🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Guntkvd]

Jobless Johnny will gladly become number one Ralph janny, only if Ralph gives him personal amnesty. Clog wishes he was Ralph.

 

[PhoBingas]

What? This is re-opened? I feel bad for the nigga who might still be trying to finish this 3600+ page monolith.

 

[Masked Hero Dark Law]

Was getting this thread unlocked another divine message sent to Jobless Johnny by god?

Can Cog just do the world a solid and ventilate his forehead or at least rope himself given that it's unlikely he could get a gun in the UK.

 

[Gator_Aids]

Ethan Ralph

• Has had plenty of sexual partners and none of them Poojeetesses

Conclusion: Cog will never be as great as Ralph.

Whoa, whoa, whoa buddy.

Ralph upgraded and at least his poojeet got an MD but let’s not rewrite history.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Ralph may be poor, but Cog is both poor and British, which is by an order of magnitude a much more pitiful state of existence.
Yes, Ralph lives in squalor, but so does Cog, and Cog has to do so in the UK. Can you imagine? Having no choice but to be British? The thought alone makes me want to vomit. Merida is a paradise, where the senoritas are beautiful and the modellos flow like wine. England is a land without hope, upon which the sun literally never shines, where the senoritas are Indian, and you need a loiscence to watch TV or jack off. I can think of no more a depressing place in the world to be trapped in. If I died and you tried to bury me in England my corpse would get up and leave. At any point Ralph can choose to end his self-imposed exile and return to the US. Cog is trapped forever the UK.

If I had to choose between living Ralph's life or Cog's I would kill myself immediately. But as a second choice I would rather live 100 years as a ragepig in Mexico than spend even a single day as Jobless Johnny and living the pitiful existence he leads in whatever angloid shithole he's bonded in serfdom to.

 

[not william stenchever]

Ralph may be poor, but Cog is both poor and British, which is by an order of magnitude a much more pitiful state of existence.

If you ignore the greater London shithole area the median income in the UK is approximately the same as the US state of Mississipi. So most actual British people are poor and British. Horrifying thought.

 

[Um...]

At any point Ralph can choose to end his self-imposed exile and return to the US.

Are you serious? Ralph can barely afford his $400/month Mexican rent. He can not “return to the US” any time he wants. He can’t even afford to live in Tijuana, much the less the USA.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Are you serious? Ralph can barely afford his $400/month Mexican rent. He can not “return to the US” any time he wants. He can’t even afford to live in Tijuana, much the less the USA.

I meant that he can physically re-enter the US any time he wants. Yes he'd probably be homeless but that's still a step up from Cog's situation.

 

[Sammich]

Ralph was married to Nora, who was by all accounts a nice lady, and a doctoral candidate. Cog married some low tier fat curry slurping hog.

Cog always wanted to be an American, and Ralph just fucked off to messico to eat tortas and fuck sloots.

Cog just can't measure up, could never measure up, and will never measure up. Cog also groomed his niece, not to have sex with her, but to be some sort of youtube grifter, and that's disgusting.

 

[Sprate Header]

I heard on the grapevine that Cog is a pedophile. Sick guy!

 

[PauperVita]

I heard on the grapevine that Cog is a pedophile. Sick guy!

If by the grapevine you mean his entire family then you are CORRECT!

 

[not william stenchever]

Cog just can't measure up, could never measure up, and will never measure up.

Total GVNT dominance.

 

[Quintex96]

Kill yourself Cog, I'm embarrassed to share a country with you, you pathetic waste of oxygen. Ralph may be a walking circus but he is still leagues better than you.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Ralph is disgusting, revolting, unfathomably sickening, and a genuine piece of shit, but YOU Cog, YOU are a dingleberry hanging off of Ralph's asshole. Whatever Ralph is, you are infinitely more pathetic for the simple fact that your entire life revolves around him.

Plus you're BRITISH! You're CATTLE! You're SHEEP! You have NO RIGHTS! Your government sodomizes you and you say "THANK YOU SIR MAY I PLEASE HAVE ANOTHER?"

 

[NSA Intern]

COGROACH FINALLY ACHIEVED SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE, AND THAT WAS ONE MORE PLACE TO CALL RALPH A FERAL HOG
This is and will remain your greatest attainment, and it's all downhill from here. Somehow, considering how low you are already.

 

[byuuWasTaken]

No matter how much you act as a nigger, Cog, you will never, EVER, be a certified bona fide vanta-black nigger.
Cope, sneed, and dilate.

 

[Um...]

I meant that he can physically re-enter the US any time he wants. Yes he'd probably be homeless but that's still a step up from Cog's situation.

Technically, but it’s always via Tijuana for some reason (financial/being poor, passport issue, who knows?) and he can’t be in Tijuana without being beat up, robbed, thrown out of a strip club, arrested, thrown in jail or stranded with no dinero so there’s that. I think he’s too scared to go back now, poor lil pig.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

i'm shocked cog didn't paint his nails up to pretend to be his wife again. surely he must've considered it.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

COGBROS IM SURE THIS IS ALL A WORK BY THE KIWI JANNIES AND IT'LL ALL GO AWAY WHEN COG FLIES TO MÉRIDA AND KICKS RALPH'S ASS WHEN HE LEAVES THE HOUSE FOR TORTAS

JUST WAIT COGBROS IM SURE ITS COMING AFTER THE NEXT COGFUND FOR THE COGVERSE

 

[412-L]

CAN’T ABORT THE RALPHA-THREAD!