💼 Careercow Phil Elmore - Self Defense Guru

[Billy_Sama]

You'd be glad you had it if you were attacked in a dark alley by a gang of Mountain Dew bottles.

But if you are in a dark alley with a gang of Mello Yellow, you are out of luck.

 

[AprilRains]

But if you are in a dark alley with a gang of Mello Yellow, you are out of luck.

Quite rightly.

 

[Pee Cola]

Phil is attempting to chase clout by joining the Dabbleverse. He's gone full a-log on Stuttering John and anyone associated with him, such as Vinnie Paulino from WATP, who booked StutJo to put on a show in Rochester next March.

Phil tried to get said show cancelled.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Paulino is a sniveling twat. Can't even stand behind his decision with conviction.