📚 Megathread Phil's weight tracking thread- currently 170

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Wally Balljacker said:
I bet he just eats that straight up like some kind of animal, instead of frying/grilling it like civilized human beings would.
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Actually straight up is like rich white people shit along with wine tastings. You can totally taste the earthy notes.
 
ok first photo of myself i came across on my computer

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i was about 155-160lb there

looking at Phils pics, he hasn't been anywhere near 180lb for 10+ years and has only been getting fatter as the years go by
 
Psycho said:
In Phil's case, I don't know how he got as fat as he is.
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The fact that his diet consists of entire blocks of cheese probably has something to do with it.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Where did confirmation of the dumpster thing come from? Of course it's very much feasible anyway.
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I believe he mentioned it in the video where he was eating dates and coffee claiming if they were healthy. If not that, it's a known fact that long haul will dumpster dive and then put the shit that they get from the dumpsters out for people to take and eat.
 
tweaker the cat said:
I believe he mentioned it in the video where he was eating dates and coffee claiming if they were healthy. If not that, it's a known fact that long haul will dumpster dive and then put the shit that they get from the dumpsters out for people to take and eat.
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That's probably how he got gastroenteritis all those times. He'll eventually get dysentery if he keeps that up, if he hasn't already.

tweaker the cat said:
The difference here: Phil's a lying sack of shit and there's no way he actually weighs 183. He's lying by at least 125 lbs.
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If he's an ounce under 300 I'm the Queen of England.
 
If Hooves is 5'9" (as Hooves previously claimed), and weighs 183 (as Hooves claims), that is still overweight. The "obese" category for people 5'9" in height begins at 190.

I mean, I think the weights and heights Hooves has been giving are bullshit, but most people who are 5'9" and 190 are in the "obese" category, unless they're super ripped.

I think Hooves is maybe 5'8" and around 240.
 
Smutley said:
Fatty just set his Facebook cover photo to a picture at least five years old in the hopes that the 5 people who don't hide his feed believe his lies. three years old as an example of how stupid he wants to look.
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Why is he standing in the middle of the street with a retarded expression?

Also, he's gotten a lot fatter since then. Like 100 pounds fatter at least.
 
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