Megathread Phils Photo Dump - An Instagram Megathread

[JSGOTI]

EDIT: If you want a copy of all the pictures/videos in this dump, sorted, and with the 1200 pictures of random bikes removed, you can get it here.
SECOND EDIT: All instagram videos have been uploaded and are available here.

In this thread, I'm going to cover a variety of facets of Phil photos including the following topics.

• The Apartment
  
• His Art
• Bike Obsession
• His Foot Fetish
• His Bondage Fetish
• His Diet
• Maps & Signs
• Photos of Phil
• His Tats
• His Weapons
• And a couple NSFL things
• Phil's Facebook Videos

Spoiler: Weekly Updates

Week of 3/6/17 - 3/12/17
Week of 3/13/17 - 3/19/17
Week of 3/20/17 - 3/26/17
Week of 3/27/17 - 4/2/17

What's not going to be included is:

• ~1,200 pictures of bicycles
• ~100 pictures that just don't have any benefit

I know that there's been speculation on if Phil is actually on hormones again, since his history with them has been shaky at best, so this is what we've got on that front.

And while I was sorting through all of the scraped images, I found yet another social media profile of our illustrious spudking, even if it appears that he uses it for little more than retweeting peoples posts. Have fun, kiddos!
https://twitter.com/3V1LTR4NSL4T1NX

If I didn't know better, and there weren't 1800+ photos of pure autism surrounding these couple of gems, he could almost pass for some manner of novice hobby photographer.

Spoiler: Halfway Decent Photos

Since it's another small topic, lets get these uncomfortable bits out of the way as well...

Spoiler: Now tell me... does this look infected?

 

[CatParty]

first

 

[JSGOTI]

Seeing how its somewhat related to the apartment and just how filthy it is, lets leave those lovely photos from his tumblr here as well. I hope that all of you enjoy them just as much as I have.

Spoiler: NSFW, go figure

But lets just ignore that spoiler above if you value your sanity, and take a nice look at what the apartment has turned into in such a short period of time, easily rivaling even the Chandler household for its degree of hoarding and filth. The full album is located here.
Throughout the entire apartment, it seems as if every possible inch of usable space on the wall is consumed with the collection of our favorite spud, from walls of maps and bondage gear in the bedroom, to weapons, maps, and drawing in the living room.

Spoiler: Filthy House

And while I can't add any more pictures to this post, I can share some of the videos that offer a glimpse of the filth that consumes the apartment.

Spoiler: Video Horrors

 

[JSGOTI]

Now to take a look at our good friend Phil's eating habits. While we know that his diet consists mainly of cheese and whatever he picks up at Whole Foods, it's painfully apparent that very little effort is put into eating healthy when out and about.

Spoiler: Just a little bit of pizza

Spoiler: Sure loves his desserts

Full album is located here.

What better to go with all of that fat, than using your own weapons to go hunt down your next meal in the wild! Bringing us to the topic of Phils Weaponry. It's not really much of a surprise that most all of it, is more or less the sorts of things that are sold in 'dollar/discount stores' and are through and through garbage in any real situation.

Spoiler: Making /k/ proud?

Full album is located here.

 

[JSGOTI]

Its no secret, even to a casual observer, that Phil has an obsession not only with maps and street signs of all kinds, but it extends well beyond into a perverse fascination with bicycles as well. Which was shown all too well when I purged almost 1200 pictures of random people and bicycles on the street that he had taken.

But even with these maps and now a bike, there is no 'practical' use for Phil, it is merely another accessory or piece of furniture in which to decorate himself, and his apartment with.

Spoiler: All things bike

Full album is here.

And once more, with the maps being used as a decoration and accessory, he needs to cover absolutely EVERYTHING with them. His walls, all his furniture, and even his own flesh.

Spoiler: Ermahgerd Mehps!

Full album is here.

All of which segues nicely into our next topic, the 'art' of ADF and how it almost exclusively revolves around bikes, his fake country, road signs, trans shit, and maps

Spoiler: The next Bob Ross?

Full album is here.

 

[JSGOTI]

Bondage and all things BDSM is most certainly one of the top things in Phils wheelhouse of 'things that get him hard', even if he doesn't really understand or care about the finer points of things.

To this day, it still makes me uncomfortable to look at the pictures of him trying things on in the store, because that's going to give someone scabies.

Spoiler: Who -DOESNT- like getting tied up?

Full album is here.

What also came out while sorting through Phils instagram, is that I have good reason to believe that he's got a foot/boot fetish, atop of his bondage/bdsm, because what other reason is there to have 51 pictures of his feet/boots/shoes on his instagram feed

Spoiler: Shine my boots, boi!

You get the picture...

Full album is here.

 

[JSGOTI]

This topic, as well as the next one, each get their own post, just because of how wide of a spectrum it covers.

In this post, we'll be covering the ink that Phil has decided to have permanently scratched into his skin, which is undoubtedly causing/will cause/has caused him health problems due to his unclean nature.

For those of you playing along at home, take a guess how many of his bicycle references are in them in some form? I'll reveal the answer at the end.

Spoiler: Prison ink looks better than this

Full album is here.

Spoiler: Did you make your guess?

To my best count, there are 24 bike references found throughout his tattoos

 

[JSGOTI]

Now its time for the main attraction, a rather sizeable trove of selfies and pictures of Phil from over the years, I'll be picking some of my favorites to include behind the spoiler. The rest will be available for perusal in the link provided below.

Spoiler: The best, and the worst, of Spudking

Full album is here.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I want to see pics of her girldick plz

 

[Postal Dude]

Oh, dear. Well, at least I can finally access Spud's smegma-crusted selfies at my leisure. You're doing God's work.

 

[2spooky]

I like how you used "dump" for the title, as it accurately encompasses all aspects of this individual.

 

[CatParty]

his pancakes are as gross as his feet

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[weaponry]

ADF reminds me of a pufferfish. Rotund, bristling with "weapons," and trying to pass themselves off as a bigger threat than they are.

Both are also toxic.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

his pancakes are as gross as his feet

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Is that for serious pancakes with maple syrup, mayo, and ketchup?

 

[obliviousbeard]

Why he has boxing gloves of all the things? Like, what kinda autistic mental gymnastics went through his head for getting not one, but several pairs of grappling/boxing gloves?("Derp, cheese good, boxer hit things good, tacos, kiwis could be punched, 'za..., herp") Maybe he'll start to claim being totally badass translatinx MMA fighter or something? This man will never cease to amaze me.

EDIT: Also, what the fuck are those boxes on the floor in the apartment picture? Hamburger boxes and autistic bread crumb trail?

 

[CatParty]

Is that for serious pancakes with maple syrup, mayo, and ketchup?

i'm thinking heaps of butter and catsup supposedly in the design of a hammer and sickle. i can make out the star at top



only a true trans latinx has copious amounts of taco bell sauce packets

 

[AnOminous]

his pancakes are as gross as his feet

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Fucking disgusting. Just putting ketchup on pancakes is a capital crime.

 

[Ravenor]

Yea before anyone ask's that's Phils place and most of his crap, it also tallies with the floor plan I have been building.

Also his feet are fucking disgusting.

 

[Arkangel]

With all those weapons ADF is gonna have decision fatigue trying to decide which one to use if he thinks he's in danger.

 

[Ray Streip]

Oh God, he's got a fucking foot fetish? That makes him even creepier.