Pick a superpower

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I guess I’d take light manipulation. Fuckin’ fry everything that pisses me off with badass multicolor lasers, move at the speed of light, turn myself into light and be invincible. Probably the most alpha power there is tbh.
 
I cum at all times. I solve the world hunger but I can also kill people with hypersonic stream of cum or use it to put down fires like a fireman. I can also use cumming as a method of propulsion which gives me the power of flight
 
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