📚 Megathread Phil's weight tracking thread- currently 170

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Ah yes, last June when he was the very picture of health and beauty. :c

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Isabel you tard, I can't even right now

But I will even. I will just to prove you wrong
  • You have been too fat your entire life to be hyperthyroidic
  • Even if you were with your deplorable and erradic diet you would still be a fatty despite genetics
  • You just looked up videos on YouTube to desperately fight the fact you have HIV
  • If anything you would be hypothyroidic and require Synthroid to manage it...
    • except you don't, because you can't even take your magic tranny medicine and refuse to see a doctor
  • How can Phil even weigh himself. He doesn't have a YMCA membership in Portland. Unless he's living with Alice Luxton in which case we should dox and deadname him
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So apparently downing one-pound blocks of cheese means "not eating enough" for Phil.

Smutley said:
  • How can Phil even weigh himself. He doesn't have a YMCA membership in Portland. Unless he's living with Alice Luxton in which case we should dox and deadname him
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Phil will dox him very soon. Not to mention accusing him of rape and misotranny.
 
We actually have a picture of him from literally 2 days ago where he looks fat as shit, even if it is a pretty blurry picture. We have photo evidence of this. What a stupid fuck.
 
Morbid Boredom said:
He's lying through his teeth to impress people that would never respect him even if he looked like Eva Longoria.
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All while we have images that spit in the face of that lie, some of which he personally uploaded.
 
Adamska said:
All while we have images that spit in the face of that lie, some of which he personally uploaded.
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Remember that one he uploaded where he was posing with his cell phone, and he angled it so his double chin wouldn't be in the picture?
 
He's lost weight in the last few months going by his new ID, but claiming to be 170 is absurd.
 
Truant said:
He's lost weight in the last few months going by his new ID, but claiming to be 170 is absurd.
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Yeah, he's still pretty fat when you look at the pic of him buying blocks of cheese at the store, but he's noticably less fat than he was last time he posted a selfie.

Phil may actually be mesomorphic now that I think about it. I mean he has lost weight rather easily before, back when he was obsessively trying to be Sasuke. If this were true, then that means that Phil would have to eat massive amounts of junk to stay as fat as he was, which should show you just how oppressed he really is.
 
Count groudon said:
Yeah, he's still pretty fat when you look at the pic of him buying blocks of cheese at the store, but he's noticably less fat than he was last time he posted a selfie.

Phil may actually be mesomorphic now that I think about it. I mean he has lost weight rather easily before, back when he was obsessively trying to be Sasuke. If this were true, then that means that Phil would have to eat massive amounts of junk to stay as fat as he was, which should show you just how oppressed he really is.
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If he was mesomorphic, he'd be a lot physically stronger. I highly doubt that describes Phil's physique.

Also, he probably mistook 170 lbs for 170 kgs.
 
Ntwadumela said:
If he was mesomorphic, he'd be a lot physically stronger. I highly doubt that describes Phil's physique.

Also, he probably mistook 170 lbs for 170 kgs.
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Yeah, Phil is hilariously weak and out of shape so that makes it a lot less likely. Still Phil is surprisingly good at losing weight for someone who can barely walk without getting winded and eats bricks of cheese like most people eat chips.
 
Count groudon said:
Yeah, Phil is hilariously weak and out of shape so that makes it a lot less likely. Still Phil is surprisingly good at losing weight for someone who can barely walk without getting winded and eats bricks of cheese like most people eat chips.
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It's only when he gives a shit, and he's only doing this to essentially spite us. Once he meets it and can crow about it, he'll balloon up again most likely.
 
Adamska said:
It's only when he gives a shit, and he's only doing this to essentially spite us. Once he meets it and can crow about it, he'll balloon up again most likely.
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Yeah, he's already done it, and once he got the results he wanted he managed to stay reasonably slim for a fairly long time, which shows that he is capable of taking care of himself. But once he became homeless and got an excuse to stop giving a shit he swelled up to the point where he was nearly twice as wide as he was before he started dieting.
 
So he gained 10 pounds in 3 months, all the while claiming to be deliberately starving because he won't use the same toilet as DA CIZ DOODZ?
 
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