PHIL SUICIDE BAITING

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TremendousBoredom said:
Considering his stench, yeah he's pretty unforgettable. Needed though? Completely other story, unless we're talking as a cautionary tale or argument in favor of increased funding for mental health facilities.
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Believe it or not there are tons of these disgusting fucks, unbathed homeless SJWs and other assorted retards, some may identify as anarchist or something else but they're basically all the same. Portland is their mecca and they ruin every public service from there to Francisco and up north to Vancouver. They all are fucking dramatic and hilarious the community of goofy dressed smelly kids that phil hails from is absolutely saturated with lolcows but sadly they don't all have the same level of online involvement as phil.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
As everyone has pointed out the obvious issues with Phil and suicide baiting, I would like to say that I'm surprised Phil still has access to electronics that let him continually access social media despite being homeless. You'd think he would focus more on trying to get a permanent residence or a constant source of food or shit like that.
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Both of those things would take away from Phil's oppression points.

He's become quite comfortable being homeless. It allows him to spend almost all of his :tugboat: on things like horrible tattoos, bondage gear, and loads of greasy fast food. If Phil needs a bed for the night he can guilt some "trans ally" into letting him crash on their couch. In a way, being homeless is actually perfect for him.

ChuckSlaughter said:
Believe it or not there are tons of these disgusting fucks, unbathed homeless SJWs and other assorted retards, some may identify as anarchist or something else but they're basically all the same. Portland is their mecca and they ruin every public service from there to Francisco and up north to Vancouver. They all are fucking dramatic and hilarious the community of goofy dressed smelly kids that phil hails from is absolutely saturated with lolcows but sadly they don't all have the same level of online involvement as phil.
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Remind me to never move to Portland.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
As everyone has pointed out the obvious issues with Phil and suicide baiting, I would like to say that I'm surprised Phil still has access to electronics that let him continually access social media despite being homeless. You'd think he would focus more on trying to get a permanent residence or a constant source of food or shit like that.
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It's like his entire existence is dedicated to proving Maslow's hierarchy of needs is bullshit.
 
ChuckSlaughter said:
Believe it or not there are tons of these disgusting fucks, unbathed homeless SJWs and other assorted retards, some may identify as anarchist or something else but they're basically all the same. Portland is their mecca and they ruin every public service from there to Francisco and up north to Vancouver. They all are fucking dramatic and hilarious the community of goofy dressed smelly kids that phil hails from is absolutely saturated with lolcows but sadly they don't all have the same level of online involvement as phil.
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Crust punks, yeah. They deliberately live as far outside of society as possible while freeloading as much off of it as they can. You can always see at least four of them outside the entrance of anywhere that's playing punk or metal music - they're always begging for spare change, and they always have at least one malnourished pitbull with them. They're pretty much all scum.
 
Phil is such a horribly selfish human being to keep dumping suicide on people. What a douchebag, lol.
 
As a cow, I love Phil. He was just this edgy loser weeaboo that has ascended to become a Goliath of filth and whining.

But goddamn these threads are repetitive. He's never going to kill himself. He's going to eventually die of natural causes but that might not be for years, because God is cruel.
 
But how will you be able to bathe yourself in the warm golden showers of Facebook emojis if you actually do the deed?
 
On behalf of the entire internet, Do it, Faggot.
 
fromthebowelsofthebizzare said:
Phil I heard there's a sale on rope at your local home depot, might want to take advantage of it.
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Phil, do you need help...

...With the noose?



Same shit, different city, same pair of crusty pants.
 
VLAD said:
Crust punks, yeah. They deliberately live as far outside of society as possible while freeloading as much off of it as they can. You can always see at least four of them outside the entrance of anywhere that's playing punk or metal music - they're always begging for spare change, and they always have at least one malnourished pitbull with them. They're pretty much all scum.
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These are the fuckers who dumpster dive for the shit freegans won't eat and probably get dysentery and shit everywhere.
 
Reddit Avenger said:
So what if I took a shower and went to Home Depot? Does that make me like the lovechild of Bruce Lee and Clint Eastwood or something?
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Not to brag, but I once took a shower, went to Office Depot and applied there.
I wonder if ADF is a bad enough dude to do the same.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
access to electronics that let him continually access social media despite being homeless.
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Fucked up, isn't?

There are people working multiple shitty jobs just to have a place to live and food to eat.

This doughy human/groundhog hybrid blows his tugboat on retarded tattoos and fast food, while being content whining on facebook and wallowing in it's own filth.
 
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