Physicists have evidence that universe is a giant brain

[Kari Kamiya]

Sorry, not sorry for being a weeb, but:

 

[Tlazolli]

I for one, welcome being the headmate of a god.

 

[StraightShooter]

Wonder if this means there's a universe in our brains? When we're angry we're actually creating earthquakes and killing millions of people like Poseidon on a bad day?

 

[Positron]

Wonder if this means there's a universe in our brains? When we're angry we're actually creating earthquakes and killing millions of people like Poseidon on a bad day?

You're probably murdering millions of glutamate and dopamine molecules.

 

[Some JERK]

Two things are similarly shaped. That means they are the same. In other news:

- The Earth is actually a giant soap-bubble.
- The Death Star is currently orbiting Saturn.
- I'm probably going to prison for the thousands of dismembered niggo penises in my cigar humidors.
- Phil is a potato.

 

[Trilby]

Sorry, not sorry for being a weeb, but:

None taken. I reminded myself of this funky little short from the 60's!

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Whereas galaxy formation is governed by sheer gravity (and to a much lesser extent electromagnetism) and thus involve much less information.

Even if the universe is a big brain, the sheer size prevents any information from traveling its medula in any appreciable time frame.

So if it is God, we humans have more than enough time to outthink it.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if the universe is a big brain, the sheer size prevents any information from traveling its medula in any appreciable time frame.

So if it is God, we humans have more than enough time to outthink it.

That's only if God is trapped in time like we are. Perhaps everything happens simultaneously to God.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

Does this mean the big bang was a sneeze, belch or fart?

 

[Vex Overmind]

So Mr.Lovecraft was right all along. We are all just a dream by Azathoth who if he wakes: we won't.

 

[AnOminous]

Suppose the universe really is a giant brain, but it's a retarded fucked up brain, like Hartley Hooligans level tarded.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

shit, maybe guardians of the galaxy 2 wasnt completely wrong about a giant brain in space after all

 

[Dysnomia]

Suppose the universe really is a giant brain, but it's a exceptional fucked up brain, like Hartley Hooligans level tarded.

So essentially we're trapped inside a potato baby. It figures.

You now, there have always been those philosophical theories that we're all on a speck of dust or something like that. If we're really part of something much bigger than we can imagine which in turn is part of something even bigger ect... then what about what's inside us? Could the same thing be going on near infinitely down to the tiniest specks of material possible? Right now someone else on a level lower than ourselves could be wondering the same thing.

Or it's all just a coincidence. Which it probably is.

 

[cumrobbery]

That's a weird way to spell "simulation"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I've read that the largest-scale structure of galaxies throughout the universe is more like a lather of soap bubbles than brain cells. "Voids" are surrounded by clusters of galaxies. The more "bubbles" intersect, the denser and more populated an area is with galaxies.

I've also read that the universe may be like a 4-dimensional "donut" shape -- like a donut but the surface is a 3D volume -- and traveling far enough in a straight line in any direction takes you back to where you started (assuming you could outrun the expansion of the universe). I like that theory.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The universe is not a giant brian, just like ideas put forth earlier in this thread, the Universe uses patterns in the universe (fractals) to conserve energy and space, which makes me think the Universe is both autistic and lazy.

What we know as the universe, without matter, is probably just an empty vacuum that goes on forever. We could probably live until the end of this universe and still not be able to learn what it's really all about because the answer probably can't be found in this universe alone.

Does this mean the big bang was a sneeze, belch or fart?

According to social justice, it was a queef, you cishet shitlord!

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Suppose the universe really is a giant brain, but it's a exceptional fucked up brain, like Hartley Hooligans level tarded.

Judging from history it probably actually is.

 

[Tranhuviya]

We should kill it before it notices us, then use it's vast processing power to solve all our problems.