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ToroidalBoat said:
>inb4 Phil posts a road sign and claims an unrealistic IQ

You know that one pic where Phil is holding up a block of "El Mexicano" queso fresco? I think it's about 300 grams, so that alone could be over 1000 calories.
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Depends on if its the 10 or 12 oz
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Phil is fat and I would not believe his claims about his weight.
 
Hyperion said:
Not like we could see his micropenis with his massive blubber gut in the way.
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I don't think even phil can see his penis. It's probably been so long that it's foreign territory to him now..
 
Remember the formula for weighing any mentally disturbed, homeless, racist, retarded blubber golems: add 120lbs to the claimed weight, which would be 303lbs, then subtract 10lbs for shitty bondage clothing and DIY pesudo-crust punk paraphernalia, 10lbs for dried and caked on feces, 4lbs for tattoo ink, and 9lbs for accumulated dirt and grime from being an unhygienic slob. Using these figures we find Phil to be right around 270lbs.
 
To quote many generations of Internetters, "pics or GTFO." The guy's practically an exhibitionist when it comes to his tattoos and bondage gear, but now that he's claiming to have lost weight he's coming over all shy and refusing to post any more photos of himself?

Pants-shitting or not, I'll bet he's actually gained weight. It's winter, after all, so he's probably hunkered down somewhere with his cheese blocks until the weather gets warm again.
 
Slowboat to China said:
To quote many generations of Internetters, "pics or GTFO." The guy's practically an exhibitionist when it comes to his tattoos and bondage gear, but now that he's claiming to have lost weight he's coming over all shy and refusing to post any more photos of himself?

Pants-shitting or not, I'll bet he's actually gained weight. It's winter, after all, so he's probably hunkered down somewhere with his cheese blocks until the weather gets warm again.
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Most people gain weight over the winter, but that's because there are at least two holidays that involve big meals with family and two holidays that often involve a lot of family. Plus, those people spend most of their time indoors because it's too damn cold to go outside; being indoors causes weight gain, too, since you tend to be lazier indoors and your body doesn't need to expend calories to maintain your body temperature.

In Phil's case, I don't know how he got as fat as he is. I mean, he has no family so no big family dinners and he lives in conditions with no climate control. He should be able to burn 3,000 calories a day. I'm guessing he's found someone new to mooch off of for food and a place to live. All we have to do is wait for his moochie to get sick of him and kick him out and we'll be able to read about how they're a transmisogynist/racist/autist rapist (not to mention, we'll probably have to reset the suicide threat clock).
 
The most fascinating thing about this whole thing for me is the revelation that Phil indeed feels shame and embarrassment over his appearance. The infamous picture he posted where he looked like a morbidly obese beaver, was mocked and shooped to an extent where he refused to upload any further pictures and started lying about his weight. Which begs the question if Phil is aware and ashamed of his condition why does he continue to live like this?
 
Ruin said:
The most fascinating thing about this whole thing for me is the revelation that Phil indeed feels shame and embarrassment over his appearance. The infamous picture he posted where he looked like a morbidly obese beaver, was mocked and shooped to an extent where he refused to upload any further pictures and started lying about his weight. Which begs the question if Phil is aware and ashamed of his condition why does he continue to live like this?
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If we can't make fun of it on the internet, then it doesn't count.
 
Ruin said:
Which begs the question if Phil is aware and ashamed of his condition why does he continue to live like this?
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Hiding the truth is easier than changing his lifestyle. And Phil is a lazy fuck that doesn't want to put any effort into anything.
 
Phil of all people should know how toxic thin-privilege is. just go ahead and declare yourself a fat fuck for those low-hanging oppression points
 
ToroidalBoat said:
>inb4 Phil posts a road sign and claims an unrealistic IQ

You know that one pic where Phil is holding up a block of "El Mexicano" queso fresco? I think it's about 300 grams, so that alone could be over 1000 calories.
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DragoonSierra said:
Depends on if its the 10 or 12 oz
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I bet he just eats that straight up like some kind of animal, instead of frying/grilling it like civilized human beings would.
 
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