Phil's teeth

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CatParty

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he seemed to show them off a alot in older pics. but recently he either doesn't smile or in the extreme case covers his mouth completely. so can we add a @Cowlick /nick bate esque grill to the list of horrifying phil features? i mean being a bridge troll probably doesn't have a good dental plan......



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CatParty said:
he seemed to show them off a alot in older pics. but recently he either doesn't smile or in the extreme case covers his mouth completely. so can we add a @Cowlick /nick bate esque grill to the list of horrifying phil features? i mean being a bridge troll probably doesn't have a good dental plan......



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Pretty sure Phils way to busy fighting the CIS to finish the fight against plaque and tooth decay, a diet of mostly junk food has likely killed his chompers.

Either that or someone got sick of his shit and forced those beaver teeth down his throat.

Is inability to smile naturally a typical Lol cow trait.
 
MMX said:
Pretty sure Phils way to busy fighting the CIS to finish the fight against plaque and tooth decay, a diet of mostly junk food has likely killed his chompers.

Either that or someone got sick of his shit and forced those beaver teeth down his throat.

Is inability to smile naturally a typical Lol cow trait.
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It's a trait of autism. So yes.
 
Strewth said:
It's a trait of autism. So yes.
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In meant in more general terms, even some of the non exceptional cows look pretty damn awkward when they smile like Andrew Dobsons insanely forced smile and Brianna Wus possible botched facial surgery look.
 
I maybe wrong but was there not a LGBT "awareness" thing a while back about posting selfies with your mouth covered or with tape over it?
 
He's too busy trying to get castrated to give a shit about dental hygiene so I imagine that they must be pretty @Cowlick bad at this point.
 
Why should he cover his mouth? A human being should be perfectly capable of smiling without their showing teeth... and he dosen't need to smile in the first place. The only thing that makes sense to me, is that he is missing a few of his front teeth and that this is even noticeable with his mouth closed... wouldn't surprise me either, he seems to be a very 'punchable individual'.
 
Wouldnt be to surprising if a bunch of that added facial weight is down to untreated infections and dental abscessess
 
i mean he is somewhat self aware that either his teeth are jacked or that he looks like a total downsy derp when he isn't covering his face

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Phil doesn't exactly seem like the type to spend his battleship on dental care when he sees more important priorities, like having another picture of a bicycle or map of Latin America on his arm. Perhaps living with his mom again may see a change to that?

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I think that in Japan it's considered impure for women to show bone (like teeth) - hence why women cover their mouths when laughing in anime. It's an old Buddhist tradition, IIRC. Maybe Phil still has some weeaboo in him?
 
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Trolls of yesteryear used to give ADF a lot of shit about his giant ferret/horse/beaver/etc teeth. Even Alex Jones made a comment about them. That could be a reason why he hides them now.
 
Someone did a closeup of Phil's teeth in an old picture of him and they were brown. Then again, that could have been due to the lighting.
 
I'm kinda surprised it hasn't been made a big deal of before, since it was one of his most prominent facial features. Every photo/video of him from back in the day has him with either the pedo grin or the dumb cow look with those teeth front and center. It was so bad he couldn't even keep his lips together properly. Either they've fallen out, someone's knocked them out, or he's learned to jut his lower jaw out when he takes a photo.
 
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