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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 55 44.4%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 14 11.3%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.4%
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    124
MirnaMinkoff said:
Iā€™m sure Merida has plenty of escorts? Was Ralph so hard up he could only find one to agree to him on the other side of Mexico?
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From what I understand she hit him up in tinder. Whatever sheā€™s running it could be looking for a green card, rich American to let her live in Florida, an escort doing GFE, or just trying to fleece dumb Americans tourists. Whatever it is Ralph is too stupid and retarded to see the red flags staring him in the face especially when they can only communicate via Google translate.
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
Add to that the fact that heā€™s told Deni all this shit about him being a big baller with money to burn. If sheā€™s run her mouth down there at all then thereā€™s folks that know in advance heā€™s coming down there.
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
You may very well be right, maybe nothing happens and all of us making big predictions eat some crow (just another day on the fanfic farms run by that darn pedophile johm potter ofc) but don't think if something happens it's because they're doing it randomly or for funsies, ralph talks big shit, flashes his paltry money around like he's a mafia don, is aggressive and in his search for escorts and drugs could very easily make himself a target not for being american but for pissing off the wrong amigo with his wigger rich gringo attitude.
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Don't forget, he also has a twitter account with almost 80,000 followers that I'm sure he's boasted about to Pantsuela. We know those are mostly dormant followers from years ago (before "da sektur" died), and that he no longer gets any real engagement on twitter... but if the wrong person in Mexico were to catch wind of that, it could definitely make him a target.

I'm with the people saying he'll probably be fine, though. My guess is that he has an 80% chance of nothing too bad happening (maybe just getting rolled for the cash he won on the Chiefs game), but that leaves a 20% chance he ends up in a shallow grave. I'm obviously pulling these numbers out my ass, but if I'm right, that's pretty much a round of Russian roulette. I don't think the Ralphamale would shy away from Russian roulette. He'd probably be willing to do it on stream to hit a dono goal if he had a revolver handy.
 
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Clarence said:
The US plates on his truck are not helping him any bit as well.
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Which is why heā€™s careful where he drives it. Notice that heā€™d rather pay for the round-trip ticket to MX City and the round-trip bus fare from there to Taxco and back rather than just drive the Ralphatruck. Thats because he knows thereā€™s no way he could drive from where his is to there and back without getting got.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
The reality is Ralph is going to be fine. Sure, shit happens in Mexico but Ralph also lived in Richmond and went to DC a lot and hood shit happens there too. Cartel dudes are gully but they're not stupid and don't just randomly kill Americans for funsies.
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Senpai noticed you.
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
You may very well be right, maybe nothing happens and all of us making big predictions eat some crow (just another day on the fanfic farms run by that darn pedophile johm potter ofc) but don't think if something happens it's because they're doing it randomly or for funsies, ralph talks big shit, flashes his paltry money around like he's a mafia don, is aggressive and in his search for escorts and drugs could very easily make himself a target not for being american but for pissing off the wrong amigo with his wigger rich gringo attitude.
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I promise you Gunt is the most polite, big smile, ā€œyaaas masterā€ coward imaginable when heā€™s in public around Mexican men. He doesnā€™t speak the language, nor understand the social cues, so to him every man in Mexico is a big threat to his fat ass. There is no mouth running outside of his grubby little room yelling on the internet. I think his Portugal adventure cured him of his public braggadocio outside the USA for good, and he knows Mexico is far more dangerous than any western European country.

Americans are usually safe in Mexico if they stick to the safe tourist places and routes. But the only reason there is a stink raised about an American getting murdered, robbed or kidnapped in Mexico is because they have American family who notices and raises a ruckus. If something goes wrong with Pantsuelaā€™s pimp thereā€™s no parents, spouse, or siblings sounding the alarm in 48 hours and getting the embassy or media to hop in immediate action.

Nobody is going to raise an alarm if Ralph goes down in Mexico. It would take two weeks for some online simp to put in the effort to ask someone look for Ralphā€™s corpse and even that would be difficult because the embassy is only going to assist family seeking assistance, not internet randos.

Just think the only person in a position to get the American govt to lift a finger for Ralph if heā€™s a crime victim or sick and dying in Mexico is Pantsu (legal wife) and Harry. LMAO. His only hope is the woman he abused, released nude photos of online, gleefully detailed a story about her being raped as a teen, shit all over her family, screamed at her to clean up his piss bottles and got a protection order against him. Somehow I donā€™t think Pantsu will be calling any consulates or giving interviews to the media about her ā€œmissing husbandā€ more likely just toasting with her family that the pimp or Mexican Xanax finally ended the long Gunt nightmare.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
Iā€™m in the camp ā€œNothing happensā€. In fact Iā€™m looking forward to Ethan Ralph owning you all by live streaming himself with totally his girlfriend while dining on delightful raw oysters to enhance his sexual powers with his lady.

The look on your faces will be absolutely great.
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It'll be the most forgettable and degrading 3 minutes of that cheap woman's life, worst case scenario is his man purse goes missing and its contents are "charitably" distributed to a hard working Mexican lass
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I promise you Gunt is the most polite, big smile, ā€œyaaas masterā€ coward imaginable when heā€™s in public around Mexican men.
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I would only contend that this assumes he's sober. I don't know what to expect from pilled out drunk ralph.... of course then again pilled out ralph ran away after 10 seconds with jim so you're probably right haha.
 
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I donā€™t speak Mexican but I do recognize a few words. ITā€™ll be fine Ralph, let us eat! And the eating is going to be good!
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Ralph complaining about the ayylawgs to his non-English speaking Mexican prostitute, I'm dying!
She is also clearly just repeating his last sentence that he finished with "haha" so she gets the cue he was trying to be funny, basically using the Solid Snake conversation technique on him.
 
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