Orbiter Phil’s Weird Body... - Like, WTF? I’ve never seen anything like it.

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Holy shit look at the size of those jowls,jesus christ,he is aging like shit. Also I'm gonna give you guys some homework,download the following picture on your phone,show it to a person you know and ask them how old do they think Phil is,I'm sure no one will say 39,the picture in question:

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

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Holy shit look at the size of those jowls,jesus christ,he is aging like shit. Also I'm gonna give you guys some homework,download the following picture on your phone,show it to a person you know and ask them how old do they think Phil is,I'm sure no one will say 39,the picture in question:

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I've done it and everyone said he was over 50 years old.

 

[Michael Janke]

how does phil think this is an acceptable way to look?
he looks at least 50 years old at 39. woudn't he have seen his own father at this age? im surprised he doesnt think, "damn, this is a picture of my dad at 39, i look awful."
here's a question for people more familiar with phil. at what point in his life did he start looking significantly older then he actually is?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

how does phil think this is an acceptable way to look?
he looks at least 50 years old at 39. woudn't he have seen his own father at this age? im surprised he doesnt think, "damn, this is a picture of my dad at 39, i look awful."
here's a question for people more familiar with phil. at what point in his life did he start looking significantly older then he actually is?

Since Khat moved into his house, I believe.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

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Holy shit look at the size of those jowls,jesus christ,he is aging like shit. Also I'm gonna give you guys some homework,download the following picture on your phone,show it to a person you know and ask them how old do they think Phil is,I'm sure no one will say 39,the picture in question:

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If this were Star Trek Tng some interstellar spacegout would be to blame and make crew members melt and decompose like this

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

how does phil think this is an acceptable way to look?
he looks at least 50 years old at 39. woudn't he have seen his own father at this age? im surprised he doesnt think, "damn, this is a picture of my dad at 39, i look awful."
here's a question for people more familiar with phil. at what point in his life did he start looking significantly older then he actually is?

I actually talked about this with some 'tractors some time earlier his week and we basically came to the same conclusion as @Third_World_Detractor, somewhere in 2019 is when his health and physical appearance went to complete shit and he started his transformation into a ghoul. He also looked like complete shit when Leanna left him and several months following that. He'd be missing streams or he'd be late to them all the time, he'd be making sadboi posts on the internet and he looked really disheveled.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

how does phil think this is an acceptable way to look?
he looks at least 50 years old at 39. woudn't he have seen his own father at this age? im surprised he doesnt think, "damn, this is a picture of my dad at 39, i look awful."
here's a question for people more familiar with phil. at what point in his life did he start looking significantly older then he actually is?

The problem is since you see yourself day to day you don't notice when you're getting fat or jowly like DarkDave here is. It's such a slow progression that you never actually see it happening in real time.

This is why when you see somebody you haven't seen in a couple years you're surprised by how they look because you remember them from way back when and the person standing in front of you looks different than how you remembered.

The only way that he'd notice this is if he took the time to observe himself from way back when and compare that to now. And that's never going to happen. He's too much of a narcissist to admit to himself that he's anything other than perfect.

 

[gaarashatan]

phil probably knows how he looks. but he denies it. i mean honestly noone is that dumb to sit there and pretend that doing zero exercise, sitting around all day, and eating like garbage is somehow suppose to not make you a fat unhealthy piece of shit, he just doesnt want to admit it cause of his ego and pride to his wheelchair fans. which brings me to my next point. hell never get healthy. cause you cant ever overcome something without admitting it to be a problem. and his ego/pride are so fucking out of whack that he will never, ever, do something about his unhealthy lifestyle

 

[strandedcastaway]

It's daily gin, shit diet and no exercise. Phil's bloated and sagging, that's the booze. The liver spots at 39, that I can't explain because he gets zero sun.

 

[Georshe Floydstein]

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That fucking posture.

 

[Freshtodeath]

if he hasn't had a routine cleaning in 10 years his teeth must be covered in plaque.

