📚 Megathread Phil's weight tracking thread- currently 170

[Jigglyjogglers]

We like to joke about it, but just how much cheese does Phil eat?

More than he should.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

@tweaker the cat confirmed his height a while ago.

As which of the heights Hooves has claimed? 5'9" or 5'10"?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

He's 5'10". We're the same height and I'm 5'10"

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Ah! Thanks. Hooves looks way stumpier than that from photos.

183 would still be overweight at that height.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Fatty just set his Facebook cover photo to a picture at least five years old in the hopes that the 5 people who don't hide his feed believe his lies. three years old as an example of how stupid he wants to look.
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Is that even a mohawk?

 

[Adamska]

What Phil probably looks like now:

 

[HickoryDickory]

Is that even a mohawk?

Ya... It looks more like a weird little tuft. If he cut his hair like that now, he'd be balder than Charlie Brown. Or a baby troll doll.

Oh, and I forgot... ADF is fat. My guess is 275-range.

 

[Adamska]

Of all the things to feel shame at, he chooses being fat. And he's still too lazy to fix that.

 

[MasterDisaster]

The only way Phil is losing weight that fast is limb loss from necrosis.

 

[The Dude]

I believe he mentioned it in the video where he was eating dates and coffee claiming if they were healthy. If not that, it's a known fact that long haul will dumpster dive and then put the shit that they get from the dumpsters out for people to take and eat.

That shit is nasty. Fucking hippies. Remind me never to eat anywhere north of Orange County. In fact, remind me to never travel anywhere north of Orange County.

On the topic of Phil's weight, the dude is pretty much straight-up fat with very little, if any, muscle mass. It baffles my mind how someone living on the streets can be such a tub of lard, but he accomplishes it. He's probably one of the few homeless people who isn't actually starving. Of course, most hobos don't have the literal luxury of AutismBux that Phil does, but he blows most of his Tard Duckets on hideous tattoos and other such frivolities. I guess its lucky for Our Pet Lard Leper that fatty junk food and Jack In the Box is cheap. Eating healthy is hard and expensive, guys!

 

[Smutley]

lol, I'm very sure the YMCA he's paying $60 a month to go to is letting him use the women's locker room.

 

[VLAD]

lol, I'm very sure the YMCA he's paying $60 a month to go to is letting him use the women's locker room.
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Only severe autism to the point of debilitation would make someone put more effort into pretending they did something than actually doing the thing they pretended to do.

All hail @tweaker the cat, Transmisogynist-in-Chief. May his reign be eternal, and may his life be free of malignant spuds forevermore.

 

[Adamska]

Add about 30 bpm to his exercise, divide the distance by ten, divide difficulty by 2 and add 10 bpm to his resting and you'd get more realistic numbers. Ignoring the fact Phil didn't pay for a Y membership.

 

[Psycho]

I wonder where Phil got all those numbers from? His autism addled brain can't possibly have understood all of them. Did he make them up or look them up on some kind of fitness website?

 

[Positron]

lol, I'm very sure the YMCA he's paying $60 a month to go to is letting him use the women's locker room.

And no woman would complain if a reeking, balding fat man with ghastly tattoos and luxuriant back hair just squeaks and bounces into the woman's changing room, parading his scrotum and penis.

And no, Phil doesn't wear underwear.

 

[Adamska]

I wonder where Phil got all those numbers from? His autism addled brain can't possibly have understood all of them. Did he make them up or look them up on some kind of fitness website?

He probably made them up. Phil is a sped capable of going into numbers; he's just a lazy fuck usually.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[Phil being Phil again]

Like I said, I'm pretty sure that soon the YMCA will "magically" turn from pro "trans latina matriarchy" (read: putting up with Phil) to regular "cis transmisogynists" (read: banning Phil for being a threat to health and safety). Assuming Phil even goes there.

 

[AnOminous]

Like I said, I'm pretty sure that soon the YMCA will "magically" turn from pro "trans latina matriarchy" (read: putting up with Phil) to regular "cis transmisogynists" (read: banning Phil for being a threat to health and safety). Assuming Phil even goes there.

It's entirely possible city ordinances require them to put up with bogus trannies like Phil and that he'll actually have to do something they can ban him for.

 

[DragoonSierra]

lol, I'm very sure the YMCA he's paying $60 a month to go to is letting him use the women's locker room.
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Heart rate cannot reliably be measured without a Heart Rate Monitor Phil.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Like I said, I'm pretty sure that soon the YMCA will "magically" turn from pro "trans latina matriarchy" (read: putting up with Phil) to regular "cis transmisogynists" (read: banning Phil for being a threat to health and safety). Assuming Phil even goes there.

How long until this happens? I give it four weeks. Place your bets.

It's entirely possible city ordinances require them to put up with bogus trannies like Phil and that he'll actually have to do something they can ban him for.

Yeah, this is pretty common. It's not unknown for places to ignore complaints about bogus trannies either, for fear of squealing from SJW types in misguided support. Massive feels for any women having to share space and air with that moulding tuber.