Rage Pig
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Nothing "comes up" on a Sunday for an unemployed bum without family or friends in his third world hideout. He either got uninvited or is so fucked up that he fears to appear on video.
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If Gunt was originally lying about not attending the groyper copefest to try & dodge getting served, he could be lying about “flying out in the morning,” before the pride rally to mask that he will be there.
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Better than 50% chance he was told to stay away from the AF stuff with slightly lower chance his house was robbed / he's being kicked out. It could also just be more bullshit to avoid further legal service like the the suicide baits and missed flight talk.
It'd be a cool thread poll but not sure we'd ever hear the truth.
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Foowentes didn't want his attendees to catch leprosy.
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That's really curious. I'd expect if Nick told him to fuck off, he'd chimp out at Nick like he does everyone else. There's one of two possibilities here:
1) Ralph knows Nick is his only path forward and he will let the catboy deep dick him with barbed penis to stay on Cozy, and/or
2) Nick is actually able to stay diplomatic with Ralph to make him see things his way.
I can imagine Nick is doing the "hey king... Things are really unfair for you right now with those evil women and California Courts
, but you know how the optics are..."
Pentamidine
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He's worried about Vickers sending someone else (that he isn't worried about doxing to give him the corrected service papers, is my guess. So he's lying again
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Then why announce you'll be boarding the flight to Cancun/Melrida in the morning? The process server can just stake out the gate until the flight leaves without Ralph and then head over to the AF thing
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Ralph has said before that his rosacea is something he is deeply insecure about and his skin is currently deteriorating quickly. Maybe he just doesn't want to be seen looking like Pizza the Hut in front of all the catboys.
Pentamidine
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The same reason he thought having someone announce he was "someplace safe" and hiding in the terminal for 2 hours would work. He's incredibly stupid.
Rage Pig
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Nick was too much of a coward to give a hard "no" to Ralph. Ralph, being an obnoxious drunk, decided as long as he wasn't told no he was totally welcome to come. Then Drunk plague victim stumbles his way to Florida, proclaims O'Day is his hero, gets served, and then Nick is finally forced to give the hard no.
I'd bet whoever was dumb enough to offer gunt a sofa for clout had a tough night too. Big W for Pantsu and Harry who love Nick.
Real successful trip for the Ralphamale. I love when Ralph blows money for our entertainment and his humiliation.
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I dunno. Maybe he was uninvited, but we'll have to see if there's any "home" (read: avocado manor) drama in the next week. If something did come back "home" the landlord might've walked into avocado manor and saw that Ralph had completely destroyed the place in an Ambien fueled bender. Look how he destroyed all his streaming equipment just the other day, his lifeblood. Think he wouldn't do less to a home that doesn't belong to him and has no investment in?
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I wonder if the something was Nick sliding Ralph some cash to go back to Mexico and resume his gradual suicide.
@Cucktry Roads Ah good point. Maybe the landlord found his channel.
@Cucktry Roads Ah good point. Maybe the landlord found his channel.
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Unfortunately, we'll probably never know the truth. I think my hypothesis is more likely though. Just imagine having this raving lunatic as a guest in your home. They're never going to get the pig stains out of their furniture.
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It's definitely a possibility. I could see some alog calling the home owner. It's an Air BnB , not even a long term rental. Even if he didn't trash the place just going into his room and seeing the bottle minefield would probably be enough to get him trouble. I don't know though, if it's rental problems we will know pretty quickly. He will be absolutely fucked if he gets booted from there, he will have to grift hard and he has no pantsu to co-sign, or use her Air BnB account to get a place. So it's hotel living, couch surfing, or begging someone to be a roommate, who will also put their name on the lease. He's painted himself into a corner banking on mexico and not paying any of his debts while also gambling away every penny he made last year.
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I think Nick sent him home, but in a nice way.
”You’re health is more important buddy get some rest at home.”
”You’re health is more important buddy get some rest at home.”
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Looks like Rome is back on the menu for JCaesar. Go forth and conquer, big fella! Don't let that hotel mirror get you down!
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He is glued to Kiwi Farms