Phil Forum Access

[Jaded Optimist]

There seems to be a bunch of people wanting access who:
1) are fairly new
2) or have unused accounts from awhile back
3) never post
4) to slow to read the requirements to have access

Hi Phil?

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

There seems to be a bunch of people wanting access who:
1) are fairly new
2) or have unused accounts from awhile back
3) never post
4) to slow to read the requirements to have access

Hi Phil?

Hey buddy, I'll be at 100 posts soon!

 

[Dr. Chicken George]

There seems to be a bunch of people wanting access who:
1) are fairly new
2) or have unused accounts from awhile back
3) never post
4) to slow to read the requirements to have access

Hi Phil?

In all fairness, the actual requirements are kinda buried.
Maybe the OP could be updated with them?

 

[SP 199]

lol newfags

 

[TheFutureMrsMoon]

New phil forum access requirement:

1. Post dox.
2. Wait for Greta to show up.

 

[NobodyReally]

I'm not phil i just want to make fun of his chola/vato accent he was using in the facebook livestream video he made a few days ago. I counted 3 accents in that one video alone

 

[Mason Verger]

Phil is horrible and makes me want to wash my hands after reading about him. I'm sure he'll be dead from zeka virus/hobo killer by spring at the latest.
No access for me, thanks.

 

[OhLordy]

May I have access please, I Enjoy reading of Phil's Antics

 

[fakeandgay]

I'm just a lurker, only got an account because I had experience with a particular lolcow/access to their members only forum, but I'm curious about the sort of person who is so insane, they have a vetting process to read about them. Could I have access?

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Can I haz access?

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

Hey buddy, I'll be at 100 posts soon!

Okay, now I fit requirements. I wanna read about Phil.

 

[Straight Outta Cwcville]

I feel I now meet 2 of the criteria, can I have access please?

 

[Blow Standard]

May I have access to this sanctuary?

 

[GodWarrior]

Can I have access? I never read stickies and I just wondered what the fuck happened to Phil's forum.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

May I have access to the forum? I'm curious about this particular cow.

 

[Club Sandwich]

i would like access please. it's disturbing to me that he may still be in my area.

 

[Dane]

Hey could I get access to spud HQ? I don't post super often anymore but I still read threads on my phone at work during down time most days, I started getting interested ADF a little while before the page was hidden.

even if I don't its totes cool, have a safe and blessed day

 

[SonOfAFuck™]

I'd like access to the Phil Farms™, had this account since June but have been lurking on and off since it was the CWCki Forums.

Kind regards~

 

[Pickleman]

Grant me access or i will post Null's dox

 

[OwO What's This?]

Peeps been talking about Phil in chat all day today and I desperately want to see the hot goss. Especially after being shown a picture of his 'new look'.

I need to know more about the bikes.

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