Pick your waifu

[Kiwi Jeff]

Stop or I'll shoot. This is a good man and if you took the time to get to know him you would find that out. He doesn't want to hurt us. He doesn't feed off of humans. He wants to help us. He wants to help find cures for diseases. He wants to help find cures for diseases like AIDs. Maybe that doesn't mean much to you but it means a lot to people like me who have it. That's right I have AIDs and it's advancing very quickly. I don't have that much longer to live and I will not hesitate to shoot someone for trying to kill AIDS-kun. I'm not afraid of punishment, death, or things I do not understand. All of you are afraid of him not because you truly think he is evil but because you don't understand what he is. What kind of Christian spirit is this? Would you do this to someone who has cancer? No! You would help them because they have a horrible disease. What makes him so different? Do you think he revels in what he's become?

[shoots man]

I'm not playing around!

 

[Creep3r]

Black Plague-chwan is a cultured and mature woman well-versed in history and social etiquette, and unlike Ebola-chan, the relationship isn't just a shitty one night stand, it is long and meaningful. The patrician's choice.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Stop or I'll shoot. This is a good man and if you took the time to get to know him you would find that out. He doesn't want to hurt us. He doesn't feed off of humans. He wants to help us. He wants to help find cures for diseases. He wants to help find cures for diseases like AIDs. Maybe that doesn't mean much to you but it means a lot to people like me who have it. That's right I have AIDs and it's advancing very quickly. I don't have that much longer to live and I will not hesitate to shoot someone for trying to kill AIDS-kun. I'm not afraid of punishment, death, or things I do not understand. All of you are afraid of him not because you truly think he is evil but because you don't understand what he is. What kind of Christian spirit is this? Would you do this to someone who has cancer? No! You would help them because they have a horrible disease. What makes him so different? Do you think he revels in what he's become?

[shoots man]

I'm not playing around!

>tfw your fundie parents, their friends, and a garbage pail kid try to kill your KFC barfing ogre boyfriend

 

[BeanBidan]

Black Plague-sama is best

 

[drtoboggan]

None of them because waifus are for faggots.

 

[Dank and Edgy Autist]

I'll pick rabies-tan

 

[Star Wormwood]

I commissioned fanart of me and my one true waifu Plague-sama. We're very happy together, till death do us part

 

[adorable bitch]

obviously the gothic one.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Anne Frank

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I could have gone my whole entire life without seeing that dick under AIDS-kun's skirt.

I would have if I didn't read your comment.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Marburg because Ebola's the pussy one.
Source: I read The Hot Zone.

 

[CWCchange]

Black Plague-sama, but I'm beginning to like Marburg-nee-san.

 

[Pina Colada]

Malaria-senpai. Cute nurses are top-tier.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Nobodies giving the proper love to Ebolachan ITT