Megathread Phils Photo Dump - An Instagram Megathread

[AnOminous]

He has claimed to be "intersex" since forever, guys.

>as a male I didn't look al that passable
>that passable
>passable

LOL

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He looks absolutely 105% pure male. Somehow, despite being the weakest, sad pile of wimpy shit in the world, he is more masculine than Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Buzzed Phil looks like a c-list action star. If he wasn't dumb as shit and had worked out instead of being...him, I guess, he'd be a fairly normal looking mother fucker. Thank god he took the 45° path instead, right?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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I don't think a wig counts as a "physical feature."

 

[Ravenor]

Edited that comparison picture for accuracy.

 

[JSGOTI]

Okay my friends, it is that time of week again!
Right here, right now, I'm bringing you the last week of Instagram content from our favorite Phil.
As always, the full album for the week is located right over here.

Now for some choice images and context for them...

Spoiler: Vest 1.0 Details

And once more, we've got proof that his bike is little more than furniture in the apartment, relegated to forever act as a light source.

Then we've got confirmation that he's heading back down to Oakland at the beginning of May, to get yet another shitty tattoo.

"New filler tattoo for my left arm (inside elbow joint) - scheduled for 4 May 2017 with Tattoo 13 in Oakland
#ufw #huelgabird #bandera #flag #australatina #rha #aztlán #aztlanlibre"

And the last thing that's really worth noting in this post, is another assortment of various selfies, and one in particular that I think is the closest we've had to a 'normal' picture of the spud.

Spoiler: But first, let me take a selfie!

And what week could possibly complete without a picture of his philthy boots and even grosser looking socks.
It gives a whole new meaning to 'crust punk'

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Not that anyone gets close enough to Phil to read his weird homemade patches but it must be so confusing for people to see "Oh shit, break out the White Whine and Male Privilege Cheese" on a fat white man.

 

[Positron]

Did he misspell "pacifism" or is it a new word I don't recognize?

 

[AnOminous]

And once more, we've got proof that his bike is little more than furniture in the apartment, relegated to forever act as a light source.

Anything this mongoloid touches instantly loses all financial value. Now he couldn't even hock this piece of shit that he could never ride anyway.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He looks absolutely 105% pure male. Somehow, despite being the weakest, sad pile of wimpy shit in the world, he is more masculine than Lou Ferrigno as the Hulk.

I agree with you 200 percent! OPL is the same way as well, like Phil, the face and body are 100 percent brute male. In fact, they're more masculine than a lot of non-autistic men, who have more inviting or softer faces.

♫Dem boots is made for rottin'
And that's just what they'll do!
One of these days dem boots are going to rot all over you, Toren♫

 

[nhocgreen]

His...dewlap has been developing quite nicely, no?

 

[Ravenor]

I love his autism patches, they just get better as time goes on.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I love his autism patches, they just get better as time goes on.

I just wish he'd use a blanket stitch or something so it wouldn't look so ratty. There's an esthetic for unfinished edges, but this is just sad and worse than an 8 year olds attempts.

-- Edit --
I had to look up Black Bloc.

The tactic was developed in the 1980s in the European autonomist movement's protests against squatter evictions, nuclear power and restrictions on abortion, as well as other influences.[1] Black blocs gained broader media attention outside Europe during the 1999 Seattle WTO protests, when a black bloc damaged property of GAP, Starbucks, Old Navy, and other multinational retail locations in downtown Seattle.

Eh, of course. Honestly I thought he was cosplaying a Jihadi.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Not that anyone gets close enough to Phil to read his weird homemade patches but it must be so confusing for people to see "Oh shit, break out the White Whine and Male Privilege Cheese" on a fat white man.

He just had to sneak a mention of cheese in there, didn't he?

"White whine" works as a pun, "male privilege cheese" doesn't - I'm guessing that's his autistic addition to someone else's joke.

