Phil's teeth

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Because look at this stupid fucking lip bite or whatever he's doing, goddamn:
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Hopefully someone pointed that out to him as being creepy and gross. Also perhaps, as mentioned above, he was doing this faux overbite thing and somebody noped hard and smashed the things out of his mouth.
 
Sussuro said:
Because look at this stupid fucking lip bite or whatever he's doing, goddamn:
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Hopefully someone pointed that out to him as being creepy and gross. Also perhaps, as mentioned above, he was doing this faux overbite thing and somebody noped hard and smashed the things out of his mouth.
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like seriously that is the most punchable face/expression ever. now imagine him in his smug tone trying to berate you for misgendering him. byebye buckteeth
 
CatParty said:
he seemed to show them off a alot in older pics. but recently he either doesn't smile or in the extreme case covers his mouth completely. so can we add a @Cowlick /nick bate esque grill to the list of horrifying phil features? i mean being a bridge troll probably doesn't have a good dental plan......



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Uhm, I think the third pic isn't of him smiling, it's him holding his face after someone beat the shit outta him.
 
Sussuro said:
Because look at this stupid fucking lip bite or whatever he's doing, goddamn:
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Hopefully someone pointed that out to him as being creepy and gross. Also perhaps, as mentioned above, he was doing this faux overbite thing and somebody noped hard and smashed the things out of his mouth.
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I can't be the only one that thinks a good curb-stomping would fix those chompers.
 
Coldgrip said:
I can't be the only one that thinks a good curb-stomping would fix those chompers.
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Unfortunately nothing can fix the rest of him though.

There is an Afrikaans term that works really well for ADF: a "kom-klap-my gesig" - a come and smack me face.
 
Sussuro said:
There is an Afrikaans term that works really well for ADF: a "kom-klap-my gesig" - a come and smack me face.
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The equivalent German term is Backpfeifengesicht, best translated as "A face in need of a fist."
 
cat said:
i mean he is somewhat self aware that either his teeth are jacked or that he looks like a total downsy derp when he isn't covering his face

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Sorry if this had been said already but FUCK, he's aged HORRIBLY. How old is Phil again?
 
Thetan said:
He looks older than that to me. It may just be due to his overall state of ill health, horrible disgusting teeth, and the fact that he appears to have lost a significant amount of hair.
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I was giving a low estimate, It was just the lack of graying hair that made me put him in his 40s, probably he is physically in his 50s just like people in medieval times though
 
autisticdragonkin said:
I was giving a low estimate, It was just the lack of graying hair that made me put him in his 40s, probably he is physically in his 50s just like people in medieval times though
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Probably because his "lifestyle," if you can call it that, is basically how a medieval peasant would live, if they had milkshakes, bondage gear, and a smart phone.
 
cat said:
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I have seriously never laughed harder at a face than this.

This is like the 10th time I've seen this picture and I have literally laughed out loud each time. The longer I stare at it the funnier it is. It's the gift that just keeps on giving.
 
AnOminous said:
Probably because his "lifestyle," if you can call it that, is basically how a medieval peasant would live, if they had milkshakes, bondage gear, and a smart phone.
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Strange...I read that medieval peasants had to work their asses off.
Butta Face Lopez said:
The tiny little hat really adds something
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When his globular potato head continues to swell, the hat will become a yarmulke.
 
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Butta Face Lopez said:
The tiny little hat really adds something
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I've never understood how those hats stay on anyone, to be honest. I guess that particular hat is semi-glued to his head with sweat, grime and his thinning hair looking for a new host...
 
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