 

[Corpun]

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Holy shit look at the size of those jowls,jesus christ,he is aging like shit. Also I'm gonna give you guys some homework,download the following picture on your phone,show it to a person you know and ask them how old do they think Phil is,I'm sure no one will say 39,the picture in question:

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I genuinely think I've seen 90 year olds age better than him. This man is the poster child for why you should at the very least have a daily regimen of exercise, healthy foods at least one meal, and go outside.

if he hasn't had a routine cleaning in 10 years his teeth must be covered in plaque.

At this rate he avoids the dentist just because he is well aware the bill for removing all his rotted teeth would be insanely high and he has bills to pay.

 

[LolCowCentral]

if he hasn't had a routine cleaning in 10 years his teeth must be covered in plaque.

Even without insurance a lot of dentists will do routine cleaning for 29.99-79.99 if you tell then up front. You may have to call around but they exist.

This does mean no midnight McDonalds or Chinese food for him and Khet for 1 night so he probably won't do it

 

[Georshe Floydstein]

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Holy shit look at the size of those jowls,jesus christ,he is aging like shit. Also I'm gonna give you guys some homework,download the following picture on your phone,show it to a person you know and ask them how old do they think Phil is,I'm sure no one will say 39,the picture in question:

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That first picture made Phil look like an even older and fatter version of Steven Seagal.

And I must say, the best part about this thread is that it actually encourages people to do more exercise and take better care of their body to not look like Phillip.

 

[Full Race Replay]

That first picture made Phil look like an even older and fatter version of Steven Seagal.

And I must say, the best part about this thread is that it actually encourages people to do more exercise and take better care of their body to not look like Phillip.

When detractors say their content is fair use because it’s educational, this is what they mean

 

[UncleTusky]

Ladies and gentlemen Phil decided on a recent stream to show us his physique And by "his physique" I mean "his hairy gunt":

Spoiler: Absolutely haram

The kicker? He now claims to be down to 203 pounds. Even in his delusional lies he's overweight and about 50% of the way to obesity.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

He’s got so much tartar he’s dipping fish sticks in it (Thanks Mitch Hedburg)

if he hasn't had a routine cleaning in 10 years his teeth must be covered in plaque.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

I stole this from someone on LSB server,why is his hand all fat and bloated? Does he have hand gout or something? Is that due to fat + drinking gin? Weird ass body he has,and look at how low quality his camera is,he doesn't want anyone to see how bad he really looks.

 

[UncleTusky]

I stole this from someone on LSB server,why is his hand all fat and bloated? Does he have hand gout or something? Is that due to fat + drinking gin? Weird ass body he has,and look at how low quality his camera is,he doesn't want anyone to see how bad he really looks.

With the caveat that I am not a doctor I went on Healthline.com (give me a break at least it's not fucking WebMD), looked up potential causes, and picked out the ones likely to be the culprit:
* Too much salt. If the "DSP lives on frozen meals + takeout" meme is even half true, he is certainly getting more than the RDA on sodium. Then of course we have his SF streams (rimshot). This is the most likely one in my opinion.
* Psoriatic arthritis. So not gout but in the same family of diseases. I am skeptical of this because the "psoriatic" part of "psoriatic arthritis" results in scaly, red skin and he certainly does not have that issue.

Alcohol related bloating is not on the list because it mostly appears in the face and torso and I doubt it is from obesity: Phil's fat (duh) but those kinds of cucumber fingers are something I've only ever seen on the Deathfats forum and those are mostly 400-plus pound women, he is probably under 250 pounds and the weight he'd need to have sausage fingers would be even higher because he is a man. Even if you do not believe his claims to be 6 feet (I don't) it's near impossible for him to be shorter than every single woman on Deathfats just by basic probability.

 

[Reef-Raze]

Phil is very obese, but not especially overweight all things considered.
This is probably why he sees himself as a svelte, barrel-chested youth. His muscle loss and lard-gain was slow and imperceptible at first.
Couple this with his lack of self-awareness and how his job went from being wow so cool! What a dream job! to him being a pushing forty manchild with no practical skills and an employment gap you could drive a train through.