💬 Off-Topic Phil deserves nothing - Not even anything

[TrippinKahlua]

his descriptives, his not-balls, his ability to move between Portland, San Fransisco, Oakland, etc on his own whim, his Mao Zhedong fandom and his Facebook.

Phil doesnt deserve anything,

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

 

[Bassomatic]

This is news how?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Counterpoint: Izzy Hell is a beautiful latinx flower who deserves all the cheese and ginger she can shove into her various orifices.

 

[Handsome Pete]

See, on one hand, it's not a great post. But on the other hand, you're not wrong.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

his descriptives, his not-balls, his ability to move between Portland, San Fransisco, Oakland, etc on his own whim, his Mao Zhedong fandom and his Facebook.

Phil doesnt deserve anything,

Not even a Kettle Bell??

 

[VortekPMD]

Not even some butter and chives?

 

[AnOminous]

He deserves a beating.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

k

 

[NeverHappened]

You got the wrong word for it. He deserves to exist in a formless void.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

HE DESERVES NOTHING!
DUUUUHHHIEEEEE PHIIIIIL!