🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

FakeNewsAnchor said:
Unironically don't do it though cuz Ralph could potentially dox you if he were to investigate where the packages came from / who paid for them. Doing shit like that is funny until 30 people do it and the police decide to look into it and the shipping companies hand over your info to them.
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Why would the police bother to look into people sending him dildos? It's not illegal.

Edit: seriously don't send him dildos though. We already know he owns a dildo, so he'd probably enjoy more.
 
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Jiz Oleman said:
they asked for people to send supplies like food, toiletries, etc., and instead were bombarded with delivery after delivery of big huge dildos. The phone videos of them hurling the dildos down on the mess hall table, and screaming at people to stop it, made me feel horrible for them. I would feel even worse if this happened to Ethan.
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You know, Ralph is something of a dildo himself: He's a dick, except nothing about him is real.

EDIT: Also don't literally do this. I know it would be funny as fuck but that sort of harassment is beneath this community.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
Why would the police bother to look into people sending him dildos? It's not illegal.
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Not if someone is getting a few, but if some rich alog were to send him one like every day (like was implied in the Bundy story) it might be a different story. He could point to this thread and show that it was being done to piss him off, which might constitute harassment. idk, it just seems like you're putting yourself at risk by having your billing info attached to packages/products you're sending to a vindictive lolcow.
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
Not if someone is getting a few, but if some rich alog were to send him one like every day (like was implied in the Bundy story) it might be a different story. He could point to this thread and show that it was being done to piss him off, which might constitute harassment. idk, it just seems like you're putting yourself at risk by having your billing info attached to packages/products you're sending to a vindictive lolcow.
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That and no trolling plans in threads. Josh is big on that. Some nonsence you gotta take straight to DMs
 
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Mundane Ralph said:

Poop Senders - The ULTIMATE Gag Gift - SWEET Revenge at its FINEST

Anonymously send a package of poop to your friends or enemies. The ultimate gag gift. Sweet revenge at its finest.
www.poopsenders.com
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As a representative of all Ralph alogs, I completely disavow all autistic trolling operations. That would violate the forum guidelines - something that I can say on behalf of all alogs is a breach of our deeply-held values and ethics.
 
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It's pretty fucking easy to anonymously ship packages, making them untrackable to you.
That said, such trolling ops even in the open air is extremely fucking gay. Why would anyone spend money to buy him anything in the first place? I fail to see how funny it is, even if 10 people are that autistic. If you're thinking about sending him sextoys "for the lolz xDD", maybe buy a pair of sharp scissors and start your gender reassignment.

Ralph owns maybe two or three of those already. If it doesn't smell like Nora, he's not gonna care.
 
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Mundane Ralph said:
Why would the police bother to look into people sending him dildos? It's not illegal.

Edit: seriously don't send him dildos though. We already know he owns a dildo, so he'd probably enjoy more.
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He wouldn't enjoy any phallus lacking a coating of Pakistani goochjuice on it.

And really, how the living fuck is mailing shit to people still legal, with all the auto-immune diseases out there?
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I don't understand why anyone would send him anything. He already comes here and reads every single word written about him, that should be enough for most people. The one thing I do think someone should send him is a set of ceramic plates. Totally acceptable, a kind gesture even. But he'll know.
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i would add only do this if you preserve proof you sent the plates so when ethan brags you can contradict him
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
I don't understand why anyone would send him anything. He already comes here and reads every single word written about him, that should be enough for most people. The one thing I do think someone should send him is a set of ceramic plates. Totally acceptable, a kind gesture even. But he'll know.
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Actually on second thought, that's not a good idea. Even if he spends a couple weeks seething over it, Ralph will just wrap them, hide them for a couple months, and pretend he bought his mother a Christmas gift, so I don't th...

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i would add only do this if you preserve proof you sent the plates so when ethan brags you can contradict him
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Never mind, it's a great idea.
 
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AltisticRight said:
It's pretty fucking easy to anonymously ship packages, making them untrackable to you.
That said, such trolling ops even in the open air is extremely fucking gay. Why would anyone spend money to buy him anything in the first place? I fail to see how funny it is, even if 10 people are that autistic. If you're thinking about sending him sextoys "for the lolz xDD", maybe buy a pair of sharp scissors and start your gender reassignment.

Ralph owns maybe two or three of those already. If it doesn't smell like Nora, he's not gonna care.
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Yeah guys, that's just childish.

you're supposed to wait until he's run out of money for food and send him meow mix and rocky mountain oysters with a bottle of genuine warm "fishky"


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donjulio said:
Yeah guys, that's just childish.

you're supposed to wait until he's run out of money for food and send him meow mix and rocky mountain oysters with a bottle of genuine warm "fishky"


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Good god. I was going to say send him empty bottles with just some drops left in it so he can smell the booze but can't have any.

Don't send him shit though guys, don't be dumb. He'll fuck up enough on his own, time has proven this again and again. We're on page 3010 for christs sake!
 
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