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Not even Comrade Potat is delusional enough to... No wait he's totally delusional enough to believe he was born a woman if he wanted to.
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Maybe his gut is resting on the towel rack when he weighs in
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Of course not. Bridges don't have towel racks underneath them.
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Of course I never want to see a photo of Cisabel, but it's interesting Cissy hasn't posted a single selfie showing this significant weight loss.
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We've seen pictures and he is a raging lard golem so it's safe to say he's not 180.
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They do have support beams tho. Could one of those hold his weight?
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Yeah, but seeing as the only place Phil can accurately get weighed is at a recycling center, his weighing space should be free and clear of amenities like things having to do with hygeine or advanced architecture, and he'd probably be more comfortable there surrounded by massive piles garbage and hoardes that are probably still meager compared to anything that Chris and Barb (Carb) could create.
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Recycling means making something useful out of refuse. So naturally this cannot apply to Phil. What we need to do is get porky on one of these:
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He probably has more than Chris, just from humping around a giant sack full of useless garbage and walking everywhere.
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I don't believe Phil walks nearly as much as he says he does. In the "chasing a kiwi video" Phil walks about ten feet and starts gasping and wheezing for breath. If Phil walks everywhere even as heavy as he is that wouldn't happen.
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What if ADF also has untreated asthma, other than just being an out-of-shape potato?
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Considering some of the places he's slept, I'm surprised he hasn't been exposed to nastier things.
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Phil's weight is 2 pounds less then mine.
And me, the last thing that will ever happen to me is obesity.
Phil is not obese.
And me, the last thing that will ever happen to me is obesity.
Phil is not obese.
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And you know how much Phil weighs how?
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At least 200 stellar masses I reckon.
Though realistically I think about 250 lbs. or so. He'd be less fat if he walked more, but we know he just rides the bus on this tard ticket.
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If Hooves weighs more than 203 pounds, Hooves is clinically obese.
If Hooves actually weighed the claimed 178 pounds, Hooves would be clinically overweight.
This isn't going by the Trippin' Kahlua charts, this is going by the NIH charts, taking the 5'10" height as the baseline.
If the 5'9" height Hooves has also claimed is correct, the obesity cutoff is 197.
If Hooves actually weighed the claimed 178 pounds, Hooves would be clinically overweight.
This isn't going by the Trippin' Kahlua charts, this is going by the NIH charts, taking the 5'10" height as the baseline.
If the 5'9" height Hooves has also claimed is correct, the obesity cutoff is 197.
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Eh, stuff like that isn't exactly accurate when it comes to determining someone's health since it doesn't account for muscle mass or bone density. But really I think that literally no matter what method you use, it's all going to say that Phil is a morbidly obese walrus kin.