Pick a middle name for my future daughter

[Whitney Houston On Crack]

Athena.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"The Yellow Dart"

(h*r sbemail #64)

 

[batterybee]

Sneed

Damn, you beat me to it.

 

[Crex Crex]

Dyke

 

[Vibralldo]

Name it after you or your spouse's grandma or another female relative that you love

 

[Crab Latte]

Uuquusqusaad

 

[Fascist Frederick]

*Krystall

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)

 

[Rich Evans Simp]

Eglantine
Ottoline
Perpetua
Ermentrude
Atalanta
Pandora

 

[King George III]

Dichloromethane

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

Narcissa

 

[ForTheHoard]

JonBenet

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon, and she's pretty cool.

 

[Pee Cola]

La-a (pronounced "Ladasha") or Abcde (pronounced "Absidee")

 

[GeekUSA]

Barbara.

 

[oldTireWater]

Bruce-ina.

 

[I glow in the dark]

What's the worst that could happen asking the internet to name your child?

 

[Leather Gliscor]

Lilith
Ophelia
Sophie
Eva
Rose

My serious answer is something discretely botanical, but not too unique/troon-like, y'know? Good names like Veronica, Angelica, or Daphne. Counter-examples include Rose, Violet, Lily, or Daisy.

 

[mindlessobserver]

If its a daughter, may as well go for the feminine version. Which would be Josephine, Constance and Luna.

Honestly, Constance is a great female name that isn't used much these days. Its short form is Connie.

 

[Salaryman]

Samantha

 

[#FreeRoss]

Make their middle name "Lowtax" in reference to both Richard "Lowtax" Kyanaka and convicted murderer Byron "Low Tax" Looper.