Phil and Fighting Games

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To necro the thread, I just noticed that Phil has ragequit or rage-uninstalled pretty much every fighting game in the past 2 years; which is impressive considering it’s been a good few years for the genre.
Also, any spergy opinions about him shitting up DBFZ? I feel the need to make jokes about 16 being a brainless gorilla, but I have Goku Black and Adult Gohan on my team.
 
To necro the thread, I just noticed that Phil has ragequit or rage-uninstalled pretty much every fighting game in the past 2 years; which is impressive considering it’s been a good few years for the genre.
Also, any spergy opinions about him shitting up DBFZ? I feel the need to make jokes about 16 being a brainless gorilla, but I have Goku Black and Adult Gohan on my team.

I'll just re-post my thoughts on him playing DBZ:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-2497#post-3073652

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2nd edit: I'm a minute into this video and have to pause and offer some fighting game commentary. Phil is using Android 16 who is tentatively considered to be a top tier character. And it's funny that he hasn't evolved in the slightest. He still plays like it's Day 1. BTW, he played the beta's as well.

16 is considered one of the most dominant characters in the game because his buttons are really good, he has pretty much every tool you can think of except a full screen beam super, but his most notable aspect is that he can get hard knockdowns where the opponent cannot tech out. What that means is that when 16 scores a hard knockdown the opponent is put in a 50/50 "get fucked" situation.

Phil could easily have gotten a hard knockdown if he did a tiny bit of research or spent any time in the lab. When he got the guy in the corner he could have called an assist and continued the combo. Or he could have used Vanish for 1 bar and also get a hard knockdown. He also uses Gotenks who is a very good assist for 16 because his assist can hit them anywhere on screen and basically keep them in the corner.

3rd edit: why the fuck did he accept a match that was zero bars anyway? Is he that exceptional? I'm being rhetorical. I don't think I've ever seen him use an assist either.

4th edit and I'm done with my autism: he sticks Trunks as a mid character on his team for some reason. Trunks is considered by everyone to be a point character (the first character on your team) because his mixup and footsie game is great. However, he lacks a lot of tools that help in the later game such as not having an air special or super plus his only beam super doesn't do a lot of damage.

16 is a great character no matter where you put him on your team but placing Trunks as a mid character on a team is pretty exceptional.

5th and final autistic edit: at 15:12 Phil say's "It's so stupid because it should be safe to do the throw but he can mash to go through it!" Yeah, that's how throws work in DBZ. You cannot just do a throw/command grab unless it's 16's level 3 grab (that has invincibility but they can jump out of it after they see the super flash). You'd think a former PRO-tournament player would understand that throws lose to normals...

I LIED! 6th edit: at 21:45 lands a ki blast on the opponent but doesn't use Vanish to extend the combo. At 21:57 Phil whines "I d-d-did anti-air and it gave me projectile! OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE! MAAAAASSSSHHHHH!" Nigga, you can't anti-air with Ki blast! The Ki blast is an entirely separate button. The only way you can kind of anti-air is if you do 236 Ki (which is a solid beam for most characters) but that's all dependent on spacing and where the opponent is. So the guy using Goku still wouldn't have gotten AA'd by 236 Ki because he was too high.

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TLDR: he still plays like day 1 and never evolved his game just like every other fighter he's touched.

Also, any spergy opinions about him shitting up DBFZ? I feel the need to make jokes about 16 being a brainless gorilla, but I have Goku Black and Adult Gohan on my team.

Don't forget 18 (who is very flowchart) and Kid Buu. Kid Buu and 21 get a lot off of random hits thanks to their 2M.
 
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Why is he afraid of Guilty Gear? I also noticed there’s nothing on youtube where he’s playing it.

He never liked the anime fighters even though Marvel does play like an anime fighter. The only exception has been Skullgirls and maybe KOF 13 and 14 (if you count them as anime fighters and some would).

I don't think he's afraid of GG or BlazBlue but he doesn't like the aesthetics of those games.

Edit: I bet you $5 that he'll play BlazBlue Cross Tag battle since it's going to be at Evo.
 
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As a longtime player and fan of fighting games, I’d say that Phil in his prime was pretty decent and basic at some of them, but the fact that he’s such a sore loser whenever he doesn’t win and fails to see where he went wrong in some of the matches is what holds him back. That and his shittalking shenanigans.
 
He never liked the anime fighters even though Marvel does play like an anime fighter. The only exception has been Skullgirls and maybe KOF 13 and 14 (if you count them as anime fighters and some would).

I don't think he's afraid of GG or BlazBlue but he doesn't like the aesthetics of those games.

Edit: I bet you $5 that he'll play BlazBlue Cross Tag battle since it's going to be at Evo.
You say that, but the Arcsys games, untill DBZ, have been niche as hell. We all know he only played SF on Switch because of autism, and DBFZ because it’s a massive hit as far as fighting games go. What are the chances that he would barely even know what he’s looking at? I only really bring it up because GG and BB are generally seen as being tied with Tekken as the hardest FGs to get your head around. I for one want to see what character he would choose and then fail with. Would he fuck up Ky’s seals, blow himself up with Elphelt’s grenades, go for Dragon Install with Sol and get pissed when it gets him killed every time, chooses Johnny for being the best character in the meta and whiffing every single coin? There are so many options for hilarity. My imagination runs wild.
 
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