 

[JSGOTI]

Sorry it's late, folks. Had some things come up, but here we go with the week of 3/20-3/26

Here's a quick little crossover, where once again, phil has to prove to the world that autismlatina is better than cwcville in every way

First of all, we've got some short videos where the spudking believes he's a gangster while roller-skating around like a spastic, so I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
Once more, it proves without a doubt that the spud has an impossible time keeping his body still and not just flailing all over the place like an autist.

Spoiler: Videos

The other three videos from this past week are just clips of potholes that he recorded in the past, that have since been repaired

Complete album for the week is located here.

Now for the choice photos that sum up the week best, or I feel are worth highlighting.

Spoiler: Money Woes & More

For someone that cries about having no money in their account and aren't eating, going and buying a pre-made, fresh, flatbread pizza from whole foods certainly does not scream thrifty spending.

Surprising nobody, ever... there is no end in sight for the monthly trips down to California fore more shitty tattoos

Does this just scream roller derby gurl or what?

"Trust no Bro"

"Patriarchy Crusher"
"Trans Feminist Killjoy"

Hey @Ravenor@DT.Miller, these next two might be of interest to you(And not because of your foot fetish)

Spoiler: Apartment & Foot Fetish

Though what's most interesting about those rollerskates is the fact that they appear to be BRAND NEW, so once more, money is being spent on pointless shit all for the sake of perpetuating this insane fantasy of being a 'roller derpy girl' antifa. Though at least they got some manner of use, unless he used his old rollerskates in the videos at the start of this post.

Remember, the spudking is always watching! Donate to his youcaring now, he just needs a little more for next months tattoorent!

 

[Ravenor]

Though what's most interesting about those rollerskates is the fact that they appear to be BRAND NEW, so once more, money is being spent on pointless shit all for the sake of perpetuating this insane fantasy of being a 'roller derpy girl' antifa. Though at least they got some manner of use, unless he used his old rollerskates in the videos at the start of this post.

Fuck me they are brand new, if you look closely you can see that the mould line hasn't been worn off them so that's more money down the drain on them in the last week.

 

[JSGOTI]

Fuck me they are brand new, if you look closely you can see that the mould line hasn't been worn off them so that's more money down the drain on them in the last week.

And I forgot to include this one, also relevant to your side project of those floor plans.
The other two in the spoiler I tagged you for also give some great inside shots of the walls and suchnot.

 

[Ravenor]

I wish we just had more of the Kitchen and Torrens bedroom, Phil's not taken many pictures inside the kitchen except close ups and he's not allowed in Torrens room.

 

[Optimus Prime]

That's the first time dumbfuklandia has shown up in a while, hasn't it? I still can't get over how despite a very obvious drive to make it look more like a natural landmass...the fucking hard edge lines and 90 degree corners are blatantly still visible. The closest natural land/sea border that comes close to being that straight is the northeastern edge of Florida.

Of course, unless it turns out stupidmoronistan is in fact an island being built by the Chinese in the South China Sea. THEN the obvious geometric landscape makes sense but even though the Chinese are also commies, Phil would be flayed alive for being so goddamn open about his sexuality and trans-race bullshit (sis is planning a trip to China with a group from school, one of her classmates is gay and so far all they know on the subject is 'don't ask don't tell' in regards to how exactly foreign homosexuals are treated - this could be entirely wrong but that's what my sister's comments on the subject imply)

 

[Ravenor]

That's the first time dumbfuklandia has shown up in a while, hasn't it? I still can't get over how despite a very obvious drive to make it look more like a natural landmass...the fucking hard edge lines and 90 degree corners are blatantly still visible. The closest natural land/sea border that comes close to being that straight is the northeastern edge of Florida.

He's been posting Autismlatina for the last 4 days he's got some issues champing at his ass that are really stressing him out so he's withdrawing to his happy place and that normally means it's stuff he legitimately can't run away from or understand.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The straps on that fetish helmet dig into his neck.

he's not allowed in Torrens room.

Didn't Toren scam Phil out of the bedroom by telling Phil he needs to guard the place?