🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fannyscum]

I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hai, Mark.

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[AnOminous]

Why not, Ralph?

Because he's a lolcow. Even though we have all seen his extremely tiny penis, he will deny it's incredibly diminutive proportions.

 

[HackerX]

I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hai, Mark.
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I appreciate that there's substantially more evidence that Ralph is a domestic abuser than May getting diddled by her uncle.


SuperSwiyan hissy fit = "you're not gonna stop me. If you try and stop me, I'm gonna kill you "

Sandra sent the wrong son to the retard home, and May should probably head over there too TBH. There's no good explanation to justify this shit, but anyone that can rub 2 braincells together shouldn't be surprised. There were frequent comments years ago that Ralph clearly hated her and she's the pick-me variant that things being a helpless retard is attractive for some reason.


I'm not particularly sold on standard abuse victim behavior either since Ralph is exactly the same person he's always been, added xannies. All I can say is IBS are really picking up!

 

[AnOminous]

Why does it always have to be during one of the worst moments of his life?

Every moment of this disgusting fat faggot's life is the worst because he is one of the worst people alive.

 

[Vesperus]

I would have thought the worst points were getting dragged from a plane to Italy for being drunk, ripping a wheel off on the median because you were stoned, or getting the shit kicked out of you in Portugal - twice - because you are a fat bastard.

Clearly I have much to learn.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

The cope is real
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Why does it always have to be during one of the worst moments of his life?

Obviously, no one believes this is a one-off moment from a man in the desperate thralls of despair. It is a not so surprising new territory for the revenge pornographer to delve into, and an uncomfortable look into the hog's personal life and the three hours a day he isn't passed out on camera begging for nickels. May's behavior in the video is clearly practiced and focused on de-escalation, meaning that she has had plenty of experience in tempering the passions of el cerdo furioso. Which also isn't surprising. Ralph's only people skills he has displayed online involve yelling at people until they submit, or give up, so it's hardly surprising its the only thing he function in the real world as well.

By far the biggest blunder Ralph has ever made is provoking Harry and crossing the Rubi-corn with his latest criminal acts. All his good will is torched, and even someone like Rackets will probably keep him at arms length with a domestic scandal abound. All his internet fwens are gone once more... besides Juju and The Pedophile.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The cartel should stuff the fat pig into a barrel and bury him alive. That would be funny

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

Why are people paying to see Ralphs penis?

Because Ralph is a whore. We don't want to see any part of him really, we just want to see Ralph debase himself even further for shekels or attention.

 

[Telemeter]

I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hai, Mark.
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He thinks Rekieta and TUG are ready to fire up their streams to defend the Gunt against his domestic abuse accusations.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Cross posting this from the Harry Morris thread:
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Oh, lord. Of course he's back on the "men's rights/mah babies have all been stolen by witchy women [whom I abused].".


Hey, Ralph: being a "drugged/drunken idiot" in the way you were revealed to be in that clip is abuse. Provoked or not provoked; drunk or sober; having a bad day or a good one.

Creating a home life like that one, being a belligerent bully, threatening and cowing your wife while she simpers around trying to appease you and clean up your mess because you're too wasted to take care of yourself - that is abuse.

All your falls, car "mishaps," lost items, tossed-away baby carriage, airport blowups, bills forgotten or unpaid, beat-downs, sitting surrounded by bottles, nodding off mid-sentence - you're a fucking wreck, and your self-abuse created an abusive home for your fucked-up codependent wife (of her own poor choices...right up until that last one, which may be the best thing she's done in her otherwise icky and craven adulthood) and for your innocent daughter. You're a bad person; you were a bad husband/mate; and you're a nothing father.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The cartel should stuff the fat pig into a barrel and bury him alive. That would be funny

Let’s start posting in Spanish to increase the odds

El Gunto es muy mal y super gordo

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

He's such a fag. "She stole my daughter that I never cared for or cared about! I haven't done anything to try to see her but she's being kept from me! Men's rights!"

Also, the drunk/drugged excuse is bullshit. I've been blacked out on alcohol and benzos before and I didn't berate or threaten my wife because I'm not a shitty person at my core like he is. I just knocked stuff over and laughed about how I was a retard and thanked my wife a million times for helping me.

 

[CHARizard]

Wonder how long this will take to backtrack

 

[Mikoyan]

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Wonder how long this will take to backtrack

This will be exquisite in Josh's Ralphavox.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Im not exactly a porn expert, but given how many fethishes there are and the ((people)) who run the porn industry I'd assume that tiny pecker porn is a thing. But is freakshow porn? Are even terminal coomers so debased they would voluntarily watch the gunt flaping back and forth as the Mephis mimi fails to penetrate?

 

[UnKillFill]

No Ralph, you aren't Johnny Depp. If anything, you're Amber Turd here. You even pooped the bed.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Wonder how long this will take to backtrack

last time he tweeted this out he dropped the meigh nude less than 48 hours later, and the time before that it took less than 72 hours. So if the pattern holds true, less than 24 this time.

 

[Major von der Westfront]

Let’s start posting in Spanish to increase the odds

El Gunto es muy mal y super gordo

Sí. Méxicano aqui. Mi jefe quieren que matar el cerdo furioso. Por favor, manda 10,000 pesos.

 

[Long Time Caller]

It is amusing to have confirmation from the hog himself that he also fought with Nora's father like he has with Ralph2 and Harry. Based Muslimo was just the only one smart enough to keep it off social media.

 

[thebigdream]

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Wonder how long this will take to backtrack

The lack of self-awareness

He sounds like every alcoholic dad who briefly had an epiphany and attempted to 'set things right' before immediately going back to spiralling and self-destruction. It's so textbook it hurts. If he had the money he'd be trying to buy Rozy a pony