Philthy Nostalgia?

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Asandy31

Even Stingers Can Be Feminine
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That's Just Unsanitary
 
"Philadelphia sidekick"? That is by an order of magnitude the weirdest euphemism I've heard. Even "duck" and "pickle" make sense phonetically and physically. Especially, why Philadelphia?

Because that's where he hung out with Robert Wayne Stiles.
 
And Jordman!

The TransWay Trio.

Speaking of which, here's a song/pome written by Rika about Jordman!

He lumbers around in skirts and plaid shirts.

HE’S JORDMAN!

He looks like dirt and is always butthurt.

HE’S JORDMAN!

He is physically unfit and smells like SHIT!

HE’S JORDMAN!

He doesn’t look like a lady, and cries like a baby!

HE’S JORDMAN!

If you see this walking turd, be sure to flip him the bird!

HE’S JORDMAN!

He always lies, and he is surrounded by flies

HE’S JORDMAN!

He doesn’t wear underwear, Not even a thong!

HE’S JORDMAN!

He will probably cut his wrist when he hears this song!

HE’S JORDMAN!

  • Train noises*
Here comes Thomas the Tranny Engine, The fat yellow train that couldn’t!

  • Crashing noises with train noises*
I think he just fucking derailed!
 
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That's Just Unsanitary
You only miss them because that was when people actually would give you the time of day. Your utter isolation and the fact no one gives a fuck about you now is all your fault Phil.

Also lol, you didn't get the orichectomy you retarded liar.
 
This is surprising. I mean, Rika was the funniest of the Philadelphia trannies, but for obvious reasons, was also the most controversial.

I mean, he did fuck Harel and not-Mikhail up real bad when the two needed a home to stay at, all while Rika was tripping on bath salts and smearing shit everywhere.
 
You only miss them because that was when people actually would give you the time of day. Your utter isolation and the fact no one gives a fuck about you now is all your fault Phil.

Also lol, you didn't get the orichectomy you retarded liar.
Are you bovvered tho
 
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