Pick your Kiwi squad - Thought experiment game

[Stranger Neighbors]

The unthinkable happens (like in the injustice comics) Null goes to the dark side.

Now the farms are in shambles. Cows out of their pens and it's up to you and three other kiwis to survive the madness.

Pick three of your fellow farmers active or inactive, living or dead to team up with.

I'll start:

I'd pick my man, master of fun and safety: Prussian Blue

My savior: Y2KKKBaby

And international good boy: J A N D E K


pick your dream team

Edit: also assign character class if you like

Prussian blue: Game master

Y2KKKBaby: Shaman

J A N D E K: Rogue

Edit2: Y2KKKbaby is a warlock

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

I love being the Villian so i join Nulls team & whisper sweet plans of massdestruction in his ear...

 

[Marco Fucko]

Wizard/Mage/Magical dress person: @Y2KKK Baby

Berserker/Rapist: Judge Holden

Bard: Secret Asshole

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I love being the Villian so i join Nulls team & whisper sweet plans of massdestruction in his ear...

Evil Null has accepted you into his ranks but has decided to change you as a result with his evil powers

Spoiler: Your New Form

This shall be you forever more

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Rapist: @Ron /pol/
He will fuck enemy's moms

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Rapist: @Ron /pol/
He will fuck enemy's moms

I might have to change up my team and put Ron in class "step dad"

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

If Null ever "goes to the dark side", he'll probably just nuke the site, making our choices moot.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

If Null ever "goes to the dark side", he'll probably just nuke the site, making our choices moot.

Wrong he would turn you into:

Spoiler: This man

 

[SugarSnot]

I will do a shadow clone by making three alt accounts so that I can do a four front hive mind attack.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I will do a shadow clone by making three alt accounts so that I can do a four front hive mind attack.

Is it an infectious hive mind? Does it grow?

 

[Autisimodo]

I am the master of the Dark Arts,

- I raise @FuckYou as a Skeletal Warrior
- I have the skeletal warrior slay @LegendaryChristorian so I can raise him from the dead as a CPU goddess Lich.
- I order the Lich to kill Null so I can

DERAIL THE CAMPAIGN

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I am the master of the Dark Arts,

- I raise @FuckYou as a Skeletal Warrior
- I have the skeletal warrior slay @LegendaryChristorian so I can raise him from the dead as a CPU goddess Lich.
- I order the Lich to kill Null so I can

DERAIL THE CAMPAIGN

Truly you are a deviant Mastermind. But @Prussian Blue recently received Divine benediction and has been named the Saint of Fun and Safety, so he may be your final boss.

Undead Null does sound scary tho so idk you may be winner winner chicken dinner

 

[SugarSnot]

Is it an infectious hive mind? Does it grow?

I'll be concerned when my alt accounts start making alt accounts that I'm not aware of.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Rapist: @Ron /pol/
He will fuck enemy's moms

I don't think they deserve such gracious treatment.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I don't think they deserve such gracious treatment.

Moms deserve the best in this world!

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

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Evil Null has accepted you into his ranks but has decided to change you as a result with his evil powers

Spoiler: Your New Form

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This shall be you forever more

Its magificent i accept this glorious change in the honor of the DARK LORD <3

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I'd run this like a heist (think Ocean's 11. The TRUE and HONEST original, not the remake).
Ron /pol/ as the fall guy and guinea pig. If I can bring him back, I can bring Null back, and if anything goes wrong, I can always blame him.
Dynastia as the man on the ground. His shitposting and penis-photo-sending skills make him invaluable for the team.
Judge Holden as the nuclear option. If Dear Leader is beyond saving, Holden will create a picture that will scare Null to death.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I'd run this like a heist (think Ocean's 11. The TRUE and HONEST original, not the remake).
Ron /pol/ as the fall guy and guinea pig. If I can bring him back, I can bring Null back, and if anything goes wrong, I can always blame him.
Dynastia as the man on the ground. His shitposting and penis-photo-sending skills make him invaluable for the team.
Judge Holden as the nuclear option. If Dear Leader is beyond saving, Holden will create a picture that will scare Null to death.

Truly a formidable team. The 3/4 horsemen of the internet apocalypse.

Dynastia is scary. A true Keyser Soze

 

[Y2K Baby]

If you don't make me a Warlock, you don't deserve to have me on your team.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Yah boi Harvey McClout is here to chug a beer with ya