🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

As much as I want Faith to abandon the gunt, I'm weary to call it just yet.

 

[Vetti]

He did that somewhat recently, 2 or 3 weeks ago I think. Can't remember which show it was but he gave the obligatory "I talked to Zidan recently, we might be doing something with that soon" remark.

Guntwatch Update: We're closing in on 7:00PM Virginia time and Ralph is just tweeting about Trump and shilling his show. No word regarding Fai yet.

Zidan didn't even come back for the holiday shows. It's never going to happen.

 

[Love Machine]

As much as I want Faith to abandon the gunt, I'm weary to call it just yet.

He said Monday, there are only a few hours left. Unless he is just waiting till tomorrow to try and """own""" the kiwi farms.

 

[Edilg]

I assume Faith is with her family in DC and they'll put her on the short flight to Richmond if they can't deprogram her. They definitely don't want to see the Gunt face to face.

 

[Glade Candles]

Regardless of what happens, Ralph will try to spin it to be his win.

HEY FAI FAI THOSE KAREN FARMS AYLAWGS THINK YER GONNA LEAVE ME SO I'M MAKIN' EM SWEAT CAUSE YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME RIGHT FAI FAI

...FAI FAI?

GAYTAH FAI FAI LEFT ME, HIT THE SOUNDBOARD

 

[instythot]

I assume Faith is with her family in DC and they'll put her on the short flight to Richmond if they can't deprogram her. They definitely don't want to see the Gunt face to face.

No danger of that any time soon. Gunt can't cross state lines without getting written approval from a state bureaucracy

They can do a nice, relaxed deprogramming with breaks for tea and cookies

 

[Marvel Cinematic Universe]

As much as I want Faith to abandon the gunt, I'm weary to call it just yet.

I don't see her going home. She's a psychotic cutter with manic depression. Despite her parent's efforts, I guarantee the Gunt is bombarding her with manipulative texts as we speak.

I fully expect a gloating selfy within a few hours with fai and the gunt. Quote me.

 

[High Tea]

He hasn't been teasing a Zidan appearance "coming soon, you never know what's gonna happen on the killstream. Me and Zidan still talk all the time you know" for a while, has he?

He also occasionally reminds people of Zidan by saying things like, 'I saw this on Zidan's Twitter' or 'Zidan tweeted this'. I think what's more is that Zidan tweets about news and he or Gator probably check it for show prep.

 

[not william stenchever]

MC Jarbo's greatest hit yet

 

[Curious Addie]

Ethan's recent twitter has the texture of passive agressive fake nonchalance. Like if Faith broke up with him and Ethan is pretending he doesn't even care enough to acknowledge it, or even to stop shitposting.

He would be gloating about picking up his fetching child bride, complaining about traffic, posting lunch pics, literally anything other than boring news retweets.

He will attempt to deny us our nectar, possibly claiming they are continuing their relationship long distance.

 

[All becomes gunt]

I don't see her going home. She's a psychotic cutter with manic depression. Despite her parent's efforts, I guarantee the Gunt is bombarding her with manipulative texts as we speak.

I fully expect a gloating selfy within a few hours with fai and the gunt. Quote me.

Honestly i give it a 50/50. We won't really know untill the end, there is a real chance her father got through to her, yes though the gunt is sending manipulative text as we speak. It all depends on how her time was in Ralph's hovel honestly, which i'd wager by the outside looks of it and the paper plates and his mother that needs dialysis, not very good.

 

[Sam Losco]

I am a shit video and audio editor, but I still think this is funny.

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't see her going home. She's a psychotic cutter with manic depression. Despite her parent's efforts, I guarantee the Gunt is bombarding her with manipulative texts as we speak.

I fully expect a gloating selfy within a few hours with fai and the gunt. Quote me.

the thing is though ethan apparently lied to her about a great many things that she apparently is finding out the truth of, i think people sent her pillstream and miscellaneous racist stuff he most likely whitewashed, maybe vaush stream too.

 

[Unog]

the thing is though ethan apparently lied to her about a great many things that she apparently is finding out the truth of, i think people sent her pillstream and miscellaneous racist stuff he most likely whitewashed, maybe vaush stream too.

Plot twist: she comes back to the gunt, not to get away from her parents, but to get even.

 

[Instapot]

My last one for the day.

 

[Caramelized Squid]

Im sure Ralph is sending texts to Faith right now about how she is definitely not just a slampiece to show off to his paypigs and that of course he wasn't hitting up Ade for a threesome, its just gayops Fai Fai.

 

[instythot]

Plot twist: she comes back to the gunt, not to get away from her parents, but to get even.

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I could really see this one. She's got all the signs of a teenage girl sticking it to daddy because he told her no too often, and all the signs of future trailer trash dealing with very poor youthful decisions for the rest of her life

It's be great for her if she escaped Ethan Ralph, but she's already bad enough at making her own decisions that she crossed state lines to make him a sandwich

 

[Easterling]

the thing is though ethan apparently lied to her about a great many things that she apparently is finding out the truth of, i think people sent her pillstream and miscellaneous racist stuff he most likely whitewashed, maybe vaush stream too.

Ralph is nothing but consistent with his hypocrisy, @Bryan Dunn mentioned this with his stream with PPP that ralph lied about the same shit with Nora years ago. He would shoot the shit with internet dudes and be super edgy and change his opnions as soon as she entered a skype call. Again take anything Bryan says with a gain of salt but given Ethan's habbit of changing his poltics to suit his needs it wouldnt suprise me in the slightest that he would lie to Faith about saying N slurs and all the other nonsense hes assocaited himself with over the years. For a girl that has a real desire for childern I doubt she's be too pleased to find out ralph hosted a charity stream only to dunk on a man who's wife miscarried.

 

[Polinky]

MC Jarbo's greatest hit yet

I can't stop listening to it unironically. I'm sure Ralph is absolutely seething about it, but since it's MC Jarbo he's more likely to ignore it than sperg out about it. Of course, I'd love to be proven wrong on that.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is nothing but consistent with his hypocrisy, @Bryan Dunn mentioned this with his stream with PPP that ralph lied about the same shit with Nora years ago. He would shoot the shit with internet dudes and be super edgy and change his opnions as soon as she entered a skype call. Again take anything Bryan says with a gain of salt but given Ethan's habbit of changing his poltics to suit his needs it wouldnt suprise me in the slightest that he would lie to Faith about saying N slurs and all the other nonsense hes assocaited himself with over the years. For a girl that has a real desire for childern I doubt she's be too pleased to find out ralph hosted a charity stream only to dunk on a man who's wife miscarried.

GFAI FAI ITS NOT TRUUUUU, ZOOO-MER GIRL ITS NOT TRU, I LUB BLACK GUYS!

I can't stop listening to it unironically. I'm sure Ralph is absolutely seething about it, but since it's MC Jarbo he's more likely to ignore it than sperg out about it. Of course, I'd love to be proven wrong on that.

im going to be a bit bold and predict that ethan and co will flag it and blame matt