Pick your Kiwi squad - Thought experiment game

Hoo boy only 3? I could make a full platoon of posters that would ride like War Boys over the autism wasteland as an unstoppable force of shitposting might. But if I gotta go with 3...
@Reynard - All business all the time, hands as fast as their futa cock is large. Will fuck you up.
@Sword Fighter Super - Master assassin and professional thief. The living embodiment of the Navy Seals copypasta.
@Oscar Wildean - Warrior, poet, gay. Can discern the motives of men by peering into their souls.

Don't worry though, you'll all be part of my great and powerful army while I go full Ken-Oh up in this bitch.
 
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FierceBrosnan said:
Hoo boy only 3? I could make a full platoon of posters that would ride like War Boys over the autism wasteland as an unstoppable force of shitposting might. But if I gotta go with 3...
@Reynard - All business all the time, hands as fast as their futa cock is large. Will fuck you up.
@Sword Fighter Super - Master assassin and professional thief. The living embodiment of the Navy Seals copypasta.
@Oscar Wildean - Warrior, poet, gay. Can discern the motives of men by peering into their souls.

Don't worry though, you'll all be part of my great and powerful army while I go full Ken-Oh up in this bitch.
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Oscar is gay.
 
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Gotta go with the classic tabletop group

I'll take @Nurse Ratchet as my cleric. She can mend our wounds and lobotomize any traitors among us

@Mesh Gear Fox can be the wizard. Specializing in Enchantment, him and his Hypno-toad familiar can bend the minds of the foes to our side

@Judge Holden as our fighter. A bigger badass you'll never find.

@Reynard as the thief. Clever like a fox indeed, he can rob Null blind without anyone the wiser.
 
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WinterMoonsLight said:
Gotta go with the classic tabletop group

I'll take @Nurse Ratchet as my cleric. She can mend our wounds and lobotomize any traitors among us

@Mesh Gear Fox can be the wizard. Specializing in Enchantment, him and his Hypno-toad familiar can bend the minds of the foes to our side

@Judge Holden as our fighter. A bigger badass you'll never find.

@Reynard as the thief. Clever like a fox indeed, he can rob Null blind without anyone the wiser.
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Quite the specimens. I shall shapeshift and follow your adventures from the shadows
 
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Angel Baby Firefly said:
No one. Considering the stock here, I think I have a better chance on my own.
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With spunk like that consider yourself conscripted into my Holy Empire. Also every other Thursday is the "pancake breakfast and slave rebellion quelling" so bring your bullwhip.. and appetite!
 
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