into classic physique (Arnold look) myself and I hope that things continue to skew back towards that.

Like I can appreciate the effort and the fact you're basically killing yourself to get to those mass monster levels, but you look at Ronnie Coleman and how it pretty much crippled him (he's only recently started getting better due to experimental stem cell treatments I believe) and it's like...is this shit really where body building should have went?

Ronnie Coleman lifted absurd weight, got back surgery, and continued to lift absurd weights after it, he's the worst example to use for roid wellness, considering almost all his health ailments are due to not listening to what doctors told him.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Ronnie Coleman lifted absurd weight, got back surgery, and continued to lift absurd weights after it, he's the worst example to use for roid wellness, considering almost all his health ailments are due to not listening to what doctors told him.

https://fitnessvolt.com/bodybuilders-passed-away/

Here's a better list then, ignore the cancer patients and car accident victims I guess.

 

[CapricornusRex]

Old wrestlefag here. Rock has already admitted to doing it once when he was young (17 to be exact), but didn't like the way it made him feel so he never did it again. So he is clearly telling the truth. Ignore how he skated wellness testing, and became a part timer in WWF so he was excluded from the policy as well. Ignore that man in his 40s looks like a ripped beast, but only during different cycles...I mean time periods.

Fuck me, its an open secret that everyone to some degree was on the juice. Even vince, the owner who was once charged under federal law for supplying roids, he is clean as you like.

To put the wellness policy of the WWF and UFC in to perspective, this happened. Brock Lesner was tested and found clean (keep a straight face faggot, this is serious!), then when he went over for his UFC run, their tests said he was within natural levels and not on the juice. Oops, he was caught on the border with a van full of roids and roid related drugs, and if you look at him, he is CLEARLY on the fucking juice. But both those organisations tested him as clean.

Pretty much all sports people are doped up with something, as are fitness models. I have no issue with people putting shit in their own bodies, its your own choice. Its the lies that are annoying, and the false hope they give people when they pretend they are natty and not chugging sunny D.

My favorite Brock story is when Joe Rogan tried to defend how big he is. Rogan's all, "Look at his head, look at his gorilla brow, you don't get that with roids." Nigga yeah you do! Look at everyone who has those fucking pituitary problems. They have mammoth jaws and brows because when your body has excess growth hormones it has to go somewhere and it's usually straight to the face. Brock's probably been using HGH since either high school or college judging by the shape of his head.

 

[CapricornusRex]

https://fitnessvolt.com/bodybuilders-passed-away/

Here's a better list then, ignore the cancer patients and car accident victims I guess.

You would think this list would just be people who died young but they keep putting people like Franco Columbo on there. Franco died of a heart attack in his 70s while swimming in the ocean. Most of the people who died of heart attacks died because of roids.

Lee Haney is probably going to be the last truly great Mr. Olympia as he had a phenomenal physique while still looking human. Dorian Yates destroyed the bodybuilding scene with his HGH laden mass monster look and everyone after him has done nothing but make it worse and worse to where the current Mr. Olympia is 5'9 and 300 pounds.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

My favorite Brock story is when Joe Rogan tried to defend how big he is. Rogan's all, "Look at his head, look at his gorilla brow, you don't get that with roids." Nigga yeah you do! Look at everyone who has those fucking pituitary problems. They have mammoth jaws and brows because when your body has excess growth hormones it has to go somewhere and it's usually straight to the face. Brock's probably been using HGH since either high school or college judging by the shape of his head.

I don't follow colligate wrestling, but I've heard the claim he was 30-40 lbs heavier than his opponents.

You would think this list would just be people who died young but they keep putting people like Franco Columbo on there. Franco died of a heart attack in his 70s while swimming in the ocean. Most of the people who died of heart attacks died because of roids.

It's just a general list of people who died, so there's homicides and car accidents and stuff. But you look at it and see how many drop from heart attacks young or in their 50's and it's clear something is up.

Franco dying in his 70's probably has everything to do with how different the sport was back in the day and how it wasn't about being a straight up mass monster (plus wasn't he big into general fitness?). I don't remember the details if he died instantly or what, but I always assumed if he hadn't had the heart attack while swimming he probably could have made it. But maybe I'm just being optimistic.

 

[GoysGoneWild]

Its not just roids permeating society. I've been becoming increasingly disillusioned even with natural bodybuilding. I'm not knocking weight training but doing it for image and not functional strength or athletic performance is looking increasingly dumb in my eyes. Dudes doing it for image are doing it for the ladies, and what they think the ladies want is usually impressed by whatever media they consume (lol porn + capeshit) since women rarely tell them up front. Or they are doing it to satisfy some form of body dysmorphia, which is fucked on its own.

