📚 Megathread Phil's weight tracking thread- currently 170

[wagglyplacebo]

It was getting boring seeing Phil make his weight up over and over so post his weight updates here.I personally can't wait to see him claim to be 120 while looking like he's packing his cheeks for winter.

 

[Clown Doll]

Currently : unconfirmed because he hasn't produced a single shred of evidence yet.

 

[GS 281]

We're talking kilos right?

 

[Stress Sigh]

I still speculate he's hovering around 247 lbs

 

[cumrobbery]

Yeah maybe on the moon

 

[VLAD]

I still speculate he's hovering around 247 lbs

The 200-250 range seems most likely, given what we've seen of his physique.

 

[Tookie]

You should knock two or three pounds off of his total as several pounds will be parasites and not technically part of "him" in the strictest sense.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Totes believable at 183 pounds and 5'10" - Tall and slim Latinx trans mujer

Spoiler

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/fuckinglardass-png.64683/

 

[CatParty]

250+ easy

 

[ShavedSheep]

I think Fatty Phil's Weight thread would sound better

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Perhaps we should clarify that 183 is only Phil's unsupported claim.

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[Count groudon]

Heh, sure I guess he could be 180 pounds of normal body mass and 60 pounds of pure fat. He's still a total manlet in terms of height though.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How many calories in a block of cheese?

 

[Psycho]

Well, he's going to keep making up new numbers to set his weight at. Me, I can't wait for his IQ and his pretend weight to be the same number.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Well, he's going to keep making up new numbers to set his weight at. Me, I can't wait for his IQ and his pretend weight to be the same number.

If Phil's IQ and weight switched places we'd get a horribly emaciated person that's smarter than any human being ever alive yet.

 

[Pocoyo]

How many calories in a block of cheese?

402 for a 100 gram serving.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I can't wait for his IQ and his pretend weight to be the same number.

>inb4 Phil posts a road sign and claims an unrealistic IQ

Spoiler: cheese stuff

402 for a 100 gram serving.

You know that one pic where Phil is holding up a block of "El Mexicano" queso fresco? I think it's about 300 grams, so that alone could be over 1000 calories.

 

[Jace E. Denton]

His weight may truly be somewhere around 190-200, but it doesn't matter because he is so fat, he doesn't get the concept that being fat and your weight being a high or low number are two different things. He could be 160 and he would still look like an adult version of Bobby Hill because he makes no effort to change his body composition. If he is dieting and losing weight, all he is accomplishing is losing water weight and continuing to lose what little muscle mass his body has, while the actual fat is staying put for the most part.

Phil is fat and he will always be fat, even if he is managing to weigh less, his body will look the same just on a bit of a smaller scale. He does not understand this concept at all. Fat people stay fat because they never work out, being fat is a lifestyle that can follow someone around even if they eat healthier and show weight loss on a scale. I'd rather see someone eat like a horse and workout like an athlete than eat like a rabbit and not workout at all.

It isn't like Phil lacks the time to go to a gym or anything, unless professional bridge trolling really requires 12 hour shifts or something.

 

[Hyperion]

Sorry Phil but at 5'6 183 is still morbidly obese.