”Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others.”
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Phil cannot into shaving.
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And dear god, look at all those tags.
Pretty Vape Machine
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...He kinda looks like that Breivik guy in that photo.
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Well, the "Micro Hitler-stache" is definitely a... look. Of some sort.
Eric Borsheim
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Phil really wants to show off his sexual predator beard
Hardworking Libertarian Trans Woman
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lesbearded wymyn deserve the same respect as anyone else
Have you ever tried to shave a potato?
That shit is a pain.
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Well, the "Micro Hitler-stache" is definitely a... look. Of some sort.
"Radioactive potato" is a more fitting term for his... erm... look.
I really have to struggle to make a face like that. How the hell is it his resting face?
Purge.
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I really have to struggle to make a face like that. How the hell is it his resting face?
Evolutionary dead end genetics and constant self care sessions with added cheese.
BURT AND/OR ERNIE
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Brought my Bee-rimbau!
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I really have to struggle to make a face like that. How the hell is it his resting face?
Autism and beaver teeth.
バイブスで優勝っ!
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I wanna see him grow a Kylie beard.
EI 903
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How many of the people tagged bothered to even click Like?
huh?
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I love when he has that little Hitler-stache, cuz he doesn't shave thoroughly enough under his nose.
I'm trying to climax.
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Tattooed. Okay, yeah. True enough.
Man-hating. No doubts there. No man hates men more than Phil.
Latina Lesbiana.
HOW DO I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MAKAROV
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That face is kinda a boner holocaust.
I may be but small, but I will die a colossus.
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How many of the people tagged bothered to even click Like?
A better question: how many of the people tagged tried to get themselves untagged?
I'm back, bitches!!!
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A better question: how many of the people tagged tried to get themselves untagged?
Even though they've blocked me on Facebook, I still have dozens of photos on my profile that they have tagged me in. And most of them are super embarrassing that I don't want anybody seeing. The only way to remove them is one by one through the "I don't like this" feature.
What the flying fuck is a Metal Gear?!
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He can do it well enough to shave his fucking eyebrows.
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What happened to latinx lesbianx?