Phil changes his name... again

[wagglyplacebo]

He of course then tags a bunch of people.

 

[Fallensaint]

He of course then tags a bunch of people.

Wait, so every-time he changes name it's a deadname? Is he trying to set a record by deadnaming the Spanish dictionary or something?

 

[The Dude]

Whatever you say Derpy Huves, you'll always be Phil to us.

 

[creamyfanta]

No more Rotem?

Kinda liked that Pokemon...

 

[Tookie]

He's dropping it because he's an anti-semitic in addition to hating blacks.

Yeah, I'd be giving my last name some thought too if it was "Mooneyham."

 

[wagglyplacebo]

He's dropping it because he's an anti-semitic in addition to hating blacks.

I'd put money on that the reason he's changing it is because a couple kiwi's have pointed out that his last name is Jewish and not Spanish.

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Hooves came up in another forum I frequent, and an Israeli poster said that Ahuvia (or whatever the standard spelling is) is a pretty rare name and most of the women who have it are ultra-Orthodox.

 

[Baguette]

I don't know how naming laws work or anything, but would the state get on his ass for changing his name again? Is there a limit to how many times you can change it? inb4 Google ... Just curious if anyone knows off hand.

 

[Anus]

Isn't ADF a raging Antisemite now? You'd think he'd change "Ahuviya," considering that's a Hebrew name.

 

[Lady Houligan]

I don't know how naming laws work or anything, but would the state get on his ass for changing his name again? Is there a limit to how many times you can change it? inb4 Google ... Just curious if anyone knows off hand.

Not sure. There's also the matter of if it'll affect his SSDI, too. At this point I'm willing to bet that this is to show that pesky Zhane that he is too so very Latinx, so it's probably just a Facebook name shakeup more than anything.

 

[Picklechu]

I'm surprised to see him admit that his surname at birth wasn't "Delicias."

This will make for his fourth legal name change.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Latinx folx? Is "folks" now an offensive word for SJW's?

Also I am having a hard time believing ADF skates in a roller derby team if he can't even ride a bicycle.

 

[chimpburgers]

Alright, Aira-hoe. I can't wait to see how he will mispronounce the rest of his new name.

 

[Arkangel]

I'm still gonna keep calling him Phil.

 

[ChameleonBody]

Latinx folx? Is "folks" now an offensive word for SJW's?

Also I am having a hard time believing ADF skates in a roller derby team if he can't even ride a bicycle.

I hope he puts more effort into it than bike riding (he won't though). Seeing Ahuviya get annihilated in a roller derby rink would be AMAZING.

Also, skiing? I'm guessing he hasn't found a trans latinx Sweetheart from the Ground-Up to teach him like he wanted for biking, so his progress is about the same. I imagine we'll be seeing some infected tattoos of ski slopes soon though.

 

[Teeter]

Well, damn, if he didn't have to "teached people to proper pronounce it time and again"

 

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[chimpburgers]

"Zuckerberg is gonna get a sandal flying his way - big time!"

Whatever you say, Derpy Huves.

 

[kobebyarlant]

Changing names is like changing ugly tranny boots for Phil.

But not changing his underwear, because he never changes that and smells like shit.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Getting a bit ahead of myself I know, but I really wonder what his name will be in the next half-decade.