If you want your body to look good and get the ladies, EAT WELL, do MMA or swim or something, and probably include light to moderate weight training including heavy compounds like bench+deadlifts squats, heavy upper body stuff like chin/pullups/dips, and learn to DRESS WELL. The standards imposed by even natty bodybuilding are increasingly unnatural and unsustainable without a lifelong supply of a stupid amount of calories+protein, and not even that attractive to women's lizard brains in the end! Just a waste of time to be chasing it when you could be having a lot more fun boxing or something.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Its not just roids permeating society. I've been becoming increasingly disillusioned even with natural bodybuilding. I'm not knocking weight training but doing it for image and not functional strength or athletic performance is looking increasingly dumb in my eyes. Dudes doing it for image are doing it for the ladies, and what they think the ladies want is usually impressed by whatever media they consume (lol porn + capeshit) since women rarely tell them up front. Or they are doing it to satisfy some form of body dysmorphia, which is fucked on its own.

If you want your body to look good and get the ladies, EAT WELL, do MMA or swim or something, and probably include light to moderate weight training including heavy compounds like bench+deadlifts squats, heavy upper body stuff like chin/pullups/dips, and learn to DRESS WELL. The standards imposed by even natty bodybuilding are increasingly unnatural and unsustainable without a lifelong supply of a stupid amount of calories+protein, and not even that attractive to women's lizard brains in the end! Just a waste of time to be chasing it when you could be having a lot more fun boxing or something.

Yeah, it's actually really unhealthy to get into single digit bodyfat for an extended period and from what women have told me, it actually intimidates them more than attracts them. At least for anything more than gawking at a stripper type of shit.

We're at the point where people are so fat that just being "in shape" is really enough.

 

[CapricornusRex]

I don't follow colligate wrestling, but I've heard the claim he was 30-40 lbs heavier than his opponents.


It's just a general list of people who died, so there's homicides and car accidents and stuff. But you look at it and see how many drop from heart attacks young or in their 50's and it's clear something is up.

Franco dying in his 70's probably has everything to do with how different the sport was back in the day and how it wasn't about being a straight up mass monster. I don't remember the details if he died instantly or what, but I always assumed if he hadn't had the heart attack while swimming he probably could have made it. But maybe I'm just being optimistic.

I bring up Dorian Yates again because he pretty much started the trend. In 1990 Dorian Yates could pull off a vacuum. In 1993 he looks twice as wide as he was in 1990 and his abs look like they bulge out further than his pecs on some of his poses. Suddenly HGH use explodes, then insulin use gets in to the mix and you have guys whose hearts explode in their 20s and 30s. If that doesn't kill them the weight cutting before the shows kills their liver and kidneys and forces them in to retirement.

We're at the point where people are so fat that just being "in shape" is really enough.

But that's kinda how it has always been. A man never needed to have bulging muscles to attract women. Just be able to wear a t-shirt without your stomach or tits popping out is good enough, and always was good enough. Even film stars weren't jacked to the gills on steroids until Arnold kinda made it part of the world of action films. The closest before that would have been Stallone in Rocky, but he just looked like how a boxer does look for a heavyweight contender or champion.

Many Hollywood "studs" pre-Arnold looked like they might have done some curls, or hit the rowing machine before going out on set with their shirt off. Kirk Douglas, Charlton Heston, John Wayne, and Clint Eastwood were the studs of films in the 60s and 70s.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Question: Do you people like this look? Isn't a bit extreme?

Women do, at least degenerate urbanite women. As everything today is marketed towards women then it makes sense to turn every male into their fantasy.
You could also argue that this is how unhealthy people imagine being in shape (which is why that topic is extra annoying to me, I've got to good shape and you get wider rather than the Hollywood physique).

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

I don't follow colligate wrestling, but I've heard the claim he was 30-40 lbs heavier than his opponents

Collegiate heavyweight is 183-285lbs but with the 184 and 197 classes it's really 198-285. Lesnar was 281 when he won a championship. Him outweighing even most of his competition doesn't sound unreasonable. That said, 4 wrestlers under 235 have won a heavyweight championship since he did.

Mostly unrelated; when I was in high school there was a push to make 235 an official class.

 

[Sarcastic sockpuppet]

Women do, at least degenerate urbanite women. As everything today is marketed towards women then it makes sense to turn every male into their fantasy.
You could also argue that this is how unhealthy people imagine being in shape (which is why that topic is extra annoying to me, I've got to good shape and you get wider rather than the Hollywood physique).

It's gonna be hard to pin this on women only since they are the driving force behind skinny, effete pretty-boy industries such as boys band (One Direction, BTS... ) and yaoï.

Those hyper-muscular bodies started in comics, and those were drawn by and for men, mostly.

Chris Hemsworth tends to make the cover of Men Health more than Cosmopolitan nowadays...

Not saying zero women like this, because plenty do, but that's not the whole explication.
Plus women like fit guys (who doesn't) but they are also fine lusting after "possibly naturally fit in a nice outfit" rather than "secret sauce spandex" fit.
Patrick Swayze didn't had giant pecs and didn't need them to be a heartthrob, the Hugh Grant/50 shades guy other romantic comedies lead are not mega huge. Pattinson was skinny fat in Twilight...

It's mostly to appeal to a masculine fanbase than you must juice...