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Against my better judgement I am going to volunteer this information because there's no way in hell I'm telling anybody else.

Back in December I ordered the Tenma dakimakura in anticipation of her annual muscle review because I thought it would be funny to put it over a punching bag and send in a video beating the shit out of it. Then they announced that it was going to be cucked this year and I lost interest and forgot about it entirely.

Flash forward to a couple weeks ago. I've been getting notices that I have an international package coming that I have to sign for. I order a fair amount of shit from china so I didn't think much about it, but I've never had to sign before. I clear out a block of time and wait around to finally catch the mail lady. She comes walking up and hands me a black box, gives me the tightest lipped fake smile I've ever seen in my life, turns around and speed walks away. Didn't even ask for a signature. I look down and there's a big Phase Connect logo front and center.

Thanks a lot Kevin. Now the mail lady thinks I'm a fucking retard.

(She's right.)
 
dick brain said:
Flash forward to a couple weeks ago. I've been getting notices that I have an international package coming that I have to sign for. I order a fair amount of shit from china so I didn't think much about it, but I've never had to sign before. I clear out a block of time and wait around to finally catch the mail lady. She comes walking up and hands me a black box, gives me the tightest lipped fake smile I've ever seen in my life, turns around and speed walks away. Didn't even ask for a signature. I look down and there's a big Phase Connect logo front and center.
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I haven't had to sign for my phase merch, but I still get the notice it needs a signature. I've pre-reg'd my signature with the postal service though. IDK.

The description of "pillow cover" and the value probably tipped things off.
 
dick brain said:
Against my better judgement I am going to volunteer this information because there's no way in hell I'm telling anybody else.

Back in December I ordered the Tenma dakimakura in anticipation of her annual muscle review because I thought it would be funny to put it over a punching bag and send in a video beating the shit out of it. Then they announced that it was going to be cucked this year and I lost interest and forgot about it entirely.

Flash forward to a couple weeks ago. I've been getting notices that I have an international package coming that I have to sign for. I order a fair amount of shit from china so I didn't think much about it, but I've never had to sign before. I clear out a block of time and wait around to finally catch the mail lady. She comes walking up and hands me a black box, gives me the tightest lipped fake smile I've ever seen in my life, turns around and speed walks away. Didn't even ask for a signature. I look down and there's a big Phase Connect logo front and center.

Thanks a lot Kevin. Now the mail lady thinks I'm a fucking retard.

(She's right.)
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Was she uncomfortable with the logo or did she knew about the contents of the package or did she asume it was some kind of sex doll by the Big box that hold the dakimakura?
 
Shadowmän said:
Was she uncomfortable with the logo or did she knew about the contents of the package or did she asume it was some kind of sex doll by the Big box that hold the dakimakura?
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The customs declaration (which is visible on the package exterior) for anyone outside of Canada, would say it has some sort of pillowcase and a mapleDollariedoo value attached to it.
 
YIFF IN HELL FURFAG
EDIT: She draws like Ken Penders, who has a thread here.
 
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