PHIL SUICIDE BAITING

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Repeated suicide threats in order to farm ass-pats and other such responses...

...is ADF actually someday destined to travel back in time and rename himself Barbra, then meet a guy named Bob and get married? Because this is literally the exact same shit Chris himself said his mom would do all the time - threaten that she was going to die (not necessarily suicide, that would take too much work and it didn't put the blame of her timely demise on her son, either) if he didn't do exactly what she wanted, when she wanted?
 
Gotta love the last comment in the cap: "That skirt is nice". It's so suitable, just as sincere and serious as Phil's suicide.
 
TremendousBoredom said:
Considering his stench, yeah he's pretty unforgettable. Needed though? Completely other story, unless we're talking as a cautionary tale or argument in favor of increased funding for mental health facilities.
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I really do agree with him being a walking cautionary tale, it might be his purpose in life. He really shows younger people the precise formula to end up as a homeless potato, I am sure he has already horrified a lot of people into adopting better diet and hygiene routines. He is a case study for disability fraud IMO. He is a blueprint for what not to do if you are going through a gender transition.

He is so many things. He is all that is foul and horrendous in the world. Given his many observers over the years, who knows, he might have actually scared quite a few people into leading better lives. I know he certainly makes me think twice about Taco Bell and milk shakes.
 
Spooky_Scary said:
didn't he also issue one of these after he decided to remind the world his true feelings about black people after Zhane called him out on his shit? Or am I thinking when he realized online asspats do not equal real world help and then he got Kinny to get someone to take him in for a night? Starting to get ADF continuity mixed up.
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I'm in the same boat since he makes an ass out of himself and threatens to kill himself all the time now I can only vaguely recall which events led to which threats off hand. All I know is that the suicide shit is his new way to force the issue and make people give him positive attention after he feels insulted or outsmarted.
 
"Mi existir es resistir"
-ADF not knowing how to spanish.

he's literally saying "my exist is resist"
is he trying to say "My existance is to resist" as in "Mi existencia es para resistir"?
I don't get it
 
And in a SHOCKING [sarcasm] twist of the plot, Phil doesn't know a damn thing about the Spanish language.

As a side note, suicide baiting refers to encouraging somebody to commit suicide. What Phil here is doing is attention whoring.
 
Oglooger said:
"Mi existir es resistir"
-ADF not knowing how to spanish.

he's literally saying "my exist is resist"
is he trying to say "My existance is to resist" as in "Mi existencia es para resistir"?
I don't get it
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The consensus is that he was trying for "My existence is resistance."

Because if there's one thing that always translates well, it's rhymes.
 
Can I ask in regards to Phils Spanish:

I know South American Spanish is really variable (more so than english), and is Also not like the Spain spoken in Spain, does Google Translate favour any one particular branch?

I know Google makes a lot of assumptions from the region you first register a account based on a few things like location I have seen people buy a phone abroad and then wonder why auto correct is in another dialect of english (I have seen it happen in non english speaking countries is seem's to default to the largest number of people who have a dictionary set who visit that country).
 
Handsome Pete said:
The consensus is that he was trying for "My existence is resistance."

Because if there's one thing that always translates well, it's rhymes.
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so it's
"Mi existencia es la resistencia?"
still sounds gay and edgy
 
It's really amazing to me that delusion reaches the point where you can be ignorant of the fact that you are a LITERAL mountain of wasted human flesh.... a waste that still thinks it's so valuable that others would be horrified at the notion he's contemplating suicide? What an arrogant, useless, potato-noggin.
 
Ah, the sun rises, the world turns, the stars wheel, predictably ordered, in the heavens and Phil threatens suicide. At this point it's pretty much like my three year old who falls over and then calmly makes sure everyone is watching before she screams bloody murder.
 
Mi existir es resistir is actually a grammatically correct and valid Spanish sentence. It leans on the theatrical and poetic, however; sounds like something out of a Ricardo Arjona song about resistance fighters or something.

It boils down to the fact that, for the purposes of poetics, Spanish grammar can be quite flexible. Like English, Spanish poems are filled with stilted phrasing that no one would ever use when talking IRL, only it's 1000x weirder in Spanish.
 
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Those tights are the goddamn stuff of nightmares.
 
Spooky_Scary said:
kind of annoying that people on his friends list are still taking the bait at this point. didn't he also issue one of these after he decided to remind the world his true feelings about black people after Zhane called him out on his shit? Or am I thinking when he realized online asspats do not equal real world help and then he got Kinny to get someone to take him in for a night? Starting to get ADF continuity mixed up.
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I'm not sure about all of them, but I think at least some of the people trying to tend to him are well intentioned and attempting not to "judge" but perhaps unwilling to see that Ahuviyah is hurting their cause and that he's really more of what they hate than someone they need to help.

I'm very much in favor of transgender rights and happy that its becoming something that people aren't as afraid of. Its people like Hooves that piss over all of this progress. I think he only claims to be transgendered to make himself more pitiable. He puts absolutely nothing into presenting as a woman and lends horrible credence to that idiot argument "so some fat guy with a 5 o'clock shadow can just say he's a woman?". He's also weird selfish former weaboo who marginalizes problems latinos face in America with his fucking disgusting "pretend latino" heritage to gain oppression points. AND to top it all off people who are actually transgender face a high rate of suicide and they suffer real societal hardship...Hooves feigning suicide every 10 minutes or that fake "drive by shooting" is an afront to the real trans women who either commit suicide or are killed every year.

I know I know, you're not supposed to let a cow being a cow get to you but unlike Chris, I don't think Ahuviyah is simply a bumbling autist with gender issues.
 
As everyone has pointed out the obvious issues with Phil and suicide baiting, I would like to say that I'm surprised Phil still has access to electronics that let him continually access social media despite being homeless. You'd think he would focus more on trying to get a permanent residence or a constant source of food or shit like that.
 
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